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And reminder that cheetahs squeek and we should domesticate them https://youtu.be/2btR9rAcdzo
>>3110653They are so fucking cute
>>3110618>we should domesticate themLike, for fur farming? I don't think cheetahs could have other use, also their mating is dumb hard. They're becoming extinct for good reasons.
>>3110726>Becoming extinct for good reasonsWhat the fuck? Where'd you get that idea? No nonhuman animal deserves to go extinct
>>3110731It's not about deserving it
>>3110726Egyptians used Cheetahs as hunting partners, so maybe we can use them as a replacement for dogs who aren’t fast enough?
>>3110739>a replacement for dogs who aren’t fast enoughAlready exists, we call them guns.
>>3110731Dude. Like 99.9% of evety species to live on this planet is extinct. Its very natural.
>>3110739Dogs don't need to be fast to help us hunt. Most fast dogs are virtually useless today.
Being very cute is a useful evolutionary trait
>>3110726Cat-like cuteness in a chill dog-sized package, whats not to like? Just figure out how to breed them to be really frisky.
>>3110778Why do you want one?
>>3110748>Dude. Like 99.9% of evety species to live on this planet is extinct.stupid thing to say since like 99.999...% of the time before present has passed
too bad dogs and cats are omnipresent, they're assholes which make it difficult to have better animals around
>>3110786>better animalsAny examples?
>>3110784How is that relevant? 100 calories, 2g carbs, and 5% alc/vol, White Claw!
They are so soft and innocent looking. Can you just imagine your dick sliding in and out of one of these majestic creatures? Each pump brimming with the excitement of the inevitable and glorious overflowing orgasm!
>>3110782Why don't you?
>>3110815I don't lack personality
>>3110731this nigga believes we have to save pandas
>>3110815People can't take care of fucking plants and you believe they'll take care of a big cat?They can't even keep their already domesticated cats
Cheetah cub after eating
>>3110618Film recorder doesn't seem to know what he's doing, clumsy, prickly, afraid of animal. Noisy unpleasant environment. Cheetah not exactly comfortable. Need to do better.
>>3113433True.Doesn't detract from the fact that that cheetah is cute as FUK though
>>3110809Sounds terrific (boy cheetahs only)
>>3110809Based thinking but they're still too small.
I see a hell of a lotta squawking but no postingPitter patter
>>3112818what a full qt
I know they have the shitty action music playing in the background but the outcome was so damn heartbreaking to me. https://youtu.be/6MQhwTu82I0
>>3110613Jaguars are better.
>>3110809anon cheets aren't for fug, they are for hug only
>>3122033no they are not.
ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLEWHAT A DEMONHOW CAN ANYTHING ON EARTH MAKE SUCH MONSTROUS NIGHTMARE NOISESABSOLUTE HELL ANIMALS I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tmCIsSpvC8
>>3122683wow this is frightening!
>>3122683So that is why all those cheezy documentaries and movies over the span of DECADES always overdubbed them with the same "RROOAAUU-AUUWWGH HOUUCCHHHHH" sample
>>3122688>"RROOAAUU-AUUWWGH HOUUCCHHHHH" You mean that cheesy cougar roar sound effect?
>>3122816YES YES EXACTLYfuck, they used it for literally everything.
>>3122820That and when they used the red tailed hawk screech for every bird of prey? That always pissed me off
>>3122826I find it hilarious. Especially when they use stock monster roars for sharks.
>>3123166WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>3123279I can't wake up
>>3123280WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>3123289CALL MY NAME
>>3123290AND SAAVE ME FROM THE DAARK
>>3123184let the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit theFLOOOOOOORRR
>>3110613It's not like he gets paid
>>3123547You shouldn't delete a whole thread for a few posts that are rule violations. That's feeding the trolls and encouraging them to do it again because if they get enough reports, your thread will get deleted.That's not moderation.
https://youtu.be/pkhE14Rou-EThree males taking down an ostrich
>>3123292Kek, that's breddy gud
>>3124121I accept payment in the form of cute cheetos
>>3125454>Visible bellybutton Throws me off
>>3125461I for one HIGHLY appreciate a bellybutton
Don't you ever talk to me or my son again
>>3110809Even if this is obvious baitI still wish to kill all furries
>>3110618Cheetahs have already been domesticated before in the past anyways.
>>3127157Then why can't we keep them as pets? Why do people have to be so irresponsible?https://youtu.be/1TGYBhlMwh8
>>3127228Second clip is a jaguar. Fuck that. Those things are no joke.
cheeto stuck in a tree
>>3127994His poor balls
>>3112702You know about Messi the mountain lion who is only half the size of what it should have been because of a mutation?Find that gene, put it in cheetah, boom, half sized cheetah
>>3127994>MOOOOOOM HEEEEELP>Lmao nice going retard>Hey what are you guys up t- Ahahahaha really, dude? Really?
>>3130631This is a good post
>>3127994Hello darkness my old friend
>>3132576I've come to talk with you again
>>3132580Now taking requests.
>>3132647Their eyes are gorgeous
>>3133625>heavy metal noises
>>3110809are cheetah to /an/ what deer are to /k/?
>>3121738lot of anons say getting licked by cheetah would hurt like fuck cause of those things on their tongues, but he doesn't seem too bothered. Is he just powering through or what? Or is it more like domesticated cats and you'd really need to be licked a lot before it gets too bad.
>>3134538he says it hurts. And it occasionally leaves him bloody.
>>3134590damn, never would've thought it was that bad from his (lack of) reactionshame that one of their best ways of showing affection inflicts pain to us
>>3134592Would love it if they licked the calluses off my feet.
Why don't they kill more people?
>>3134706>Why don't they kill more people?Because unless you're an ungulate smaller than they are they're anywhere between scared and autistic. Seriously; zoos give them emotional support dogs (who also act as wingmen when trying to get cheetahs to breed) to take social cues from so they don't panic in uncomfortable social situations. The fucking things can weigh as much as a mountain lion or a leopard; can you imagine someone leading one of those around on a leash like keepers do with cheetahs? Cats that aren't cheetahs are usually treated like velociraptors as far as transport is concerned.
>>3134837no wonder cheetos are my favorite animal
I love autism cats