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WHAT DO YA SEE?
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>>6641449
A MAN WHO LOST AT EVERYTHING!
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>>6641449
THERE GO MY SIDES
WHY'D THEY LEAVE ME
CM PUNK PLACING 3RD OUT OF 3

I KNOW ITS SAD, BUT MORE FUNNY
DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO GRAB THE GI
GOT A BRONZE PARTICIPATION TROPHY
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>he looks legitimately proud of his participation trophy
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>>6641497
that's the worst part honestly
only God knows how much I'd like to see Punk vs McGregor
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>>6641449
he looks like a fucking pedophile here
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>>6641449
his little face haha. fucking beaming with pride after coming last. he probably bragged about it to his childless wife. Kek
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>>6641449
THE KEK THAT CAME THIRD OUT OF THREE
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>>6641504

Well his wife looks like a 12 year old indian boy
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>>6641449
I wonder if he stole those UFC sandals after being escorted off the premises following his last "fight". Hopefully Dana calls him up and asks for them back.
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>>6641449
Based black man putting this cuck in his place
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>>6641449
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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How embarrasing
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oh my god look how smug he's being

some people just don't live in the real world
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>>6641449
>UFC sandals
>beaten by 45 year old accountant and a bus driver
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Joe Rogan would destroy this fag.
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Please tell me there was more than 3 people involved...
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>>6641634
there were 4, but only enough money to make 3 medals
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>>6641634
anon...
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>>6641449
Why is he so proud?
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>>6641449
How experienced in BJJ were the other two?
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>>6641805
They are at the same belt level.
And there's a 99% chance that they are hobbyists with full time jobs and lives, not people who spent thousands of dollars training FULL TIME at a world class gym for years
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>>6641449
A man that is happier than me.
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Jesus Christ you people are pathetic
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>wearing his UFC sandals to impress the amateurs
>gets beat by all of them
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>>6642285
hi chick magnet phil. great hussle
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>>6641472
It was a competition of about 200 people, coming 3rd place is pretty based to me, keep hating punk all you want but in the end of the day he is always trending, making big amounts of money and will forever be remember as the best in the world
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>>6642285
yo phil! this is hunter. gonna send you the contract the day after your divorce, just like you wanted. take care.
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>>6641449
UFC legend CM Punk
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>>6641449
Cuck who works your head rent free.
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they have Karate recitals for adults?
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>>6642355
>It was a competition of about 200 people, coming 3rd place is pretty based to me
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >>6641746
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>>6641449
>3rd place in a comp if 3
Literally any human, insect or animal could do this.
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>>6642355
>200 people
>celeb conveniently ends up in the top 3
The placement was rigged.
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>>6642355
Punk only competed twice and lost both fights, he won bronze in a division of 3.
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Reminder that the cucked city of Shitcago unironically hyped up this loser to be the next Hogan/Austin. They so desperately wanted one of their own to be the best. He turned out to be the biggest failure in the history of the business.
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>>6642395
It wasn't 200 people. It was only 3 in his division.
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>>6641746
Losing by points is unironically a win. Remember that he has the body of a 90 year old woman because he wrestled for so long without taking roids.
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>>6641746

Even his loss on points are landslide losses. A potted plant would have legit got the same result as CM Phil
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Maybe Vince was right about the concussion speaking. I'm convinced he's past delusion and has some serious head trauma issues that Vince and Co were hiding before he left. It wouldn't be a surprise if his trainers knew about it too but why will they hide it?
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>>6643279
Sorta like how second to last at the card is still main eventing.
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>>6641805
its usually around two years to get a blue belt
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Tell me how many people was involved on this? Please, don't be 3...
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>>6643345

This, im hoping there were at least 20 competitors
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>>6643341
Which means after 4 years of top level training he can't beat a 48 year old BJJ hobbyist.
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Still a loser lol
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>>6643345
>>6643360
https://smoothcomp.com/en/profile/170594

3 people, the event is in his profile.
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>Lost by Points 7 - 0
>Lost by Points 2 - 11

Not only did he lose both his fights (and still gets a medal? talk about retard culture) but he was BTFO in them
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>>6641449

There was indeed only 3 in his group. Others had more in, but Phil just had 3 in his. The under 9s girl group only had 2.
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at least he had the balls to step in there and put his life and wife on the line unlike the rest of you cowards
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>>6641449
>Who AJ Lee prefers to sleep with in order.
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>>6641449
the worst part is the ufc flip flops
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>complains about becoming a jobber to the stars in WWE
>becomes a jobber to middle aged literal who's at MMA hobbyist match ups
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a snap from a picture of one of his matches
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>>6641449
>literally a participation medal

OH NONONONONONONONO
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>>6643569
I don't get why people say this. Imagine being so shit at something and then be so delusional that you think you're good enough to be a professional
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>>6642355
Nope. The seniors blue belt udner 200 Ib category only had Cock Magnet, a 48 year old man, and a nig.
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>>6641449
yikes
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THE MAN WHO FINISHED THIRD OUT OF THREE
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I hope Phil doesn't commit suicide in front of AJ.

HELL BE FINE, GUYS.
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>>6641449
The cuck who preps for AJ Lee
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>>6644700

Styles doesn't care he was world champion for a year and still has an upper tier place in the company
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>>6643784
KEK
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This guy hasn't got a fighting bone in his body. Can't believe he was once WWE champ. What an embarrassment.
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This is what a 40 year old liberal looks like.
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3 R D
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>>6641449
>PARTICIPATION MEDAL
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>>6641449
How the fuck could he lose to the guy on the left? Guy looks about 50.



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