How has your pets named devolved over time?What were they when they started and what do you usually call them now?
>willow>willow beans>willuh beans>ol' willer>willers>eat monster>pork loaf >"that beast"
Julian KittyKiddyMr manMannyGitty Gitter manPutty PussPussy manJuryin Yay manGimpch man
>mochi>mochers>mocha poach >mochi - poachi >millet monsterCurrently sitting at milchy
PepperoniPepperinoRoniRoni PepsRonersRoni baloney log hogpig
Black Jack Jack BlackJack
>>3063879>Czar Nicholas the sequel>nicholas>nicolai>wicolas>nicky>nic nic>жиp кpыcaPic related, the czar
My rough green snake:>Twiggy>Twig>T >Snake
DollDaaahRah rahRat trapBrap wapKnapsackblap blapBoiBad boiLil man
I named my tailless whip scorpion caligula, but end up just calling him buggy or bugaboo.
>>3063907really nice pillow
>>3063958pls do not judge
>>3063879Cat>Eskel>Eggscal>EggleCat>Starling (sister named her before giving her to me)>Tiny Cat>Tiny Gat>TinySnake>Donut (ex-gf named her)>DOOONUT!>NUT>nut
>>3064243Been starting to call Eskel "eggy" recently though
NI GG E RR FA G GGO T
AtlasOld ManChungoChungusBingusDoobieDoop HeadFat Fuck
>the iguana>iguana>gf names him iggy since I havent named him after 3 months>green asshole
MaxObese MuttMutt BoyGood BoyBixen
>Butters>I can't believe it's not Butters>Buttery boi>Sweet angel, king of kings, a god amongst menYou guys are mean to your pets.Pic related, my baby boi.
>Custard (named by cat adoption team)>Almond>This one (sister's name was That One)>Fat (she started to e x p a n d in size)>Fatty>Chunk/ChunkyI call the other cat Chunky's Sisterpic related, is Chunk
>>3063907I read it as a "czar nicholas the squeakel " and laughedBut the actual name is more boring
KimKimmyKimmusdogstupid monkeymonkeybeasthomoShe was a jack russel
>>3064274Bro your cat is kinda scaring me bro
>Gizmo>Gizzy>Gizzy-girl, said the same way Hank Hill says "Laaady biiiird".>Oh gizz-gizz-gizz-gizz-gizz, said very quickly>Gizzards>Chunker dunker>stinky butt
corgi/aus shepard mix>stella blue>blue>BOI>stupid (still a nickname)>Stellatoy poodle>Rat>chloe>Rat>chloe>alternate depending on how recently she was shavedCat>tallulah >tri-pod>grandma>Mother of the moutain
>>3063879>bastion7 yrs later still call him it mostly. also call him bubba, boy, bug, bugs, buggy. he's a good boy
>>3064329sister had a toy poodle a long time ago, always called it either rat, rodent, stupid fucking rodent (that wont shut up), or some variant of those
>>3064333when my sister owned the dog it was Rat, the whole time. but when her apartment didn't allow pets and mine did, I warmed up to the dog immensely.
>>3063879i dont know all names i called my pets, they even have different names at the same day. my dog gets the most random words like potato dumpling, pumpkin pet, aspargus stilts, garbage goat, garden gazelle, fluffy nose or crispy bear. her real name is kira.
>deke>Deke doggler>Doofin dorf>Doffin doof>The doff>twitch>Twitchle mcfuzzles>T-mac attack>Mac n spac >Pudding n pack>Boo>Boo bear>Boopin floofin>Boops>Scloops>Booplesyes my family is retarded, me ibckuded
>>3063879Dog's original name: Zeke13 years later: still Zeke
>>3064274>Miles>Milo>"The Boy" (when referring to him)
Dog>Elliot>Ellie>Ellie belly>Bellie>Bell>El>E>Cat>Rocky>Rockster>Rockman>Hellcat>Booties>Focker (my dad liked Ben Stiller movies)>Fucker
>Tucker>Tucker Tucker>Tuck tuck>Tucker dog>dogger>dogle>bogleSadly no pictures of him because I am a faggot who never took pictures
>Max, sister "gave" him too me>Spot after we get his old name tag>The Spotster>Spoterson>Pup>The Pup
Maine Coon>Meeko>Meeks>Meekers>Meek Meek>The Meeks>He died last week. Heart failure.
American EskimoNamed kody from adoption>Cody>Codester>Codes>Stinky>BuddyHedgehog>Luna>Lunita >chiquita>Chiquitita (means very very small in spanish)>stinky>baby>hoggy>hoggy wog>hoggy woggyGood thread
>>3063879>harley>harley snarly>hurrlurr snurr>hurr>*throaty pharyngeal noises*>the snurr
>>3063879Lucy and RipleyLooper and RipperLu and Rip
Dachshund>Maisy>Little Lady>Chicken Biscuit>Rat child>Dumb ass>StupidDachshunds are for bullying. She loves it
Axolotl named Banana Now just "Stupid yellow tube just eat the God damn worm. Picky bitch"
I like how pets name almost always devolve into curse words>reggie (dog)>rej>stinky>disgustingHavent reached that point where i call him a dumbass or a stupid cunt.
Male tabby cat>Charlie>Little angel baby>Baby>Babyboo>Cute Charlie>Fattie Charlie>Fatty boom boom>Fatty
>>3063879Our cat has like 20 names probably, half of them are insults because he's too fat.
>beauregard>beau>puppy>pope-y>the pope>beast>beastie boy>beast mode>mode>monkey>dingo>psycho>ron
>Ginger >Ginge>FattyNeighborhood cats are [adjective + cat]>orange cat>pretty cat>boot cat
>>3063883My dog is also called willow>willow>Wilson>Willy >will>willump
>>3063879Our white and black cats were named Isis and Nuit, respectively, as Egyptian goddesses seemed fitting. Now we are more political correct and call them Whitey and Blackey...
>>3063879>Zoey>Zoey bug>Zaboomafoonow she is>zoo tycoon
>Totodile >Toto>Tote>Toter>Goddamn it Toto>You fat shit>Gremlin
NinaNeenerNeener beanNeener the beaner from the cantinaBunkyShe was a good dog.
>Pep>Peppin>Peppery>Pep pep pep pep pep pep>Pea>Pih>Pi>*popping sound made with lips*
VeraLittle bastardGreen ball of hateThe feathered satan
>>3063879>Give horse a nice flowery name>Now just call her a knob or fusspotFriendly horse though.
PiperPipPipiPee peePepisPipus maximusBig chungus
>Octarine>Octafloof/Octasnout/Octaboop>The Floof/The Snout>Snoutty kitty >Snoutty boop/Boopy floof/Flooffy snout, etc.
>>3064337have sex femcel
>>3066545Hm... It is actually more like this.>Дpyжoк (Druzhok) = friend>Глyпый (Glupi) = foolishAnd now this nigger calls me глyпый. Sometimes he greets me with "Пpивeт глyпый" (Privet glupi)=Hi fool. I can't imagine that parrot is actually smarter than me.
>Sefa>SEFAAAAAAA (she only responds to this one)>Bad cat>Stinky cat>Cutie
Maci -> Mace (one less syllable) -> face Luciana -> Luchi -> Luch (one less syllable)usually I just refer to them collectively as "the girls" or "princesses".I'm a 30 year old man.
>>3063879BonzoBonschwa BonzBaby BoyBig BoyGood BoyFatso
>>3066641I never call my pets by their names>Finn (Mom named him)>Pup-Pup>Pip-Pup>Peepu>Pipple>Pickle-Pee>Pippity-Pop>Prunkle-Doo>Dig-Dug>Bum-to-the-bum-to-the-boom-to-the-bass
Stray cat that lives outside my lab at the campus>cat>Stray>sophie>sophie (male?)>nah dude it's a female>Sophie (male)>Sophie (female)>Sophie>Little shit>Cat>Lab cat
>Captain bitey >Valentine >Val>Bitey (he's not a biter now but it's still ingrained in my mind to call him that)>Boyo>Ya little shit
First dog.>Fiona>Fleaona>Fee Fee>Flea Flea>Flea Free (because I got her a soresto collar.)Second dog>C130 Hercules.>Hercules.>Hurky turky.>AC130 Hercules.>Hercufleas. >Big ole boi.Third dog>Sadie.>sadflea.Sadie lady.>kraut.>mein fraudlein.>Nazi.>Erika.
>The Esteemed Baron Rudolf von Wot>Rudy>Rowdy>Roodler>Roodler Doodler
>>3063879I read none of this but let me post mine
PeterPeter the TomcatPeter TomP TomFat PeteTommy Fats
>>3063879I just call my dog dog and my cat cat
>>3064329>Mother of the mountainBest name in thread>>3067205>SEFAAAAAAABest pic in thread
>Bear>Bear-cat>Burka (started slurring "Bear-cat" while drunk)>Faggot>CreepStopped drinking, now it's back to Bear-cat and Weirdo.
first dog (adopted mutt, mostly german shepherd)>sandy>roxy second dog (American Akita)>Mika >Mika bear>Fatso (as referred to by my step-mum)>Retard (as referred to by my dad)>Goofus (you'll see why later)third dog (American Akita)>Kobe>Kobe bear >Little man (as referred to by my step-mum)>Old man (as referred to by me)fourth dog (American Akita)>Rufus (and Goofus)>Darling (my nickname for him)Leopard Gecko>Allison>retard >my lovely girl
2 ferrets>Spaghetti and meatballs>Both now referred to as dumbass 1 and dumbass 2
>Lisha>Lish>dumb doggo>you woman
first cat>bibi>lil squealy>lily billysecond cat>moebius>momo >moomythird cat>brom>brommy wommy>brommy babystill evolving that one
>"tyrone">"nigger">"lazy nigger">"nigger faggot">"faggot nigger cat">"the cat">"cat"
>Coco>Coco bean>Bean>Beaners>Beanie Boo>Boo>Boo BooAlso>Daisy>Daisy Doo >Daisy Doodie>Doodie>DoodersThough sometimes I just call her Dog
>>3064010Can the next one be optimus prime
>>3063879>Whiskers ->Wooskers ->Whiskito ->WhiskyNow it's just Whisky but I've also taken to calling him Biscuit.
>Cheddar >Ched>Meowseph>Fat cat>You lazy piece of shit>piece of shit>fatty>fatThat's it. The cat's name is 'Fat.' Full stop. When I had to take him to the vet, I even told him that's his fucking name. He's got a prescription bottle of pills that say 'An: Fat' above my name by the dosage.He is Anne Fat now. I imagine him quietly hiding in the attic from zee germansm dreaming of a better can of tuna.
Senator Samuel L JacksonMr. Senator please don't attack the pressMr. Senator don't yell into the micMr. SenatorSenatorKitter keterSpicy boy
>ruby>wooby>wubby>olivia>oleeveea>oleebeea>bolivia>anya>fuzzy cheeks>squeaker>cheeks>cheeker squeeker
>Lucille>Lucy>Looshee> Booshy Looshy>Boogie woogie>Boogie woogie loogi>Bhu'gi wohgi joo'gi booshy wooshysomedays i just garble sounds at her like im chantingi wonder what its like in her perspective
>>3072031>i wonder what its like in her perspectiveman my human is fucking retarded>tfw I still love her
NAME:>BrandyNICKNAME:>Peebee>Peevee >Queebee>Teebee >Seebee>Shibi>Obi>Shawbi>Leebee >Treebee >TebiI think I have autism.
>Franz>Bubs>Bubby>Wubby>Wubs>*High pitched screeches*
My Dad called my old cat Serj, Skittles, Shit Brick, and Shittles
My dog is a mutt called Hitler.
>>3068378COME HERE YOU FAGGOT CREEP!!!!
Peppermint WizardPepperPepsMintyMiniWizWizzuGee whizGrommet
Oden - odi - skinny kitty - pestilence[he skin and bo es with allergies constantly. Hes healthy]T-Rex - rex -rexy - fat - fat fat [biological brother to odi. 20lbs of fat tabby]Tiny - Tinetine - fluff butt - captain asshole - fluffy mc jerkface[maincoon with an attitude toward dusty the kitten]Dusty - dust - trouble - thief [year old cat that likes to roll in dirt or the litter box, hes always covered in dust]Reptiles-Shyvana - shiv - princess[female bearded dragon]Rammus- ram - spikey[Male bearded dragon]Zippy - zips- zanoodle[Male rosy boa]Gek - gex[leopard gecko]
>>3063892>log hogI'll steal this.
Rosemary (from humane society)RosieRosie PosieRo Ro
pumpkinhazelnutchilly beansbeanie weeniebeanie babynow she's just beans
>blackjack>b.j.>beej>"hey!">Aurora>roo>rooroo>ahroo>captain morgan>captain>cappy>capsykins>happy cappy>porky yorky>fatass
>Bastet>borstet>trash kitty>garbage cat>dumpster kittyShe likes getting into garbage and hanging out in her litter. Pretty sure she'd be a bulldyke lesbian if she was a person.
diamond diamond dogdiamond girldeedeedeemeedee
PosyPuss posyBosyRosy posyPuss paMiss pussMiss whiskersSweetheartLittle monkeyCheeky thingLubba de bubbaBeebee
>Kitty.>Cat.>Meow.He was just some stray cat I picked up to try and nurse back to health before releasing, never expect that he'd be living with me for ten years. I really should've given him a better name.
>>3063879>Boba>Bobes>Bobandy>Smol bean>Bean>Bo-bean>Stupid idiot
Do Amerikaner really do this?
TallulahLulaLuluLulubuluLoboFat FuckMiss Fat FuckDean Lulenko (from Dean Malenko)Vasyl Lulachenko (from Vasyl Lomachenko)now she's just Lula again. My sister likes to call her Munchkin.
My roommate's dog that I've known when she was a puppy to 7 years later in a third home has gone from Zoey as he named her, and I have called her:>Zo>Zozles>Zoington>Zozers>Zoelles>Woofington>Mayor McPooch>Poochington>Poochisimo>Grumbly Dog>Grumbles the Dog>Grumbles>ArfShe has no clue anymore.
Are any of you cute girls or are we just a bunch of dad dorks calling our dogs silly stuff?>Lucy>Lucers>Luce Magoose>Magooster>Goosey goose>GroofalloAnd names in my mother tongue
ZoeyZozoZorgaLittle gordoGordonFat girl
Dog>Peanut>Peanut Poppers>Peeps>Nutty>Peepers>PuppersCat>Eddie>Venom>Fur and claw Ed-boy>Ed-boy>Eddie Spaghetti >Eddie Sgetti>SgEddie>Edward Scissorhands
My hairless dog's list of names:Anubis (this was what the previous owners named him)NubiOobiBubuBuWalkeem (only when he misbehaves)BobeBoobahBrianBibuBaboBeeb
>>3064010His name is Oop now.you're welcome.
>>3066589that pic makes me d'aww
>Zoey(adopted name)>Ladybird(new name)>Lady>Bord>Laaaaaadybiird
Westie dog>oscar>oscie>osk>bubby>muffinQuite the degradation
>>3063879her real name?>schaziwhat she'll also respond too?>shots>dog>schazi dog>BITCH>hey>pubby-bubby
>>3066280Nothing better than seeing your dog happy while calling him dumb and ugly
>>3066253My doxy likes to be choked. Hates being held like a little baby unless it’s the first thing in the morning and then that is the best way to be. OswaldOzzyOzObstinate JerkbuttMy (mostly) Siamese catAzura, prince of twilight AzuAzuzu Zuzu ZuZucatZuzubeShitty bratGoddamn it, no
RustyRust bucketRusty bacon cheeseburger
>>3063879>Rex (I was 10 and uncreative)>StupidIdk specifically why I started calling him that. It was meant in an endearing way due to him doing silly absurd shit.Hes actually a very smart dog
>Bobby>Bilbus>Bilbus Baggins>Bilby >Bibby>Bobino>Bobbis>Bilbus Faggins>Roberta>Booby>Bubs
>Sheltie Jack DanielsJackJackoWacko jackoJaKJaaaaaaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkkkJegJigFat Lil niggaAsshole
Cat friend>Belthazar>Lil b>Lil nigga>Little man>Small man>Mr poops outside the box bad man>Fucking faggot>Fayget
>>3063879ShadowXboxI don't know how it got from Shadow to Xbox but it did
>>3063879>Frijoles>BeansieThat's all. Sometimes I call him Sweet Beansie, or Sweet Bean, or Bean Boy.
>>3079472New one for you: beanie baby
We got a little yorkie rescue dog, was already named Buttons. Now known as butts, butty, buddy, monster, monster munch, and fuzzball. Want to call him Larry in honour of the Ace Attorney character because of his monstrous farts. If something stinks it's definitely the butts in this house.
>>3063883>>3066569also have a dog named willow>Willow>Weellow>Weewoh>Willowkins>Willy>The Willowness
>>3079485I would not call him that, that is weird and I did not think of it.
Rosa, which she is still called 90% of the time, but in the past she has been called>The Black Beast>Shitbreath the Black>Ros>Rosi>Rositta
>>3063879NiggerNignogNegroidNegroNiggerIt didn't devolve, we use words in rotation.
>>3063879>Rose>Rosie>Rosie Wosie>Russy wussy wussy
>Beatrice>Nigger!Now she runs to you when you call out "Nigger!"
>>3079883What if I call her without exclamation mark
>>3079919Well if you whisper she will still look at you usually.
I call most of my pets Pequeno (small/tiny in portuguese) because I'm shit at naming.
>>3063879old dogs name was initially angelica and evolved into jelly over the years
>>3063879He goes by two names>Torch>TerchWhat I call him>Fucker>Fugger>Lil fugger>FuggyWhat my friends call him
My friend's dog is named Dexter. Here is the progression of what I can him over the years>Dexter>Dunkster>The Dinkster>Dink>Doink>Donk
>Tucker>Tuck>Tucker doodle>Little Tuck>Big guy
>Dogmochimonkeysonbub>CatOliverOllieOllie-catcat>BirdObi-Wing KenobeakObiJerkThe bird>My dead dog (r.i.p)WoodyWoodrow WhistlebritchesWoodsterMr. ManWoogy
>>3063879used to call all my cats by name but now i just address them all with "cat"
>Chausson(sleeper)Find out it's a girl.>Chaussie>Chaussette>Chausse>Cho'>Chop Stick>Sticky
>>3063879>bird>birdie>tjilp tjilp>tjilp>birdie>tweet tweet>birdiewe should have given it a name, but nothing stuck except birdie...the previous birds had names tho>snouty>yellowy>cosmo>wandaour family sucks at naming birdsluckily they die quickly :^)
mine dont change forever but rotate between the original and variations>Dalila>Dalala>Dalula>Meche>Mache>MACHE>MUCHE>Miche>Mercedez>Benito>Benoto>Benuta>Being from the depths of the abyss
>>3063879Named her Perdita after the dog mom in 101 dalmations.>Perdita>Perdi>Perdutili>PerdutiShe's been gone for a long time now ... I miss her, cute soft pupper.
Misty (cat 1)Mindle or mindle bo bindleMindaliaMista (I love calling her my mista xD)BimboFat princessMeeeeeh (her meow)Little boy (cat 2)Little snarfBoyoWiddleMAAoo? (His meow)Booba (gecko)BoobazoneBooblesBooberGleppoLittle glepper
>>3063879ChargerChar jarChar jar binksChar jar stinksChar jar slinks
>>3084520well that image wasn't supposed to happenanyways now my friends cat:"Worm 2" (there's no accurate translation for "Zipfel"), then he got named "Diego", then he became just "the big one". Currently we're at "Stupid fuck let go of your sister"
>>3084526And his sister is just Worm 1, then Luna and now she's just ADHD
>>3063879RobotPuppyRobot Puppy (her full name if I need her to pay attention) Robt (said like an old man saying robot)RowboatReboot.