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Mod is a dumbass that can't do his job edition
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And reminder that cheetahs squeek and we should domesticate them

https://youtu.be/2btR9rAcdzo
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He chill
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>>3110618
CUTE
AS
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>>3110653
They are so fucking cute
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>>3110618
>we should domesticate them
Like, for fur farming? I don't think cheetahs could have other use, also their mating is dumb hard. They're becoming extinct for good reasons.
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>>3110726
>Becoming extinct for good reasons
What the fuck? Where'd you get that idea? No nonhuman animal deserves to go extinct
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>>3110731
It's not about deserving it
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>>3110726
Egyptians used Cheetahs as hunting partners, so maybe we can use them as a replacement for dogs who aren’t fast enough?
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>>3110739
>a replacement for dogs who aren’t fast enough
Already exists, we call them guns.
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>>3110731

Dude. Like 99.9% of evety species to live on this planet is extinct.

Its very natural.
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>>3110739
Dogs don't need to be fast to help us hunt. Most fast dogs are virtually useless today.
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Being very cute is a useful evolutionary trait
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>>3110726
Cat-like cuteness in a chill dog-sized package, whats not to like? Just figure out how to breed them to be really frisky.
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>>3110778
Why do you want one?
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>>3110748
>Dude. Like 99.9% of evety species to live on this planet is extinct.
stupid thing to say since like 99.999...% of the time before present has passed
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too bad dogs and cats are omnipresent, they're assholes which make it difficult to have better animals around
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>>3110786
>better animals
Any examples?
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>>3110784

How is that relevant?

100 calories, 2g carbs, and 5% alc/vol, White Claw!
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They are so soft and innocent looking. Can you just imagine your dick sliding in and out of one of these majestic creatures?
Each pump brimming with the excitement of the inevitable and glorious overflowing orgasm!
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>>3110782
Why don't you?
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>>3110809
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>>3110815
I don't lack personality
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>>3110809
Yes.
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>>3110731
this nigga believes we have to save pandas
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>>3110815
People can't take care of fucking plants and you believe they'll take care of a big cat?
They can't even keep their already domesticated cats
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Cheetah cub after eating
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>>3110618
Film recorder doesn't seem to know what he's doing, clumsy, prickly, afraid of animal. Noisy unpleasant environment. Cheetah not exactly comfortable. Need to do better.
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>>3112818
Chonky boi
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>>3113433
True.

Doesn't detract from the fact that that cheetah is cute as FUK though
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>>3110809
Sounds terrific (boy cheetahs only)
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>>3110809
Based thinking but they're still too small.
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>>3110809
Uggo
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>>3112818
he stuffed
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I see a hell of a lotta squawking but no posting

Pitter patter
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>>3112818
what a full qt
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>>3110809
https://static1.e621.net/data/ba/80/ba80002f40a3d6bdfd93395494a7cc9a.jpg
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I know they have the shitty action music playing in the background but the outcome was so damn heartbreaking to me.
https://youtu.be/6MQhwTu82I0
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>>3117908
awww
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>>3110613
Jaguars are better.
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>>3110809
anon cheets aren't for fug, they are for hug only
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>>3122033
no they are not.
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ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE

WHAT A DEMON

HOW CAN ANYTHING ON EARTH MAKE SUCH MONSTROUS NIGHTMARE NOISES
ABSOLUTE HELL ANIMALS

I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tmCIsSpvC8
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>>3122683
wow this is frightening!
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>>3122683
So that is why all those cheezy documentaries and movies over the span of DECADES always overdubbed them with the same "RROOAAUU-AUUWWGH HOUUCCHHHHH" sample
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>>3110797
Your mother.
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>>3122688
>"RROOAAUU-AUUWWGH HOUUCCHHHHH"
You mean that cheesy cougar roar sound effect?
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>>3122816
YES YES EXACTLY
fuck, they used it for literally everything.
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>>3122820
That and when they used the red tailed hawk screech for every bird of prey? That always pissed me off
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>>3122826
I find it hilarious. Especially when they use stock monster roars for sharks.
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>>3121051
Oh no!
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>>3123166
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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>>3123279
I can't wake up
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>>3123280
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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>>3123289
CALL MY NAME
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>>3123290
AND SAAVE ME FROM THE DAARK
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>>3123184
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the


FLOOOOOOORRR
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>>3110613
It's not like he gets paid
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>>3123547
You shouldn't delete a whole thread for a few posts that are rule violations. That's feeding the trolls and encouraging them to do it again because if they get enough reports, your thread will get deleted.

That's not moderation.
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https://youtu.be/pkhE14Rou-E

Three males taking down an ostrich
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>>3123292
Kek, that's breddy gud
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>>3124121
I accept payment in the form of cute cheetos
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>>3125454
>Visible bellybutton
Throws me off
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>>3125461
I for one HIGHLY appreciate a bellybutton
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Don't you ever talk to me or my son again
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>>3125628
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>>3110809
Even if this is obvious bait
I still wish to kill all furries
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>>3125999
>bait

Yeah, hahaha
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>>3110618
Cheetahs have already been domesticated before in the past anyways.
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>>3127157
Then why can't we keep them as pets? Why do people have to be so irresponsible?

https://youtu.be/1TGYBhlMwh8
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>>3127228
Second clip is a jaguar. Fuck that. Those things are no joke.
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cheeto stuck in a tree
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>>3127994

His poor balls
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>>3112702
You know about Messi the mountain lion who is only half the size of what it should have been because of a mutation?
Find that gene, put it in cheetah, boom, half sized cheetah
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>>3127994
>MOOOOOOM HEEEEELP
>Lmao nice going retard
>Hey what are you guys up t- Ahahahaha really, dude? Really?
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>>3124084
Jolly Co-Operation.
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bump.
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>>3130631
This is a good post
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>>3127994
Hello darkness my old friend
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>>3132576
I've come to talk with you again
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>>3132580
Now taking requests.
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>>3132647
Their eyes are gorgeous
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>>3133625
>heavy metal noises
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>>3110809
are cheetah to /an/ what deer are to /k/?
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>>3121738
lot of anons say getting licked by cheetah would hurt like fuck cause of those things on their tongues, but he doesn't seem too bothered. Is he just powering through or what? Or is it more like domesticated cats and you'd really need to be licked a lot before it gets too bad.
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>>3134538
he says it hurts. And it occasionally leaves him bloody.
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>>3134590
damn, never would've thought it was that bad from his (lack of) reaction
shame that one of their best ways of showing affection inflicts pain to us
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>>3134592
Would love it if they licked the calluses off my feet.
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Why don't they kill more people?
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>>3134706
>Why don't they kill more people?
Because unless you're an ungulate smaller than they are they're anywhere between scared and autistic. Seriously; zoos give them emotional support dogs (who also act as wingmen when trying to get cheetahs to breed) to take social cues from so they don't panic in uncomfortable social situations. The fucking things can weigh as much as a mountain lion or a leopard; can you imagine someone leading one of those around on a leash like keepers do with cheetahs? Cats that aren't cheetahs are usually treated like velociraptors as far as transport is concerned.
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>>3134837
no wonder cheetos are my favorite animal
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I love autism cats
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