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Gimme a hell yeah.
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>>6389379
Its still the 15th retard
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>>6389399
Looks like you should check the date on your post.
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>>6389412
It's still the 15th for normal people, you retards.
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>>6389399
Not my problem your timezone sucks.
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>>6389379
HELL YEAH!
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I'll drink beer and the beat the shit out of my wife
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>>6389379
Aw hell yeah!
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>>6389419
>he's going to die sooner
OH NO NO NO NO
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>>6389379
shell yeah
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>>6389379
AW HELL YEAH
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>>6389418
>living in a timezone later than the 4chan zone
lmaoing at ur life
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>>6389418
>Normal time

EST best time zone
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>>6389379
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>Americans

Its 3.16 you fucking faggots eat my fucking dick
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The man that saved the WWF
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>>6389633
Fuck off
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>3.16 day
>no Stone Cold poster

WHAT!?
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>>6389379
HELL YEAH!
>>6389399
>living in the wrong time zone
WHAT?
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>>6389379
HELL YEAH
But to me is 16/3
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>>6389379
its ironically my bday. i just wanna die
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>>6389379
Paddy's day is tomorrow
Since I'm a Irishfag, I'm going to get drunk twice
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HELL YEAH
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SHELL YEAH
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Stone Cold is a wife beater who should be in prison
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMtx9s9RTmc

OH HELL YEAH
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Post the time you acted like Stone Cold /asp/

> Be in a club with my Austin 3:16 shirt tucked in my work jeans.
> Looking at a girl from across the bar
> Blonde, big tits, no ass
> One might say she's a holy yumolly whom I'd slide my pepperoni in
> Guy suddenly approaches her
> Talks a bit to her, she doesn't seem interested
> I yell at the top of my lung "BOOOOOOORING."
> He looks at me briefly but goes on
> I continue to scream "BOOOOORING" while making sleeping gesture
> Blonde bimbo is laughing at my antics
> Guy gets to my face and asks what the fuck is my problem
> I say "My problem is that your ass aint properly whooped boy." and I smash my paint in his face, breaking the glass
> Sings the theme song of my idol Stone Cold while walking to the girl
> Brings her home
> Have sex without regards to her personal pleasures then beat her on the morning
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>>6390287
Have sex
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>>6390880
Incel
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SO I ASKED MYSELF
>WHAT?
STONE COLD
>WHAT?
DO YOU WANT TO BE A CHAD
>WHAT?
OR DO YOU WANT TO BE AN INCEL
>WHAT?
SO WHILE I WAS MAKING THAT DECISION, I MADE MY MOM DRIVE OVER TO THE WALMART
>WHAT?
ORDERED SOME CHICKEN TENDIES
>WHAT?
SOME POKEMON CARDS
>WHAT?
SOME SPICY DORITOS
>WHAT?
A FROZEN PIZZA
>WHAT?
SOME HERSHEY'S KISSES
>WHAT?
AND A DIET SODA
>WHAT?
>AND WHILE SHE WAS OUT OF THE HOUSE
>WHAT?
I JERKED OFF TO SISSY PORN
>WHAT?
I CAME ONE TIME
>WHAT?
TWO TIMES
>WHAT?
THREE TIMES
>WHAT?
FOUR TIMES
>WHAT?
CAME IN A GYM SOCK
>WHAT?
BALLED IT UP
>WHAT?
PUT IT IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET
>WHAT?
TURNED ON MY BATTLESTATION
>WHAT?
FIRED UP SOME LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
>WHAT?
AND I ASKED MYSELF
>WHAT?
STONE COLD
>WHAT?
WHY BE A WAGEKEK
>WHAT?
WHEN YOU CAN GET SOME NEETBUX
>WHAT?
SO I TORE UP THAT JOB APPLICATION
>WHAT?
THREW IT IN THE TRASH
>WHAT?
AND TOLD MY MOTHER
>WHAT?
I AIN'T NEVER MOVING OUT
>WHAT?
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>CHEERING
>THEME PLAYS
OHHHHHHHH HELLLLLLLL YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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Heck yeah
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Those anyone have the stone cold protecting the border from Mexicans and Central Americans promo?
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>>6392063
you mean jbl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9y5LSRCc04
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>>6390884
You're the one whiteknighting women on the internet idiot
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>>6390876
base
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>>6390889
Kino
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>>6389379
HELL YEAH
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HELL YEAH!
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Those anyone have the stone cold protecting the border from Mexicans and Central Americans promo?
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>>6389379
Based



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