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Would you?
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>>3108859
Would I what? Eat him for dinner?
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>>3108859
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>>3108859
no
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>>3108863
yes
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>>3108863
Reminds me of those white begpackers in the streets of Mexico.
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>>3108859
Would I what?
Maybe.
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>>3108859
alright

someone turn it into an anime girl
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>>3108912
They already did
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>>3108865
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>>3108859
Yes
>>3108861
>>3108863
>>3108932
No
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>>3108948
based
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I have a horrible deja vu with this thread.
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>>3108979
would
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Would I what, anon?
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>>3108863
https://twitter.com/blanclauz/status/1070010140139679746
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>>3109001
Anon, furry is now allowed to be posted if it's not porn.
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>>3108992
You swine
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>>3109010

what a badass cormorant
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>>3108861
Kitty belly fur makes for a great stroker, I've heard
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>>3108859
Maybe after a Harkness test.
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Stuck up bitch bullies snakes for no reason. I would turn her into breaded drumsticks and nuggets.
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>>3108865
Well, is it?
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>>3109030
But birds aren't important.
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>>3109043
yes, but comes with dangers
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>>3109048
Where can I buy that onahole?
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>>3109050
There are thousands of them in the ocean for free
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>>3109010
How the hell does it breathe with a fish the size of its entire neck
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>>3109046
Birds are important.
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>>3109099
They are not.
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>>3109106
They are important
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>>3109113
No
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>>3109114
Yes
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>>3109046
>>3109106
>>3109114
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>>3109118
based
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>>3109046
>>3109114
>>3109106
I'm not even a huge bird fanatic but what the FUCK guys, seriously.
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>>3109004
>16:39:22
No, it's still knot allowed
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>>3109160
>central time zone
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>>3109168
Cope harder
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>>3109181
Mate.
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>>3109050
This site is closed now, but
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/dolphin-male-masturbator/
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>>3109118
That nigga just looks like he fucked that bird. And he looks like he knows you know he fucked it
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>>3109098
how he fit in his lil belly?
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>>3108859
Never change, 4chan.
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>>3109395
If he had fucked the bird, birds would be no more.
Unless he has 2 cm penis
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>>3109122
>Chris did not fly away
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>>3109048
>three cervixes
>each tighter than the other
Fuck, I live on the coast, don't do this to me.
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>>3109010
>>3109098
Vorefags dream.
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>>3109584
Actullay, you can. You have to be insanely careful and move to the left, where the vagina is and not penetrate the oviduct. Even then, you have to be extremely gentle.
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>>3109787
I think you would kill the bird.
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>>3108859
holy fuck! I didnt know that bird existed until just now. FUCK NO i wouldnt even come CLOSE to this thing. I fucking hate birds with long legs, they're fucking terrifying.

I came here to post my own thread but damn this caught my attention so quick...Section on the right though is almost artistic though not gonna lie.
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>>3109792
Dude it is just a bird. Weights less than eagle, shy 4 kilos
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yes
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>>3109048
>あなたの精液を逃さない!
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>>3109791
Believe, as an ex-farmboy whose dad AI'd everything, birds are more resilient than you think.
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>>3109793
its just the way they walk, and move their heads, and could literally attack you at any second. Flamingos, geese, ostriches, etc..birds man
>song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS_j0mqMH7o
around birds never relax
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>>3109805
But why birds never attack me?
I seem to be the only one in family who didn't have problems with geese.
>>3109800
First of all, most birds are not designed to be fucked.
Second, he would still need short pener not to kill a bird.
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>>3108859
You keep making this thread, and I keep saying yes. I would marry a secretary bird and raise many clutches with her.
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>>3109955
Hm. Eagles and secretarybirds have really similar heads (feathers aside).
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>>3109584
This one dude fucks ostriches seemingly consensually. There is another guy who fucks chickens and they survive, but they're in obvious pain through the whole thing and it's terrible to watch even though he's """gentle""".
I bet walnut is somewhere in between. She can handle it, but it's a bit of a stretch for her. I'm sure Chris never tried such a thing with her though. He probably just uses a few fingers to rub her off like a male would do during a cloacal kiss.
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>>3110082
He works at a zoo, I doubt he actually dicks the birds, its all AI.
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>>3109050
You can get it directly from Nippon
https://www.tomax-usa.com/dolphin/
But you have to use a third party international shipper to get the toy delivered to the states and it's kinda a pain in the ass.
Feels amazing though. Top tier onahole for sure.

>>3109051
If only it were so easy, anon. If only it were so easy.
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>>3110085
That's what I said. But I wonder if she's ever asked for it when they aren't doing an insemination, when there's nobody else around. Do you think he'd give her a rub, for her sake? I'd do it for her. I'd enjoy doing it, but it wouldn't be for me, really.
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>>3108865
the middle table is a little off centered
now im mad
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>>3110092
Why birdfuckers (and birdfags) are so good at mental gymnastics?
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>>3110219
No it's centered. It just looks like it isn't at a glance. Use the floor as a measuring grid.

>>3110240
Could you point out the mental gymnastics? Female bird does mating pose, you rub her vent and pull her feathers like a male would. She orgasms, and you get to feel gratified that you helped her out. Everyone wins, yes?
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>>3110248
>Could you point out the mental gymnastics?
Um... You'al are so good at it, I can't point out, but I feel it.
For ex. this
>>3110092
>I'd do it for her. I'd enjoy doing it, but it wouldn't be for me, really.
> but it wouldn't be for me,
Sure...
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>>3109181
Motherfucker literally looks like Adrien Brody what the fucc
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>>3108859
would it stamp on my dick like a snake?
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>>3110261
ESL students like you deserve to be banned from 4chan harder than zoophiles. Subhuman.
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>>3110261
>You'al are so good at it, I can't point out, but I feel it.
That's called having a kneejerk emotional reaction. If you can't use reasoning to counter someone's ideas, you should at the very least consider that maybe you're just wrong.
>Sure...
I fully admit, I'd get satisfaction from doing it. It wouldn't be selfish satisfaction though, but happiness from knowing I made her feel good and made her feel fulfilled by her mate. What could possibly be wrong with that?
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>>3110288
You can't ban harder, you native english asshole.
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I want a cormorant to hug me with her beefy muscles and then swallow me whole
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>>3110709
Very based, but only if you're an endofag.
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>>3109122
That's pretty cute, 10/10
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>>3109395
>>3110085
>>3110703
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>>3108859
i would totally post that clip, forgot to drop it last time

>>3110076
your a nice birb, heres an egg for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPiGPK3KFc8
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>>3109043
Yeah it's well documented.
Also wouldn't surprise me if in a few decades neo-thots will get dolphin pussy transplants.
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>>3110872
>Mammal Tail
>Dog/cat rear legs
0/10
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>>3110872
>5:00
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>>3111237
Nice. Herons are beautiful.

>>3111247
Based birdfucker. Ignore mammalia, get aves.
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>>3111258
Anon, the question "would you?" implies lewd of some kind.
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>>3111268
Wtf is wrong with you?
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>>3111268
Well you'd surely never be cold for the rest of your life, but you do know eagles pick their prey apart, right?
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>>3109010
No joke I can do this with sausages.
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>>3108863
This makes me uncomfortable
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>>3111268
>want the eagle to swallow me whole.
I have doubts eagle would eat such garbage. Consider vultures.
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>>3111275
You don't realize how much, with every fiber of my being, I don't want to like it. But I'm stuck with it anyway because fetishes are a bitch
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>>3111275
>>3109098
>>3109010
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>>3111491
What do if I have 4 inches?
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>>3111499
>expect an army of pigeons do drop nuclear bombs on your property sometime next week
How to archive that? Feed them radium or something?
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>>3111491
If you're going to fuck bird, anything 50lbs+ should work unless you're Chad Thundercock with a 9inch dick. Most birds do a short cloacal kiss though, not a long drawn out fucking, so it's unlikely she'll enjoy anything beyond a few pumps. Except ostrich/emu, who have sex for a bit longer and might actually enjoy the whole thing. YMMV, do not selfishly force bird into anything.

>>3111509
HUMANED.COM
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>>3108863
Dont tie dogs ears please
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>>3108865
Deep kek
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>>3108979
Daw
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>>3109000
What do you call this byrd?
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>>3109160
Is this knot allowed
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>>3111509
Does bird enjoy dis?
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>>3111570
What, being held in a strong intelligent human's arms while her pathetic "mate" watches helplessly?
I dunno, probably.
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>>3111564
secretary bird
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>>3111559
B...based?!
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>>3111509
Weird chicken
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>>3111642
what kind of cat is that?
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>>3111509
I thought they were smaller. Especially head
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>>3112007
See: >>3111250
>Based birdfucker. Ignore mammalia, get aves.
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>>3112013
Yes
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>>3110058
>Jotaro Kujo's LA actor getting into character
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what teh fuck is this thread
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>>3112107
Uncannily anthropomorphic bird causes sexual confusion among autists.
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>>3112116
I think any bird would cause confusion among local autists.
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>>3112128
They are really big.
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>>3112107
A thread dedicated to the sexual superiority of birds.
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>>3112149
I have really strange question.
When birds fuck, how often male misses the hole, or doesn't provide sufficient pressure? Does that joint leak?
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>>3112151
I don't know the exact rate, but if you watch mating videos you'll often see a couple of rounds and he generally get her pretty reliably. The joint doesn't leak during mating because the male actually everts his cloaca into hers and she pushes her vagina out. It's not really insertion, but it does make a good seal. Sometimes the female will defecate just as he mounts, because her pushing the vagina out also pushes any fecal sitting in the bottom of the colon out, if you count that as leaking. She generally doesn't leak any semen afterwards though, as long as it was a solid mount. She'll contract the vent tightly and pulse it during her orgasm, which draws the semen up, and there isn't much of it to leak anyway.
This is for most birds. A few, like ostriches, have pseudo-penises which do a lot of real penetration, and ostriches also produce a lot of semen which leaks pretty freely. This system is more "primitive", having likely been kept from the system other theropods had back when there was more around than whatever the direct ancestor of birds was. It's not weight efficient which is probably why most birds nixed the organ.
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>>3112107
Bird fucking......Try to keep up.
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>>3112107
its a birdfucking thread anon, welcome
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>>3111472
I bet you can you faggot. for me it's with pic related, I'm sure I could gobble 3/5 in a row
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>>3111996
Beerus
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>>3112280
what a slut
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>>3108859
That's a male
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>>3112549
.. and?
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>>3112549
all the pretty birds are
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>>3108863
>>3110703
>>3112280
Not gonna lie.
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STOP fucking posting dolphins
i know what you're trying to do and ifs FUCKING WORKING so please stop this instant
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>>3112277
>Not sexually nature
End yourself. Fawns are for protecting.
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>>3112280
>ywn have a dolphin gf who breaches while twisting her slit towards you to get you horny.
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>>3112680
stop it please i shouldn't want to fuck a dolphin AAAAAAAAH
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>>3112689
There is nothing wrong with wanting to have mutual vaginal sex with a dolphin. They're socially sexual borderline sapient animals, and they're dead sexy. How could anyone resist, and why would they want to?
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>>3112752
well the good thing is even if i wanted to, i cant fuck a dolphin haha so its fine
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>>3112780
You could, but it isn't so easy as diving into the ocean and finding a needy girl.
Definitely something for very dedicated cetaceaphiles only. For everyone else, there is pretty dolphin pictures to enjoy.
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>>3111524
Understand where it comes from.
Soft vote fetishes are a stemming belief of personal insecurity. It's a desire to feel protected and enveloped by another in the most physical means possible, by quintessentially being inside of them.

What you need to do is start taking small measures in your life towards securities. Save money, work out, find ways to de-stress.
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drunk, 2am, struck out at the bar...it’ll cross your mind
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>>3112128
Looks like Kazooie running with the boots
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>>3112850
That's oversimplifying things by quite a bit. Vorefags might have a low feeling of security, but they're more likely to have a feeling of low self worth. Then there are the endofags who just like mouthplay and feel like getting swallowed would be really comfy. Like most fetishes, it's really impossible to nail down general causes.
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>>3112886
please don't
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>>3109621
>post ending in 621
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>>3112886
You thought "a cat is fine too" was just a meme?
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>>3112149
>sexual superiority of birds
A mammal typed this.
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>>3113017
I'm the person you're replying to, and also >>3112680
>>3112752
>>3112848
Dolphins are an exception. Most mammals are pretty basic, but dolphins have intelligence + a totally unique body. The raw elegance combined with their complex behavior does things to me.
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>>3113017
I prefer flare connection over tapered threads.
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>>3113030
I meant flange.
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god fuck
as a kid i have a (probably sexual) attraction to orca whales but i repressed it because it made me feel really fucking ashamed and this thread is bringing it back AHHHH STOP
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>>3113036
Have you ever seen a video with an endoscope go straight into an orca pussy?
Do you want to?
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>>3112573
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>>3108859
helllo sopretty lady
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>>3113081
no but post it anyways
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>>3109098
What a slut.
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>>3113036
That is a healthy attraction to an objectively aesthetic animal. You can't stop your brain from linking beautiful+sexual together when you learn that such a sleek and well optimized animal is socially sexual and has equipment compatible with your own. Don't let normie puritanical bullshit tell you what's right and wrong. Take it from first principles: Is being attracted to them harmful to anyone? No. So don't feel ashamed. Even having actual sex with a cetacean (unrestrained) wouldn't be harmful to anyone except potentially you since the animal could easily kill you. If that was morally wrong though, then shit like bicycling would be wrong too. Whenever you feel shame about something, really think through WHY you feel shameful.

>>3113129
You should always have wanted to pet a shoebill.

>>3113229
Please don't shitpost like this in a pure animal sexuality appreciation thread.
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>>3113255
Wow, well all-the-way-through IS a fetish. Just don't attempt irl, please. Not only will it kill the hummer (obviously), but it won't even work at all. Might as well try to fuck a cotton ball.

>>3113258
Please don't do this to the thread. Thanks.
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>>3108859

Would I do what?
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>>3113254
anon i already have a fetish for non-humanoid things
this is a slippery slope i don't want to go down
im desperately trying to lie to myself and believe that the shit i get off to is fine because its sapient and dont want to lose that standard haha
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>>3113421
>the shit i get off to is fine because its sapient
What, furfag shit?
>dont want to lose that standard
I guess that's fine. I maintain that sapience isn't required for sexual consent. Adult animals are capable of accepting or declining the advances of a human unless you use your superior brain against them (trapping, restraining, and conditioning). If you use any force to push them towards something you want, but they don't, it's ethically questionable. We do this all the time for food, and the justifications for it are pretty weak in my opinion. We also do it for medical reasons, for conservation, or otherwise for their own good, and those are far better justifications.
As for sex, if you use force against them then it's purely wrong. If you don't, then you're having sex with them, not abusing them. This does require self restraint, which not all people have. If you can't honestly say you're capable of getting your dick in something while still being able to stop at any moment, then you shouldn't do it with anything that can't easily fight back. Dolphins definitely can. If you're balls deep in a female 'phin, and she decides she's all done, then she's just going to leave and you won't be able to do anything unless you did something obviously fucked up, like restrained her or conditioned her (taught her to accept sex for a later reward, or to avoid punishment). If you're plowing a wild dolphin then you can be 100% assured it's consensual and she's enjoying your attention.
Sorry for the tl;dr. This is a topic I've thought a lot about.
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>>3113482
Would it be easier to justify being mounted rather than mounting in your opinion?
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>>3113482
>What, furfag shit?
no, furry crap is always humanoid, I don't like that shit
i mean xeno stuff
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>>3109048
>dolphin pussy has a more elaborate dungeon design than most games out there
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>>3111642
>yes goy, meowitz productions will make you a big star...
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>>3113483
Not really. You can mentally condition an animal to "perform" with positive and negative feedback outside their own sexual desire just like you can with a female. I think it's easier to justify when you haven't had an owner/pet relationship and when the animal could physically overpower you. You can justify it with anything though, as long as YOU are capable of acting responsibly even when you're balls deep in a warm hole. If she suddenly pulls away, would you let her go or hang on? If you hang on, it's rape. The line is stronger and finer than it is with humans even though the consequences are less. You have to moderate yourself, and you shouldn't try unless you're sure you can do it.
But with a dolphin the whole issue is moot. If she wants out, she's leaving. Bye!
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>>3113638
How do they get away with being so physically attractive? Human women can't compete with such natural beauty.
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>>3113767
Humans are shaved apes, that's why we use so much makeup, to hide flaws, scars and blemishes.
Most other animals (besides the ones we find ugly) don't have to do this, they have natural ways to cover up like feathers or scales.
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>>3113820
Bit even our hair isn't as nice. A human has to groom obsessively to keep a good appearance. If one just neglects things like trimming, shaving, and bathing with soap, we turn into some of the most disgusting things on the planet. It seems like we put all our points into intelligence and sacrificed a ton of charisma.
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>>3113105
But he's the pitcher.
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>>3113861
cats clean them selves constantly so do most birds
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>>3113904
That's basic stuff. Humans need tools or everything goes to fuck.
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Why don't you thirsty guys just get a GF
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>>3112752
>>3113036
>>3113254
>>3113820
Posts like these only explain the mentality of people in the furry fandom.
>"But, I'm only attracted to animals, not anthros"
Furries call that "feral" which is the attraction to normal looking animals, and it's also a big thing in the furry fandom.
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>>3113926
Feral usually refers to 2 actual animals, unless the thing in question isn't an actual real animal.
t. unfortunately in the know
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>>3113926
I don't know who you're explaining that to. I'm sure most people itt know what feral is, and that furfags who are really into feral are usually zoofags too. The one big thing ferals have over straight up zoo, is that they're almost always depicted as intelligent at a human level.
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>>3109098
Doesn't need to eat for a whole week I bet, but I'm sure the little bastard still does
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>>3109955
>is this the emotion you humans call ... hugs?
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>>3113972
anon, no
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>>3113820
this is the thread for shaved apes who would like to get close to shaped aves
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>>3113820
Interesting how the bird that people consider the ugliest are the ones without feathers covering their faces.
Vultures are still cute though.
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Fucking animals is rape.
Petting animals is sexual harassment.
Putting animals on a leash is illegal deprivation of liberty.
Hunting is murder and eating meat is cannibalism.
Most importantly, two animals copulating is mutual rape.
In fact, no sexual activity between non-human creatures was ever consensual.
We should condemn these horrible practices and bring the perpetrators to justice.
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>>3114000
Yes. My parrot must be punished for trying to rape me.
He has a fucking GF, but no, my hand is softer I guess
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>>3114008 Did your parrot consent to being held in your house or are you keeping him from flying freely outside against his will?
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>>3114012
He flew into my window.
So it is his fault he entered my flat, and it is his fault previous owners didn't even tried to search for him.
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>>3109081
Ask you're mother after I finish.
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>>3113258
MOAR!
>>3113260
Sshhhhh sshhh just let it happen.
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>>3113482
Tl;dr
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>>3114023
tl;dr?
There is literally nothing wrong with fucking dolphins.
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>>3111642
>feline chikan
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>>3114057
bros why is that dolphin looking at me like that haha
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>>3114409
Hey, that's a beautiful lady of class. You have to build a nest with her before you can kiss her cloaca.
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>>3111642
In what kind of setting is this horror show taking place, a vet clinic?
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>>3110058
Did he actually? Is there a video of him saying this? Who is this?
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>>3112886
Fuck. Now I wanna come between my cat squished cheeks. My cock would be throbbing as thrust between her ass. I'm gonna be right back.
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>>3114409
yos
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>>3114673
this
Featherfags > Furfags.
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>>3113926
but anon, im only a xenofucker aha
are you surprised people don't want to get lumped in with the furry community when they do the things they do?
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>>3114812
I mean, the people who sexualize them are.
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>>3114710
Even furries hate furries
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lets be honest
theyre called "shags" for a reason
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god i wish i was this snake
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>>3115176
would you cum
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>>3113482
congrats on being an expert in animal abuse fag
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>>3109010
god i wish that was me
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>>3115176
Why the fuck we domesticated cats, when such beauty would work better against rats and mice and shit
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>>3115339
>animal abuse
lol prove it fag
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>>3114472
do birds do that? give beakjobs?
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>>3115564
>beakjobs
Seagulls technically can
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>>3115564
It's a play on how they mate. When the male presses his vent against hers to inseminate, it's called a "cloacal kiss".
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Anyone here shoot any tick infested disease carrying (all) deer that comes around so the coyotes, foxes love you?
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>>3115606
Dime la salsa, anon
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>>3111642

Pierce Brosnan's cat
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lmao the vorefag got b&. I guess we do get the occasional moderation.
Evenk out his "Birds are superior" thread, unfortunately. It was comfy and had some pretty birds in it.
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>>3118043
At least now we know that mod is indeed from Europe.
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>>3118043
>Evenk out
Even took out.
Also one of my posts was randomly deleted. Idk why, I was simply describing why bird talons are perfect for holding and kissing.

>>3118046
Where do you get that from? The time?
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>>3118048
>Where do you get that from? The time?
That is a guess. It is morning in Europe, so yeah.
Maybe in Asia, idk.
Not americas 100%.
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>>3114560
Guy who writes Jojo, Hirohiko Araki
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>>3114560
The guy in the video is Hirohiko Araki, just like this guy said >>3118095 but the quote comes from this dude who chronicled the relationship he had with a dolphin back when he worked at a water park. I can't remember his name but he wrote a book called "Wet Goddess" if I'm remembering the title right.
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haven't there been several cases where dolphins fell in love with humans and drowned themselves after being separated for too long
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>>3118043
outside of the fact that the thread devolved into degeneracy i dont see anything wrong with it, why was it deleted
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i want to build a nest with her for our children
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>>3118356
How do birds like coctatoos, secretary, harpy eagles etc control their head feathers?
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>>3109122
>tfw no horny birb gf
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>>3118264
Yep. Dolphins can get very attached to someone, and experience terrible separation anxiety when that person has been gone for a long time. It's worst when their living conditions are poor. The person they like becomes a small light in their life, and without it they just give up.

>>3118350
It was started by vorefag, and when the mod gave him the hammer he checked the box for "also nuke everything this poster has done".

>>3118370
The same way you "control" your hair when you get goosebumps. Little muscles in the skin pulls them around.

Alright, fags. It's hardmode time. Would you, could you, with a snake? Assume they really like you.
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>>3118510
>snakes
>hardmode
i want a boa to wrap around me

honestly i have a fetish for anything non-humanoid, but they have to be sapient
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>>3113861
>It seems like we put all our points into intelligence and sacrificed a ton of charisma.
Then how come elephants think we're cute?
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>>3118525
Based and xenopilled.

>>3118542
Feral obigno humans or clean modern humans? Elephants also have sort of an awkward physiology so maybe they see elegance in us compared to themselves. Ostriches also think we're cute, but they're pretty awkward too. Dolphins think we're cute, but they're just very open animals who will play with anything. Dogs and horses think we're cute, but we bred them that way. Crows and ravens don't think we're cute. They actually seem to be pretty smug about looking better than us. Most animals think we look scary.
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You want hardmode?
Would you a giant spider?

god i wish i were that frog
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>>3118264
Yes. I remember reading about dolphin studying center in 70s where the main researcher formed bond and when the project ended the dolphin decided not to breath anymore.
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>>3118644
I believe in that case the dolphin went insane due to isolation, he was getting really aggressive with his keeper because he wanted to fuck her but wasn't allowed to.
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>>3118648
He was getting handies on a regular basis, whenever he wanted. Even in front of the public, which lead to controversy which might have caused the funding to end sooner than it otherwise would have.
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perfect hugging size
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imagine
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>>3118746
I don't need to imagine, when I don't clip my parrots' claws, he grabs just like a similar size raptor...
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>>3110082
>There is another guy who fucks chickens and they survive, but they're in obvious pain through the whole thing and it's terrible to watch even though he's """gentle""".
Where could one watch this terrible video.
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>>3118590
i used to be terrified by spiders
now im turned on by them
whatever clicked in my brain to make me turn out this way i want it unclicked
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>>3118803
The site is down so I guess you're out of luck.
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>>3109122
>Chris' relationship with Walnut has lasted 10 years, longer than any of his human relationships so far.
lads.. haha... its not natural i shouldnt want this haha help lads
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>>3118510
there was a dolphin thread made too, so if i was to guess the person who made that thread (he was posting voreshit in that thread too) also made those posts
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What has this thread become.
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>>3119099
Very sensual
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>>3118510
Yes and I want her to wrap me too while fucking. I'll up the ante now, would you a gator? Assume they're friendly and not hungry.
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>>3119156
>that gif
didn't really want to be reminded of that haha
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>>3119156
>>3119301
fake and gay
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>>3113971
>emotion
>hugs
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>>3119307
>fake
idk looked pretty real to me
>and gay
now that i can't argue with, it was clearly gay
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>>3119325
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-florida-man-sex-gator-20150716-post.html
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>>3119334
oh no I don't mean that, there's a gif of a guy fucking a male gator floating around, i obviously dont have it and if i didnt i wouldnt post it though
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>>3119338
I see.
Actually no, I don't want to see.
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>>3109043
I mean, sometimes people go on the Internet and tell lies, but...



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