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>has a meeting about Total Divas
>thinks they are getting their own spin-off
>instead gets told they are anti-draws for the show and that they are being dropped from it
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>>6146382
Hilarious if true, OP
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>the absolute state of cucksev
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>>6146382
Total Divas is exactly why Rusev will never leave though, Lana is one of the favorites (only surpassed by Naomi and Jimmy stuff) and Lana LOVES being a reality tv star.
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>>6146382
>>6146389
It's fucking true, I just googled it, here's a hilarious snippet of them getting fired:

>"Lana continued through tears, “It’s just that I’m not liked and one part of me is like – and I said that – Mark Carrano and Kevin Dunn was there and I said, ‘Maybe, I’m just not a likable person.’ I know I’m a good person, but maybe I have a boring personality because I’m just not liked.” Dunn and Carrano assured her this wasn’t the case and that much of what comes through the television is due to editing."
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Lana is a shitter constantly exposing the business anyway.
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>>6146404
Lana is the reason they got kicked off
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>>6146408
LANA BTFO
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>>6146404
OP isn't a meme. She actually got told she is the most unlikable person on the show and was fired from it
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>>6146432
>being even more unlikeable than Nia Snax

That has to hurt
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>>6146408
I remember one of the Real World cast reunion specials on MTV (made by the same guys who do Total Divas) and one of the girls was crying that the producers edited it and made her look like a "bitch".

Then a cast member from a different season goes, "Don't give me that bleep. No matter how they cut it, those awful words fell from your mouth. The reason you looked like a bitch was because you were a bitch." (crowd cheers)
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Rusev wonders why he can't get the big push. The answer is Lana.
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>>6146468
This. She is dead weight. Can't work. Can't talk. Can't even stay on bottom tier reality TV.
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>>6146468
They're both such self-marks.

It's like Shane Vandrell said about his partnership with Mackey in his suicide note, "The guilty ones are me and Vic. Vic led, but I kept following. I don't think one's worse than the other, but we made each other into something worse than our individual selves. I wish I never met him."

By themselves, I'm sure Rusev and Lana are okay, but together they became a monster.
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I remember when Rusev was fairly new tk tbe main roster, he was over and got a big reaction whenever he came out. What happened?
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geez they couldnt have just let them go
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>>6146504
yes but Rusev being a self-mark is funny and likeable. It's shallow but he's big, foreign, has an accent andseems dumb. He comes off like an Arnold-esque vain musclehead. Lana seems like a crazy lush who told everyone she was Russian can't remember she's supposed to have an accent when drunk.
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>>6146545
This, Lana needs to be ran over and dragged through a city by a pick up truck.
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>>6146522
No aiden english. I mean it.
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>>6146522
Got over when he wasn't supposed to so his tag team with English kept getting pushed but coming up short to try and kill their heat which didn't work so they broke them up with an "English is jealous" angle and feud that didn't really end so much as it just kind of stopped out of nowhere but Rusev was still kind of over so they decided to turn him heel for no reason.
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>>6146522
if they wanted him to be top level he should've gone over cena at mania 31, judging where cena is now they probably should've put rusev over. he cooled off big around the enzo hitting on lana angle, got over again thanks to english, and then they split them for no reason.

so really wwe just doesn't want him over lol
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>>6146442
Nia Snax gets the benefit of editing trying to make her look great because of all the body positivity bullshit
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>>6147663
He can't be a top guy with an accent.
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The first rumor about them that can be traced to the start of the Rusev burial was when he started dating Lana and Vince did not like that a woman that looked like lana did at the time would hook up with somebody like Rusev. This is similar to the whole Marc Mero/Sable thing. There is a reason why soon after they started dating became known that awful angle with Ziggler began shorty after. then the two of them killed it intentionally by breaking kayfabe and getting married (Which angered Vince more.)
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>>6147710
Lana announced it to TMZ, it's like she wants to mix kayfabe with real life instead of following the script like her job asks her to do.
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>>6147725
Because she didn't like the angle. She didn't want to cuck her husband on TV.
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>>6147731
then she isn't doing her job, if she wants to run the script she should fuck off and leave Rusev in WWE.
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>>6147731
He was cucking her too
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>>6146408
Why can roasties never Introspect?
They literally think they are perfect.
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>>6146404
Lana is an anti draw. She has no fans like the other uglinas.
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>>6147725
The angle was designed to break them up because Vince didn't like that the pretty blonde girl with big tits wasn't with a roided out mastodon of a man (and worse yet, a foreigner with an accent). They were smart enough to realize what was going on and use TMZ to kill the angle even if it resulted in Rusev getting depushed.
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>>6147824
Lana just isn't interesting, her entire gimmick was being Rusev's manager. With that gone now it's just Mrs Rusev which isn't interesting.
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>>6147837
Designed to break them up is what Meltzer said, don't sound like a Meltzer-faggot.
If him getting depushed was worth "saving" this relationship then it was a dumb tradeoff. If they did really love each other it wouldn't have worked, they're playing characters, wrestling is fake.
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>>6146408
She is unlikable tho, she should fuck off and do porn
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>>6147861
>she should fuck off and do porn

No because then people are going to beg for her to do blacked and I don't want to see that.
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Does Lana do a Russian accent on the show?
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>>6147522
>to turn him heel for no reason
He was still booked as a heel tough. His face turn was when he challenged Nakamura for his US belt and cut a (reportedly) good promo on him. Then two weeks later he went heel again.
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seems like Lana is always the main problem in all these things regarding rusev...
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>>6147843
She just does not have it. I dont know alexa or becko are ugly and have no talent but they have fans despite being hated. To me she is ugly in my opinion. People dont really care about breasts so she cant draw with them, not enough waifu material. Dont know.
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>>6146522
He was nothing more than a monster for Cena to squash. There was no plan for his career after Cena ended it at Mania 31, so the fact he’s gotten this far is impressive
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Can't wait to see Rusev in AEW where he belongs.
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I continue to be surprised by this shows longevity. I wonder who they will replace Lana with, and if Paige will still be on given shes not on the road anymore.
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Rusev is awesome on TD, Lana is not. I will miss Good Guy RuRu
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>>6146408
JUST
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>>6147710
What the fuck is up with Vince's obsession with cuck angles and trying to literally get people cucked? Mind boggling shit
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>>6146408
>I'm attractive why don't they like me??
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>>6149803
Lana is one of those stupid people who forget to dye their eyebrows when they dye their hair, so the mismatched color looks fucking dumb as hell.
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>>6146442
Come on we all know the reason Lana was removed. The Bellas don't want anyone who might overshadow them

Do you really thing it's a coincidence that Nattie and Naomi has the longest mainstays on the show. Reason Nia is having a long run
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>>6151571
Based
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>>6147663
>so really wwe just doesn't want him over lol

The story of all but a handful of chosen ones in the post-WCW years.

>>6147700
Roddy Piper
Andre The Giant
Bret Hart
Shawn Michaels
Steve Austin

>>6148342
You come off mentally challenged desu

>>6147860
It wouldn't even be the first time Vince has pretend he can book real-life dating
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>>6146468
Thot blocked
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>>6146408
i pretty much dropped total divas when she joined because she was so annoying, and i think she's smoking hot. she was so annoying that it cancelled out her hotness.
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>>6146382
They are both leaving wwe once their contracts expire. Rusev asked for his release a year ago, but wwe refused.
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>>6151571
legit worked.
the bellas got their own stupid show, and lana was shit on all the episodes i seen, rusev was pretty good tho
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>>6146484
>cant talk

During her Russian ice queen days, she was actually pretty good on the mic. Problem is that they dropped her entire gimmick.
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>>6149790
he was sexually abused as a child. he's all sorts of fucked up.
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>>6152252
i agree she was really good then. it's weird that she's gotten worse on the mic over the years. is it just the accent?
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>>6152259
They completely dropped her gimmick. It is easier to act when you have a defined character to play. Exactly what is her gimmick now?
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>>6147731
That's actually based.
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>>6147710
This makes the most sense and I've always thought this was the case.. I remember years ago Lana was primed to be a #1 and that this was coming straight from Vince.. Suddenly her and Rusev get married, no more Lana push..

The Mero/Sable comparison is on point.. Let's not kid ourselves on The Wild Man.. That nigga had supreme talent and when Sable started rising, creative did everything imaginable to bury him.
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>>6146446
So how would you have handled that situation?
>yeah pretty much I think you’re an unlikeable cunt
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>>6146504
Based shieldchad
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>>6146504
Rusev is charming. Lana just seems to be...there when it comes to TV. But soon as Lana gets involved in a Rusev angle it turns to shit.

Rusev Day was awesome and there was little Lana involvement because she was trying to wrestle at the time. When he career faded then she was added to Rusev Day and within weeks it was ruined.
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>>6152342
Being a thot.
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>>6146408
Based Dunn working the roasties
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>>6146408

>tfw youre so unlikeable they have to tell you its only cause of tv editing

lmao
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She is ugly, an anti draw, no fans, useless, getting Rusev rekt. Fuck off bitch.
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>>6152342
Well, when you don't have a gimmick you just have to be yourself. For Rusev being himself is an upgrade because the goofy chad is pretty fun, but for Lana it fucking sucks.
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>>6153106

I know how she feels, i'm unlikeable because of everyone in the world's selective mental editing.
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Imagine being the last likable person in a show with Paige and Nia.
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>>6153535
can tell you've never watched the show
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lana is god awful
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Good, im oka with some sexy stuff but she is a ranchet bimbo that exposes our business everytime she has a fucking chance.
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>>6153131
>She is ugly

She's a dumb bimbo but come on.
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>>6153660
What pretty about her? Is she natural? No. I bet you she had more than one surgery to achieve that body.
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>>6153670
>I bet you she had more than one surgery to achieve that body.

So what? The end result still looks good and I will continue to fap.
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i personally liked her but anecdotally it did seem like chicks didnt. the "fight" she had with paige this season made her look like absolute shit though. probably the most obvious villain character and editing on the show since summer rae.

it sucks to lose that extra money but I doubt she's *that* broken up about what was said and there's not some working going on here. its not just editing, whole story lines are faked to create drama and she was on the wrong end, really not necessarily her fault or reflective of her
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>>6146382
Imagine having your career left in tatters because of who you married.
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>>6153740
Imagine your wife being such a mark for herself that she refuses to pretend to be someone else's girlfriend on a TV show for 30 minutes a night
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>>6147824
>>6152252
I think people underestimate how often Lana (and Rusev) actually get over just to have the rub pulled from them


I think people forget how hot their debut was. Lana as the icy, stern prude with the sexy business outfits with the hair in a bun with the thick authoritarian accent controlling the brute beast was pretty damn good until they got Cenafied.

>Lana split with Rusev
This was during the beginning of Women Revolution (remember NXT girls vs blacks vs bellas) and Lana was the most over woman in the company. Lana chants would break out after cat fighting with Summer and even during other parts of the show too. Rusev was pretty kino too at the time.

>Underdog Lana... MITB2018
I think there was some potential there. Fans did kind of get into her because she was such an underdog who loses all the time, whenever she gets some offense, there was some support. Look at last year MITB, she was the 3rd most over woman in the match after Becky and Alexa (there were 8 women in the match)

I also don't think Lana hurt Rusev/English, still have no idea why they pulled the cord on them when Smackdown tag teams have been around so long it's stale and Raw literally has nobody over.
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>>6153670
The question is is she hot, not is she natural. And she's hot.
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I'm not making a new thread for this so I'll post it here. Total Bellas just hit a record low;

>Total Bellas had the lowest viewership in all of four seasons, with episode four of season four only getting 396,000 viewers, down 58,000 viewers from episode three two weeks ago.

Hopefully this venture into reality TV will be dead soon.
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>>6153760
tfb I'd get paranoid too if I were a woman and my bf were in a cuck storyline with a girl that looks like me, but way hotter
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>>6153577
I watched some clips and these two are awful.
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>>6153865
Shes not drawing. So is she not to a lot of people. Sorry bro, your waifu is shit and has no fanbase.
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>>6153670
>Is she natural? No.
who fucking cares? beggin ya
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What we need is Total Bliss
Starring:
Alexa “Lexi” Bliss
Buddy Murphy
Mama Bliss
the dogs
Nia Jax
Ember Moon
Mojo Rawley
Mike Rome
and Larry Steve as The Pig
(pajama party with Becky and Sasha is the season finale)
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>>6155928
Ember Moon is such a dumbass memeshit name and I hate myself for loving it.
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>>6154501
thanks for confirming that I was right bud. but im sure those clips were very revealing and your take was measured and not at all grounded in bias



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