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Here is the lineup for tonight’s episode of Impact Wrestling, which is the first episode to air on Anthem’s The Pursuit Channel. It will also be available on Twitch.

*The Lucha Bros vs. Zachary Wentz and Desmond Xavier of The Rascalz.

*Willie Mack vs. Sami Callihan

*Tessa Blanchard in action

*Johnny Impact seeks revenge on Killer Kross.

*The Dark Allie-Rosemary storyline will continue.
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>>5896467
What time?
Can't wait to shitpost in twitch chat
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>>5896472
Shitpost ding-dong diddly over and over and screencap it for us ya based Impact boys, we're counting on ya
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>>5896479
Based
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https://youtu.be/TxcZe9Q4_30 Opening.
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If it's free on Twitch I might actually bother to watch it.
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>>5897380
This
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>>5897380
>>5897684
cheap jew communists
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>lucha bros vs The rascalz

bazed
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>>5896472
10PM EST
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>>5896467
What time?
Can't wait to shitpost in twitch chat
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>>5898630
10
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>>5898630
in about 1 hr
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Ok so just to clarify, is there anything special I need to do to just watch Impact or is it as easy as looking for their channel?
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>>5899640
I had to create a twitch account just to shitpost on the chat but that's about it
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>>5899671
ding dong-diddly this, or just watch on a stream, I think taima and cytube both have tubes that would show it
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>>5898595
yeah this sounds kino
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watched it on UK tv, holy fucking Scarlett
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https://youtu.be/yD3-dMJYfKU one more hour
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Just gave them my ding-dong diddly dimes
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>>5900228
based
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>>5900228
BASED AMAZON PRIME CHAD
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>>5900267
Kek wasted money
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>>5900273
its literally free lmao
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>>5900278
based porco dio
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>>5900278
You guys know this is taped right?
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>AEW shills on the chat
Sad!
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>>5900305
and?
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>>5900310
Taking over bro!
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>>5900315
If you want you can just read spoilers. Nothing exciting desu
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>>5900329
why would i read spoilers?
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Impact drawing those Twitch sub dimes
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based SANTINO
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Alicia cute

Also 2 threads? Im staying here
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nice to see they have a preshow to kill time with santino and the other cute chick
very cozy setting too
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>Woman

SJW TRASH!!11!!!1!!!
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>>5900365
cringe
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>>5900349
Based
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>>5900300
basato e porcamadonnapillato
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Cage chants nice
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>6.7k viewers
There are multiple dota streamers who are bigger draws than Impact.
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I like Johnny Show but he needs to drop the title to based Kross
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>>5900396
do they also have a tv deal as their main source of viewership?
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>>5896467
FUCK TWITCH.
WON'T LET ME WATCH IT IN ENGLAND.
BANNED IN MY REGION.
WE'VE BANNED EVERYTHING INCLUDING BEING HAPPY AND NOW I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM WATCHING ACTUALLY DECENT WRASTLING.

I'm gonna drink the rest of my beer and complain to myself.
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>>5900396
Video games are more popular than television.
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Cage is SEETHING
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SEETHING
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cage is seething
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lol this crowd booing jonny & taya
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Kross Kross
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>"i dont care about your wife"
>crowd cheers
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Kross is so based
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>>5900420
>>"i dont care about your wife"
>>crowd cheers
Based
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>>5900402
get a vpn you twat
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No sell
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>>5900402
Do vpns not work?
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Based steiner flashback
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Steiner math
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SENIOR JOE
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Oh I didnt even notice they had a Steiner emote. Thats great
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fucking hell this the the comfiest wrestling show ever
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>>5900443
Kino
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I remember seeing Kross years ago at Lucha Underground dark matches. He acknowledged me when I told him he's awesome.
Glad to see he's moved up in the world. Very proud for him
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>>5900402
http://taima.tv/r/wooo
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Based Kross is gonna do it
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inb4 the twitch channel gets banned for the Scarlett stripshow
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>twitch bans streams with sexual content

What will they do with the Women's division?
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>>5896467
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Kino tag match
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>Scarlett strip show
Lads...
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>>5900471
>>5900473
surprisingly enough, twitch seems to be a lot more lenient towards no-no content for wrestling
dont ask why, i have no clue, but as far as i know no wrestling stream i follow has ever been banned so far
and besides, impact shows recaps of very risky stuff all the time, theyll be fine
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>PENTAGOD
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time for Penta and Penis
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fenix is gonna die while dancing on the ropes
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>>5900432
>>5900438
I'm at a point of alcohol consumption that this did not cross my mind.
Now I feel like a silly tit.
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>>5900481
based Impact still providing the ding-dong diddly wrestling the world deserves
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its a complaint i rarely do, and i do like the rascals, but man do they look "indie" in the worst way possible
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THIS IS AWESOME
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>10k viewers
BASED
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>>5900503
they have no gimmick than acting like stoner teenagers but godamn they are good in the ring
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daniels was a fucking madman holy fuck
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Chris Daniels really did some shit
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>>5900402
you mean to tell me they literally banned twitch from england?
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>Match of the year

This sounds so silly If you speak in kayfabe environment because its about winning and losing, not putting a "performance"
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>>5900548
No, it doesn't
Boxing and MMGay constantly talk about fights of the year
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Kazarian had that babyface
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He CREAMED him, Mike
He fucking CREAMED HIM
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>>5900565
>Kazarian had that babyface
Agreed
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Does anyone in that match still wrestles?
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>>5900591
kazaryan just signed with aew
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>old highlights during breaks instead of commercials for cars and fast food
I can get behind this
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>>5900591
Sabin for ROH
Kazarian for AEW (formerly ROH)
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>>5900540
Twitch is not banned in England, watching Impact on twitch is banned in England because Impact still has a tv deal there. It was on tv earlier tonight.
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>>5900591
Kazarian and Sabin
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The long flashback always sucks and it being presented to a twitch audience makes it even worse.
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also, big ups for impact for allowing me to watch impact without having to endure the taima chat
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>matt hardy fucking around with a kangaroo

man, those were the good ol days
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>>5900616
Fuck kangaroos and fuck kangaroo people
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Swann
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>rich swann
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>rich swann
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>Can you handle this?
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>biggest pop is for guys not even on the roster anymore
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>rich swann
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>>5900646
I hate that homeless looking nigger
He looks like he smells like a public bathroom
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>>5900396
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>young briscoes
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>11.3k
Fair to say a third of them are here for Scarlett?
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>le fat nigger man
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>>5900708
I'm only staying for Scarlett
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Is Mack based or not? I kinda dig em.
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>>5900737
I think he's great.
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mack is fucking ded
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>>5900737
i found him in LU, personally glad to see him doing stuff in my favourite companies (NWA and Impact)
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>>5900737
from what I've seen he's been alright
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This match has been awful.
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>>>/v/446497908
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>>5900743
Same. He is a chill guy outside as well. Got to shake his hand after a LU taping.
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>>5900746
Cool
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>>5900755
its been fine, dragged for way too long tho
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>>5900737
Decent ring and promo ability, outstanding facial expressions.
He’s more than the average “fat guy with a meme move set”.
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LAX time
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Konan is still alive?
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>>5900792
Yes. working for impact AAA, and mlw.
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Are you ready?
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>>5900799
Yes
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>>5900799
If I want porn, I'd watch porn
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>>5900799
Bout to get worked into a shoot brother.
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>>5900799
might was well
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Jeff Hardy killing himself for bing hall audiences.
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>>5900803
apex cringe
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ATTITUDE ERAS BACK BOYS
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>>5900814
Found the 16 year old virgin
>>5900813
Yeah, it sucks being on Smackdown
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mmmmmm about to cum
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HE'S FUCKING HERE!
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>>5900821
On pushing the boundaries like the Attitude Era: “The limitations of a prime time broadcast program are to find the edges that are in line. And maybe sometimes you get too close to the fire and get burned, and maybe we’ll be criticized for not going far enough…I don’t think we’ll see the Attitude Era. I don’t think any of us have much interest. This is the day and age where that type of misogynistic sort of behavior is coined in play anyway. But I do see some stronger places where women wrestlers are receiving more and more types of match ups, action moves, flying moves, how far we can go in their storylines.”

On the creative benefits of moving to Pursuit: “Within the limitations of what we can do on conventional television, we want to find where those boundaries are. It may be the matches that get done – perhaps we do things that aren’t for television that we do elsewhere as well. So, we’re always looking to create something for everybody as interesting of a product as we can put on that stage.”

https://411mania.com/wrestling/ed-nordholm-says-hes-not-heavily-involved-in-impact-wrestling-creative-process/
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Poo time
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BASED POO'S
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I've never hated Islam before now
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>>5900827
kino
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>pajeets
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Based Street Shitter Gang
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fuck off jinder let us enjoy bobe vagene too
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>stopping the strip show
>shitting on Americans

that's some heat right there
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>Indians not wanting to show Bob and vajine
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GIVE HIM THE FUCKING MIC!!
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BIG
POPPA
PUMP
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PUMP
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Based poppa pump
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B A S E D
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Did Stenier just say he was killing niggers in Detroit last week?
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BASED STEINER MAKING SURE PROMISES ARE KEPT.
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>>5900865
he was fucking chicks
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>>5900865
yes
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Big Poopy Plop looks like he only weighs 130 lbs
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SJW liberal faggots SEETHING right now
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>>5900799
This is actually cringy. I'm glad WWE doesn't do shit like this anymore.
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I miss short hair, tattoo-less AJ
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killing deer in detroit? the fuck is steiner talking about lol
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>>5900878
Mark
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>>5900889
>Hunting 2 legged deer at a strip club in Detroit
He's been smashing hoes
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BASED
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>>5900878
Could you imagine Nia Jax doing that?
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>>5900889
holy fucking virginity
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>>5900896
fuck you why'd you have to mention that
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>>5900894
bro the state of your stream
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>>5900889
He was hunting pavement apes
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Chin fu
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>>5900896
I love me some BBW skin
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>women's wrestling and nigger "music"
Double cringe for me
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KID REF
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strongest chin in the biz
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I want Tessa to break my arm
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Winks.
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>>5900921
Based
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FUCK i felt that dropkick
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>>5900918
based and inokipilled
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Based chin-fu
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I want to lick Tessa's chin
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So Gail coming out of "retirement" is probably happening
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>>5900932
ding ding based
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E!LI! DRAKE!
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whatsup fellow hardcore wrestlers
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>>5900936
>So Gail coming out of "retirement" is probably happening
I guess
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>>5900624
i always wanted to fight a kangaroo but i heard their claws are no joke. their faces are so punchable.
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>so cal val
I forgot about that ugly twat
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>>5900950
>I forgot about that ugly twat
Same
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>Black Machismo wedding

fucking based
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>>5900936
No shit, Sherlock
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>>5900954
>fucking based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbzheE5VfZE
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Koko in tna What ??
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>KOKO
DIMES
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Kamala poor guy.
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>>5900961
Hall of fame. Russo kino
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Jake. Based Russo
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what the actual fuck is this segment
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>>5900966
I have no idea it's like watching a trainwreck
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Dark allie
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that was something
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>>5900966
>>5900969
>>5900973
New fags
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These dark Allie segments are bizarre
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Demon Demon
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Quick Rundown on the dark Allie and Su Yung alliance? Last I watched this, Allie was going after Su
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maint event time
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>this is impact
well no shit?
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>>5900976
I didn't watch wrestling in 2008
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>>5900988
Yikes!
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If I was Cody, I'd snatch up Killer Kross asap
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>Young Nakamura
HOLY YEN
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>>5900983
>allie goes to hell to look for hogan
>makes a pact with james mitchell where if she goes she'll have to give up her soul
>rosemary saves allie and hogan and sends them back to the mortal world
>this wasnt supposed to happen and mitchell still wants allie's soul
>now allie is crazy and has teamed up with su
>rosemary has come back from hell to help allie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHmfxszYC_w
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based
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the girl behind don and josh would get it
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How the fuck did they manage to make Nakamura look like such a geek
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https://www.linkedin.com/in/elix-skipper-b1757995
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>Shitsgay Nakameme
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>>5901007
new japan was in the shitter back then, being iwgp champ wasnt that big of a deal
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>>5901007
How the fuck doesn't he look like one now?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmiYAiQQL1I
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>>5900932
based and Inoki pilled
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Nakamura old finisher
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>>5901008
So that's what he's up to now
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Back to main event
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>>5901015
He's at least got some personality now, wwe makes everyone look like geeks anyway
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R E N T F R E E
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>>5901027
>personality
That's what you call being a spastic faggot?
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>>5896467
RENT
FREE
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>>5901024
Yup. he retired after His 22-year-old son, Lemarcus Skipper, was killed on April 29, 2009 by a gunman who was in his home.
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>>5901033
Better than being stone faced serious martial arts guy #9001
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>>5901041
fuck that sounds terrible
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>>5901018
Goat
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>>5901049
Agreed. Sad
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I like this Kross fellow
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This has been pretty cozy lads not gonna lie. I especially like the rewind moments in lieu of commercial breaks.
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>>5901046
Yeah, no
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>>5901041
Damn that sucks, Prime Time was one of my fave wrestlers in late WCW early TNA,vsad to know it went dwn like that.
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KILL
KROSS
KILL
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ECW ECW
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kross has some really good mannerism, he still needs to improve a bit in the workrate aspect but his matches are very intresting
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>>5901063
>Prime Time was one of my fave wrestlers
Same. Pretty underrated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FsxLjqVHPU
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That looked like it hurt Johnny more than kross
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Johnny Retard
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Johnny please
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All night long clap clap.
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>>5901068
he needs a better finisher(s) imo the saito suplex and tazmission style choke just dont cut it for me
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>>5900400
Fight network & Game tv in Canada (owned by Anthem)

Pursuit in the US (Anthem has a stake in it)

And on lots of networks in europe and other parts of the world
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Moosed
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MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE
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>>5901075
how many dimes would an Elix Skipper/Norman Smiley team have been?
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MOOSE'D
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i like that they havent forgot that moose and kross are pals

also kino outfit
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>>5901108
>how many dimes would an Elix Skipper/Norman Smiley team have been?
Lots
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>>5901112
It's weird it's almost like the storylines have continuity or something
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Kross and Moose best sociopathic friends forever
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>>5901044
Thank you senpai
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IMPACT WINS AGAIN
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Well I think I'll watch again next week
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pure shit
best part was konnan calling the whitoids inbreds
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based show is based
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https://twitter.com/gailkimITSME/status/1083951095926292481?s=19
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>They're showing a PPV from last year now
Wasn't really expecting that.
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>>5901143
>Wasn't really expecting that.
Same
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>>5901141
Stay retired please.
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>>5901159
This please
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https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1083954222859730944 Based
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In addition, Aerostar announced on his Twitter that he’ll be at IMPACT tapings when the company travels down to Mexico for its set of tapings this weekend.
https://twitter.com/aaaerostar1/status/1083172037735211008
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>>5901174
Good for them
I hope they eventually can get back to pre-Hogan levels
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>>5901178
nice, aerostar is based as fuck
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>>5901196
I hope.
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>>5901199
>nice, aerostar is based as fuck
I hope he doesn't get injured liked last year.

Aerostar was banged up at last night's Impact Wrestling taping in Orlando, Florida when he was too close to the corner when Andrew Everett performed a 450 splash off the top rope. Everett ended up coming down hard and drilled Aerostar in the mid-section, completely knocking the wind out of him. We were told it was a scary scene live and the crowd was eerily quiet, realizing something went wrong. We are told by sources that there was concern Aerostar had broken his ribs initially. He was down on the mat for a long time as officials checked on him and Taya Valkyrie (who speaks Spanish) translated for him, but Aerostar was finally walked out with the help of others. The last we had heard, Aerostar had not gone to the hospital to be checked out but was believed to have been OK, although he was said to be extremely sore.
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>>5901174
I'd be really curious to see what numbers they'd pull if they started an hour earlier.
Then again, I'm 97% sure there's a "Scarlett bump" that can't be counted on every week.
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Next week
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>>5901220
You aren't going to see THIS on AEW.
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>>5901220
ding-dong diddly based Steiner
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>>5901233
That made me pretty sad desu
Wrestling will never be edgy in general anymore unless streaming takes off and kills cable
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>>5901232
as much as I want to hate le dancing negro, this gonna be a based match
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>>5901241
>this gonna be a based match
Agreed.
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Will the show be able as a VOD after the stream?

No. oh well https://impactwrestling.com/everything-you-need-to-know-about-impact-streaming-each-friday-night-on-twitch/
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>>5901295
Too bad there aren't other websites where you can WatchWrestling.
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>>5901302
taimia.tv
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https://twitter.com/Psychooriginal/status/1083758778879750145?s=19 Based clown
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>>5901215
>Scarlett bump
Not everyone is a virgin who doesn't know how to find porn on the internet
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>>5901321
fuck psycho clown on impact would be based
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>>5901215
9000 in the first hour
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>>5901159
>>5901162
why don't you want our asian mommy back?
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>Heel sandals and stockings
How does Scarlett know my exact weaknesses?
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Melissa Santos has confirmed she will be working for IMPACT Wrestling as a new backstage interviewer, as seen in her Instagram post from tonight’s TV tapings in Mexico.
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>>5902064
Is Lucha Underground dead?
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>>5901220

She has more clothes on than her wrestling outfits.
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>>5902081
for now. AAA kind of fucked everything up with their contracts
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>>5902139
What do you mean?
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>>5902064
IM DING-DONG DIDDLY BUST
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>>5900792
Might die soon. He got shanked recently.
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>>5900950
Wonder if she is still coke buddies with Victoria?
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>2019
>the only way Impact can draw viewers is by bringing back 56 year old Scott Steiner and having Scarlett perform a strip tease
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>>5902162
He is full of shit. Vampiro has talked about the new season starting soon.
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>>5902064
>Get a wrestler wife / girlfriend a job
I miss Mckenzie
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>>5902336
Same
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>>5901196
They probably won't. They definitely won't if AEW is actually getting a television deal with a major network. That essentially makes AEW what TNA was from 2005-2014 (can't believe TNA got nearly ten years of major TV and couldn't capitalize)
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Based IMPACT rolling on 300+ strong.
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>>5900386
fucking lmao at this comment
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>>5902905
TNA was run by some of the biggest dipshit marks for most of its life. No one who watched it back then is surprised it never took off.
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>>5902885
>putting your title on a charisma vacuum
Yikes. I hope this never happens.



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