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>hello there, beautiful
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*blushes*
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>>3063731
Kek.
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>>3063731
Oh COME ON! That's just playing dirty now.
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>>3063727
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I say that lass is quite the looker!
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>>3063727
She cute
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>>3063959
I'm so jealous. Does it actually like it?
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>>3063967
If it didn't like this, it would bite the fuck out of her.
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>>3063969
Cute
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Giv tall cute birdie gf pls
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>>3063981
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>>3063977
Maybe it's just polite and tolerates it
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>>3063727
Any porn actress that looks like that bird?
Asking for a friend
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>>3064144

Not porn but...
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>>3063860
caracals are so pretty
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>>3064311
Jesus fuck she actually looks like it
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How can wahmen even compete?
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>>3064414
Shut up Ola.
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>tfw no huge muscular cormorant gf to swallow my fish
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>>3063967
Nah, she's doing it for the attention.
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>>3064505
oof
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>>3064473
I know a girl that actually looks like that dog wtf
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>>3064313
:3
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>>3064313
Are they pettable?
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>>3063727
that's a male
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>>3065101
They're not too much bigger than domestic cats but I doubt they're very friendly or receptive to petting. Maybe the babies.
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>>3065101
Everything's pettable if you can get away quick enough
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>>3065301
sandnogs have basically domesticated them so it's probably not that hard.
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>>3065532
Imagine those talons around your sick.
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>>3064311
110% match.
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>>3063731
Now add ahegao
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>>3065532
QUIETO PUTO NO ME ESTES PICOTEANDO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3063727
buenos dias mandy
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>>3063969
>>3063959
I swear our super power is to give pets. No animal can resist.
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>>3064473
>>3064608
cool dog bruh, man i don't know where but i swear i've seen your dog before.
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>>3066184
i'm dumb. forgot pic.
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>>3066186
that vid would've been hotter with that dog...
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>>3066197
Kinda looks like her
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imagine
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>>3066184
Probably at the gym, she’s usually walking up that stairs machine extremely slowly.
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>>3066520
ufff...
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>>3066520
she (male) is a real cute
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no better secretary then birb secretary ^v^
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>>3066520
Someone should put some tap shoes on that bird and see what happens.
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>>3066520
>>3066593
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>>3066604
virgin mary vs satan ?
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>>3064144
not exactly secretary, but Phoenix based
well for short trailer you can check
https://vimeo.com/44968679

for full clip (35m long)
Kanye West - Runaway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg5wkZ-dJXA

^ 6:10 -7:15 is special "phoenix waking up scene" that you should enjoy

Warning thats not "porn", just music clip by Kayne West (but still sexy, and about phoenix falling in love with human)
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>>3066553
>>3066552
>>3066551
>>3066550
>>3066548
>>3066546
why is this bird so hot bros
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>>3064484
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>>3064484
imagine
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>>3066645
Because it looks better than 98.999% of women?
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>>3063967
That bird will be very sexually stimulated from that, so yes.
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>>3066604
>that is the fetish of someone out there
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>>3065561
>>3065561
Imagine the talon going into the pee pee hole
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>>3066186
lmao
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>>3066916
haha
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>>3066916
Too bad my PP is too short for harpy eagle to perch on...
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>>3066604
libertarians blown the fuck out
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>>3063727
I want her to bully me for being human
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>>3064473
rosamund pike
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>>3064473
>Omg, Rover, I saw a pitty pup yesterday and we NEED to adopt one! They're so much cuter than sighthound pups.
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haha
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Anon.. I....
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>>3064473
>>3064608
I wonder if dogs look at us and think we look like one of their dog friends.
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>>3067911
Birds are for hug.
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>>3067937
fug*
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>>3063778
Wait. I know you...
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>>3065954
mi ama tiene un zoologico en su casa se lo wa llevar a ella
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>>3063727
Oh no
She sexy
Send help
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>>3066878
Me
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>>3069115
Legs for days, gurl
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>>3065278
Aww, poor guy was probably taken away from his mom too early as a kitten, housecats do the same thing when separated from momma as kittens
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>>3069115
Bad photoshop lol
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>>3066878
How the fuck?
Total volume of those fish are way larger than the bird.
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>>3066878
behold
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>>3069422
I beheld goddamn
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>>3069407
idiot lol
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>>3066878
>>3069416
This.
How the FUCK is that even physically possible.
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>>3064484
>literally called a "shag"
that makes it fine, right?
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>>3064311
Is this Will Smith's son? Is he on gay hormones?
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>>3066604
Why is she so perfect, bros?
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>>3069422
How the fuck it will digest a fish that size?
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>>3069503
You realize will smith had a daughter as well, right?
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is this the eyelashes general?
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>>3069422
>taking the dump that a meal that size would produce
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>>3069491
She was clearly mocking fatties who complain about photoshop on normal photos of models you dummy lol
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>>3069684
>I was merely pretending lol
lol
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>>3069665
yes
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>>3066590
>Here is your sebulba bro
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>>3069665
Yush
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>>3069729
eyelashes make anything sexy what the fuck
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>>3069732
>eyelashes make anything sexy what the fuck
be careful with your opinions, anon
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>>3069739
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>>3069743
I quit the 4changs! Holy shit!
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>>3069739
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>>3069665
Yes
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>>3069682
oofff
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I hate how Google says birds don't have eyelashes. It's as retarded as saying "orcas don't have fins. They have modified arms"
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>>3066520
can I get one in Texas? will it kill rattlesnakes?
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>>3069857
that site started puking out pure bullshit years ago
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>>3066997
w2c plush?
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>tfw no giantess cormorant to vore me
;_;
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>>3064473
She lools like she fucks black dogs.
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>>3063731
>dem secretary bird pics on /trash/
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>>3069760
Please delete this, angry Twongis are forbidden.
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>>3070818
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>>3069739
i wanna stick it in her exhaust pipe
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haha hey guize am I beuty
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I'm amaze no one post the ostrich mating dance on some zoo worker.
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>>3066197
Yes. Them just petting the dog and giving her treats.
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>>3066520
This could be my dick :(
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>>3071827
one horny ostrich, coming right up
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>>3071791
>dad and mom arent at home tonigh... maybe I could be your gf...
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>>3071788
>>3071789
>>3071790
Why are bunnies so feminine looking?
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>>3066878
Haha imagine feeling its belly afterwards
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>>3063993
Birds are many things and polite is not one of them
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>>3064482
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>>3063727
>Check /an/ daily
>Super slow board
>Still somehow miss this thread until today.
You guys have to tell me when you're going to have a thread about best raptor.

>>3064484
You're a treasure, cormoranon. I'm a huge birdfag and you enlightened me to them a little while back.
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>>3073230
Secretary bird is raptor? Didn't know this.
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>>3073249
Yep, they're an accipiter.
>Threatened.
Oh no.
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>>3073261
alright. that's it. we have to delete humanity.
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>>3073266
I think we should start removing all people involved in politics, since they are fucking useless, and they produce maximum amount of CO2 per head.
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>>3065283
MASAKA
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>>3065532
What kind of birb?
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>>3073453
harpy eagle
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>>3073460
Thank you, friend
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>>3073460
It is not.
It is juvenile crowned eagle
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>>3073460
Hi birdie
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>>3073479
guess i have to brush up on my eagle knowledge
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>>3066604
did they just throw a snake in there to watch her kill it?
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>>3066878
wonder if he could fly afterward
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>>3067911
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>>3069694
Wonder if they find humans with similar eyelashes attractive
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>>3073624
Birds find humans very attractive. Captive ones and pets will often try to court us even if they have others of their own species around.
It's pretty weird considering how different we are. I mean, birds are pretty because of their elegance and ability to fly and decorative feathers and such. But what do they see in us?
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>>3073639
>But what do they see in us?
Seed supply and designated shitting shoulder.
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>>3073573
Snek is made of rubber.
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>>3073642
That doesn't explain emus and ostriches.
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>>3073646
Seed and shed supply.
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>>3072353
vegans
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>>3073663
Emus don't really eat seed, but I'm sure they'd happily take your seed regardless.
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>>3066546
Nice file name
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>>3073688
Under "seed supply" I meant food. I have no idea what they eat.
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>>3073579
I want to paint that pretty little beak.
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>>3066915
https://e621.net/post/show/745020
You asked for this
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>>3064473
Looks like that chimp researcher, Jane something
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>>3074065
I think she deserves more than that. How about across the beak and cere, then a few stringers between the head feathers?
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>>3074286
Based
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>>3072874
>>3064473
>>3069729
>>3063727
i just want to tell you guys to fuck off for making me wanna fuck a literal animal
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>>3074443
You can be made to fuck an animal, but you can't be made to WANT to fuck an animal.
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*notices ur bulge*
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>>3064311
The fuck is that butt ugly creature???
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>>3069729
Female lions are the white blonde girls of the animal kingdom.
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>>3074759
But lionesses do productive work... (in hunting)
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>>3074929

OOF.
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>take off your pants, onii-chan
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>>3074759
they’re the equivalent of the sorority girls in the university’s female sports team.
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>>3076638
Why the fuck are you advertising on the "I want to fuck this animal" thread on the animal board of 4chan? Who do you think will help you out?
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>>3074759
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>>3076687
MOOOOODS
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>"mom, dad, i want you to meet my girlfriend and future wife, victoria."
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>>3076884
God I wish I was having that conversation with my parents.
>Filename
for me.
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>>3076687
anime gril
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>>3076884
In which country can you legally own a harpy eagle? Asking for a friend.
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>>3076884
imagine
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>>3076899
With talons this big you don't really need a glove I guess.
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>>3076899
Imagine lacing your fingers between those talons.
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>>3076913
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>>3076916
Nigga, where can I get harpy eagle?
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>>3076918
brazil
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>>3076916
Hnnnggg

>>3076918
South American rainforest.
They're listed as near threatened due to habitat loss, so you won't be getting one. That's pretty backwards though, imo. I'd gladly do AI on my harpy wife and raise many clutches with her to inflate the population.
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>>3076931
>They're listed as near threatened due to habitat loss, so you won't be getting one
If I pay many reals, will I get CITES permit?
I guess I need to find someone in zoo or something, since those are captivity bred/injured, thus they can get all paperwork done and sell me a bird.
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>>3076931
>That's pretty backwards though
All bird laws are retarded.
All environment laws are retarded.
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>>3076961
they sure are
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>>3076948
You realistically just can't get one, not without extreme effort. Your best bet would be to get a PhD in avian medicine and start working in large raptor conservation. Do it for a few years and try to get on a team which works with harpies. There will inevitably be an unreleasable rehab case to work with. You'll be able to interact and care for them at work. If you're very attentive and not creepy, then some day your team will find that you need more space, and you can volunteer to take your special bird home.
If you're not a highly trusted professional then nobody will sell a harpy to you except poachers.

>>3076961
Not all of them, but laws like the migratory bird treaty act are high test retardation and many conservation laws are highly counterproductive.
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>>3076971
>You realistically just can't get one, not without extreme effort.
without extreme amount of money*
>Your best bet would be to get a PhD in avian medicine
Chemistry will prevent me getting one. Also all parts in biology have funny spic (latin) names, which are extremely difficult to memorize, unless you're spic or asian superhuman intelligence.
>If you're not a highly trusted professional then nobody will sell a harpy to you except poachers.
Depends. I think it is possible to buy harpy eagle in some shithole they are not native, from zoo.
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>>3076971
>Not all of them, but laws like the migratory bird treaty act are high test retardation and many conservation laws are highly counterproductive.
Usually most of them are either plain retarded, or counterproductive, and should be redesigned completely, not by some lawyers, but rather avian specialists, bird owners (not to be confused with bird abusers), and other people who know better.
I think those laws caused some extinction too.
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>>3076991
>some shithole
Pretty much, but then you're supporting shithole shitheads who would sell a harpy to some rando.

>>3077006
I agree. The laws reek of "muh chillens" style thinking, where knee jerk emotion was used to move policy, probably so a politici could look good.
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>>3077012
>I agree. The laws reek of "muh chillens" style thinking, where knee jerk emotion was used to move policy, probably so a politici could look good.
Maybe. There are a lot of laws, that reek ignorance, while other are suspiciously profitable for some group of people. Sad, that birds must suffer due to "muh laws".
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>>3077006
>look up animals are banned in my province
>turkey vultures, ravens
ok, stupid, but whatever
>black vultures and crows are fine
alright what
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>>3077048
Why can't we already move away from "muh democracy" to "muh do whater fuck you want"?
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>>3077066
That's how you get niggers.
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>>3077082
>Pro-tip: you can do whatever fuck you want too.
Still, it is going to work best in areas with minimal amount of chocolate friends.
I don't think that chocolate friends will try get even close to your house, when you have gun and weird bird of prey that is nearly half the size on intruder.
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donut
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>>3063768
In australia we call those Julia Gillard birds.
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>>3063727
S A I N T
L A U R E N T
P A R I S
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>>3066997
That bird has the face of a super model wtf
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>>3073639
A worm body to fuck, literally no different from any other animal including humans
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>>3074583
Those ears are godly
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>>3077682
You're dead wrong. Supermodel humans merely simulate the natural beauty of various animals using surgery and heavy makeup. Compared to an average secretary bird or lioness, all women are ugly.
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>>3066997
>you vs. the girl he told you not to worry about
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>>3066878
top jej he paused at that last one too
>ehh...ahh, fuck it yolo
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I imagine most of these posters are male. What kind of animals do women find vaguely attractive?
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>>3079304
Horses
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>>3079304
Giant squids, octopus, dogs (though I'm not into them personally), kinda felt a badump badump feeling when I was reading the Spider and the Fly.
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>>3079312
>Giant squids, octopus
is it because they stick their tentacles in your pussi
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>>3079316
They're the perfect organism for a women though. We're pretty lazy during sex and they have the perfect appendages for bondage so we don't have to do anything. And then some males rip their penis tentacle off and give it to the female, like a dildo, so they don't even have to have sex with them.
Not sure about squids though. Never studied those. My fursona is an octopus.
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>>3079319
>lazy during sex
>bondage
>My fursona
So these are the type of women who come on 4chan
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>>3079323
its a bit my retarded fellow
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>>3079323
Pretty much. Femanons are the most literally degenerate among us. Wanting an animal wife to care for and raise offspring of her species with through the magic of AI is patrician and pure.
Then you get the average femanon, who wants to be used and abused by several males, maybe at once, and discarded. They get off on that. Being discarded.
Ladies, wtf.
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>>3079349
I'm not into gangbang zoophilia. Only spider bondage or octopus bondage.
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>>3079335
bits are funny
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>>3079351
You're less extreme than the average femanon.
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>>3079366
Thanks.
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>>3079349
i don't think AI counts as zoophilia unless you plan on slipping your dick in there too
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>>3079509
Zoophilia is just a romantic attraction to animals. Artificially inseminating your animal gf so you can rear offspring with her is pretty damn zoophilic.
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>>3079530
yeah i guess you're right
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>>3079335
Why are women so unfunny?
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>>3079307
Horses are attractive for any gender.
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>>3079777
Checked and correct. I'll shill for birds over mammals every day, but there's something nice about a mare.
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>>3072353
It's a specific rabbit breed called the French hotot, their eyes always look like that.
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do children of AI'd birds also get imprinted and want to fuck humans, or do they see it as wanting to fuck their parents or something
though really in most animal kingdoms that doesnt stop them
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I come to /an/ because I'm tired of all the /pol/tards across other boards, thinking that /an/ is a cute wholesome board, just to realize this please is actually filled with zoophilic creeps
Well, I'm okay with this
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>>3079882
>place
Fixed
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bonjour everyone
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>>3079889
>>3079891
snakes are cute
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>>3079889
>>3079891
Weird bird, what species?
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>>3079878
I'd imagine your bird children would be far less fearful of humans, but with a bird parent and a human parent they might be reasonably adapted to either courting their own, or a human. Probably would be up to their preference.

>>3079882
There is very little that is more pure and wholesome than courting a bird wife and raising clutches of hatchlings with her. Doing the same with another human is deceptively evil, since there are billions of humans and we're destroying ecosystems a lot faster than they can recover.
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>>3079925
>There is very little that is more pure and wholesome than courting a bird wife and raising clutches of hatchlings with her. Doing the same with another human is deceptively evil, since there are billions of humans and we're destroying ecosystems a lot faster than they can recover.
I really dont know what to say and Im actually scared because I kinda of agree with you
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>>3079910
Common House Spider
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>>3066590
Smug cunt
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>>3080124
No wonder they are near threatened. Look at this degenerate, literally fucked the asphalt.
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>>3079891
i'd would do terrible things to get a celestial python.
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>>3071838
no it would be 5 grown black men running away because they're afraid of dogs
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>>3070969
Nooo! Don't cry. You're beautiful.
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>>3072086
What a slut.
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>>3080585
Why every birb-girl has some sort of retarded wings?
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>>3080791
Lack of imagination.
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>>3080808
Too bad I can't draw.
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>>3064473
>deformed cranium
>recessed snout
>problaby useless teeth
yikes
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>>3069638
Meat is so easy to digest, literally melts in the stomach.
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>>3072086
that bird needs to have sex
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>>3080831
But she's pretty.
8/10
Would rub tummy.
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>>3080831
>knows literally nothing about sight hounds and is proud of it
oof
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>>3071791
I did what I could

Did I do well
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>>3081184
>/an/ JOI
Aww yiss
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>>3064311
Same IQ
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>>3064473
She probably sucks pitbull cock and gives birth to mutt puppys.
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>>3066186
>not making them pitbulls
You had one job.
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>>3073261
They wouldn't be threatened if everybody wasn't so eager to fuck them
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>>3082012
I don't think anyone outside of /an/ wanted to fuck one.
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>>3082012
I'm pretty sure humans are fucking them over, not fucking them. If I could just get a secretary bird wife, I'd be doing AI and rearing clutches with a nearly 100% success rate.
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>>3082056
Why this gull is calmer than any parrot I have met?
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>>3082061
Parrots are extremely neurotic birds. Gulls are leaky Chads.
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>>3082061
The curry powder used to color it has probably poisoned it to sme degree. So it's probably lethargic.
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>>3082139
Parrots are leaky too.
>>3082153
Hm. Maybe.
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>>3079304
The beast from beauty and the beast
Jason Mamoa



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