>hello there, beautiful
>>3063731Oh COME ON! That's just playing dirty now.
I say that lass is quite the looker!
>>3063959I'm so jealous. Does it actually like it?
>>3063967If it didn't like this, it would bite the fuck out of her.
Giv tall cute birdie gf pls
>>3063977Maybe it's just polite and tolerates it
>>3063727Any porn actress that looks like that bird?Asking for a friend
>>3064144Not porn but...
>>3063860caracals are so pretty
>>3064311Jesus fuck she actually looks like it
How can wahmen even compete?
>>3064414Shut up Ola.
>tfw no huge muscular cormorant gf to swallow my fish
>>3063967Nah, she's doing it for the attention.
>>3064473I know a girl that actually looks like that dog wtf
>>3064313Are they pettable?
>>3063727that's a male
>>3065101They're not too much bigger than domestic cats but I doubt they're very friendly or receptive to petting. Maybe the babies.
>>3065101Everything's pettable if you can get away quick enough
>>3065301sandnogs have basically domesticated them so it's probably not that hard.
>>3065532Imagine those talons around your sick.
>>3063731Now add ahegao
>>3065532QUIETO PUTO NO ME ESTES PICOTEANDOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3063727buenos dias mandy
>>3063969>>3063959I swear our super power is to give pets. No animal can resist.
>>3064473>>3064608cool dog bruh, man i don't know where but i swear i've seen your dog before.
>>3066184i'm dumb. forgot pic.
>>3066186that vid would've been hotter with that dog...
>>3066197Kinda looks like her
>>3066184Probably at the gym, she’s usually walking up that stairs machine extremely slowly.
>>3066520she (male) is a real cute
no better secretary then birb secretary ^v^
>>3066520Someone should put some tap shoes on that bird and see what happens.
>>3066604virgin mary vs satan ?
>>3064144not exactly secretary, but Phoenix basedwell for short trailer you can checkhttps://vimeo.com/44968679for full clip (35m long)Kanye West - Runawayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg5wkZ-dJXA^ 6:10 -7:15 is special "phoenix waking up scene" that you should enjoyWarning thats not "porn", just music clip by Kayne West (but still sexy, and about phoenix falling in love with human)
>>3066553>>3066552>>3066551>>3066550>>3066548>>3066546why is this bird so hot bros
>>3066645Because it looks better than 98.999% of women?
>>3063967That bird will be very sexually stimulated from that, so yes.
>>3066604>that is the fetish of someone out there
>>3065561>>3065561Imagine the talon going into the pee pee hole
>>3066916Too bad my PP is too short for harpy eagle to perch on...
>>3066604libertarians blown the fuck out
>>3063727I want her to bully me for being human
>>3064473>Omg, Rover, I saw a pitty pup yesterday and we NEED to adopt one! They're so much cuter than sighthound pups.
>>3064473>>3064608I wonder if dogs look at us and think we look like one of their dog friends.
>>3067911Birds are for hug.
>>3063778Wait. I know you...
>>3065954mi ama tiene un zoologico en su casa se lo wa llevar a ella
>>3063727Oh noShe sexySend help
>>3069115Legs for days, gurl
>>3065278Aww, poor guy was probably taken away from his mom too early as a kitten, housecats do the same thing when separated from momma as kittens
>>3069115Bad photoshop lol
>>3066878How the fuck?Total volume of those fish are way larger than the bird.
>>3069422I beheld goddamn
>>3066878>>3069416This.How the FUCK is that even physically possible.
>>3064484>literally called a "shag"that makes it fine, right?
>>3064311Is this Will Smith's son? Is he on gay hormones?
>>3066604Why is she so perfect, bros?
>>3069422How the fuck it will digest a fish that size?
>>3069503You realize will smith had a daughter as well, right?
is this the eyelashes general?
>>3069422>taking the dump that a meal that size would produce
>>3069491She was clearly mocking fatties who complain about photoshop on normal photos of models you dummy lol
>>3069684>I was merely pretending lollol
>>3066590>Here is your sebulba bro
>>3069729eyelashes make anything sexy what the fuck
>>3069732>eyelashes make anything sexy what the fuckbe careful with your opinions, anon
>>3069743I quit the 4changs! Holy shit!
I hate how Google says birds don't have eyelashes. It's as retarded as saying "orcas don't have fins. They have modified arms"
>>3066520can I get one in Texas? will it kill rattlesnakes?
>>3069857that site started puking out pure bullshit years ago
>tfw no giantess cormorant to vore me;_;
>>3064473She lools like she fucks black dogs.
>>3063731>dem secretary bird pics on /trash/
>>3069760Please delete this, angry Twongis are forbidden.
>>3069739i wanna stick it in her exhaust pipe
haha hey guize am I beuty
I'm amaze no one post the ostrich mating dance on some zoo worker.
>>3066197Yes. Them just petting the dog and giving her treats.
>>3066520This could be my dick :(
>>3071827one horny ostrich, coming right up
>>3071791>dad and mom arent at home tonigh... maybe I could be your gf...
>>3071788>>3071789>>3071790Why are bunnies so feminine looking?
>>3066878Haha imagine feeling its belly afterwards
>>3063993Birds are many things and polite is not one of them
>>3063727>Check /an/ daily>Super slow board>Still somehow miss this thread until today.You guys have to tell me when you're going to have a thread about best raptor.>>3064484You're a treasure, cormoranon. I'm a huge birdfag and you enlightened me to them a little while back.
>>3073230Secretary bird is raptor? Didn't know this.
>>3073249Yep, they're an accipiter.>Threatened.Oh no.
>>3073261alright. that's it. we have to delete humanity.
>>3073266I think we should start removing all people involved in politics, since they are fucking useless, and they produce maximum amount of CO2 per head.
>>3065532What kind of birb?
>>3073460Thank you, friend
>>3073460It is not.It is juvenile crowned eagle
>>3073479guess i have to brush up on my eagle knowledge
>>3066604did they just throw a snake in there to watch her kill it?
>>3066878wonder if he could fly afterward
>>3069694Wonder if they find humans with similar eyelashes attractive
>>3073624Birds find humans very attractive. Captive ones and pets will often try to court us even if they have others of their own species around.It's pretty weird considering how different we are. I mean, birds are pretty because of their elegance and ability to fly and decorative feathers and such. But what do they see in us?
>>3073639>But what do they see in us?Seed supply and designated shitting shoulder.
>>3073573Snek is made of rubber.
>>3073642That doesn't explain emus and ostriches.
>>3073646Seed and shed supply.
>>3073663Emus don't really eat seed, but I'm sure they'd happily take your seed regardless.
>>3066546Nice file name
>>3073688Under "seed supply" I meant food. I have no idea what they eat.
>>3073579I want to paint that pretty little beak.
>>3066915https://e621.net/post/show/745020You asked for this
>>3064473Looks like that chimp researcher, Jane something
>>3074065I think she deserves more than that. How about across the beak and cere, then a few stringers between the head feathers?
>>3072874>>3064473>>3069729>>3063727i just want to tell you guys to fuck off for making me wanna fuck a literal animal
>>3074443You can be made to fuck an animal, but you can't be made to WANT to fuck an animal.
*notices ur bulge*
>>3064311The fuck is that butt ugly creature???
>>3069729Female lions are the white blonde girls of the animal kingdom.
>>3074759But lionesses do productive work... (in hunting)
>take off your pants, onii-chan
>>3074759they’re the equivalent of the sorority girls in the university’s female sports team.
>>3076638Why the fuck are you advertising on the "I want to fuck this animal" thread on the animal board of 4chan? Who do you think will help you out?
>"mom, dad, i want you to meet my girlfriend and future wife, victoria."
>>3076884God I wish I was having that conversation with my parents.>Filenamefor me.
>>3076884In which country can you legally own a harpy eagle? Asking for a friend.
>>3076899With talons this big you don't really need a glove I guess.
>>3076899Imagine lacing your fingers between those talons.
>>3076916Nigga, where can I get harpy eagle?
>>3076916Hnnnggg>>3076918South American rainforest.They're listed as near threatened due to habitat loss, so you won't be getting one. That's pretty backwards though, imo. I'd gladly do AI on my harpy wife and raise many clutches with her to inflate the population.
>>3076931>They're listed as near threatened due to habitat loss, so you won't be getting oneIf I pay many reals, will I get CITES permit?I guess I need to find someone in zoo or something, since those are captivity bred/injured, thus they can get all paperwork done and sell me a bird.
>>3076931>That's pretty backwards thoughAll bird laws are retarded.All environment laws are retarded.
>>3076961they sure are
>>3076948You realistically just can't get one, not without extreme effort. Your best bet would be to get a PhD in avian medicine and start working in large raptor conservation. Do it for a few years and try to get on a team which works with harpies. There will inevitably be an unreleasable rehab case to work with. You'll be able to interact and care for them at work. If you're very attentive and not creepy, then some day your team will find that you need more space, and you can volunteer to take your special bird home.If you're not a highly trusted professional then nobody will sell a harpy to you except poachers.>>3076961Not all of them, but laws like the migratory bird treaty act are high test retardation and many conservation laws are highly counterproductive.
>>3076971>You realistically just can't get one, not without extreme effort.without extreme amount of money*>Your best bet would be to get a PhD in avian medicineChemistry will prevent me getting one. Also all parts in biology have funny spic (latin) names, which are extremely difficult to memorize, unless you're spic or asian superhuman intelligence. >If you're not a highly trusted professional then nobody will sell a harpy to you except poachers.Depends. I think it is possible to buy harpy eagle in some shithole they are not native, from zoo.
>>3076971>Not all of them, but laws like the migratory bird treaty act are high test retardation and many conservation laws are highly counterproductive.Usually most of them are either plain retarded, or counterproductive, and should be redesigned completely, not by some lawyers, but rather avian specialists, bird owners (not to be confused with bird abusers), and other people who know better.I think those laws caused some extinction too.
>>3076991>some shitholePretty much, but then you're supporting shithole shitheads who would sell a harpy to some rando.>>3077006I agree. The laws reek of "muh chillens" style thinking, where knee jerk emotion was used to move policy, probably so a politici could look good.
>>3077012>I agree. The laws reek of "muh chillens" style thinking, where knee jerk emotion was used to move policy, probably so a politici could look good.Maybe. There are a lot of laws, that reek ignorance, while other are suspiciously profitable for some group of people. Sad, that birds must suffer due to "muh laws".
>>3077006>look up animals are banned in my province>turkey vultures, ravensok, stupid, but whatever>black vultures and crows are finealright what
>>3077048Why can't we already move away from "muh democracy" to "muh do whater fuck you want"?
>>3077066That's how you get niggers.
>>3077082>Pro-tip: you can do whatever fuck you want too. Still, it is going to work best in areas with minimal amount of chocolate friends. I don't think that chocolate friends will try get even close to your house, when you have gun and weird bird of prey that is nearly half the size on intruder.
>>3063768In australia we call those Julia Gillard birds.
>>3063727S A I N TL A U R E N TP A R I S
>>3066997That bird has the face of a super model wtf
>>3073639A worm body to fuck, literally no different from any other animal including humans
>>3074583Those ears are godly
>>3077682You're dead wrong. Supermodel humans merely simulate the natural beauty of various animals using surgery and heavy makeup. Compared to an average secretary bird or lioness, all women are ugly.
>>3066997>you vs. the girl he told you not to worry about
>>3066878top jej he paused at that last one too>ehh...ahh, fuck it yolo
I imagine most of these posters are male. What kind of animals do women find vaguely attractive?
>>3079304Giant squids, octopus, dogs (though I'm not into them personally), kinda felt a badump badump feeling when I was reading the Spider and the Fly.
>>3079312>Giant squids, octopusis it because they stick their tentacles in your pussi
>>3079316They're the perfect organism for a women though. We're pretty lazy during sex and they have the perfect appendages for bondage so we don't have to do anything. And then some males rip their penis tentacle off and give it to the female, like a dildo, so they don't even have to have sex with them. Not sure about squids though. Never studied those. My fursona is an octopus.
>>3079319>lazy during sex>bondage >My fursonaSo these are the type of women who come on 4chan
>>3079323its a bit my retarded fellow
>>3079323Pretty much. Femanons are the most literally degenerate among us. Wanting an animal wife to care for and raise offspring of her species with through the magic of AI is patrician and pure.Then you get the average femanon, who wants to be used and abused by several males, maybe at once, and discarded. They get off on that. Being discarded.Ladies, wtf.
>>3079349I'm not into gangbang zoophilia. Only spider bondage or octopus bondage.
>>3079335bits are funny
>>3079351You're less extreme than the average femanon.
>>3079349i don't think AI counts as zoophilia unless you plan on slipping your dick in there too
>>3079509Zoophilia is just a romantic attraction to animals. Artificially inseminating your animal gf so you can rear offspring with her is pretty damn zoophilic.
>>3079530yeah i guess you're right
>>3079335Why are women so unfunny?
>>3079307Horses are attractive for any gender.
>>3079777Checked and correct. I'll shill for birds over mammals every day, but there's something nice about a mare.
>>3072353It's a specific rabbit breed called the French hotot, their eyes always look like that.
do children of AI'd birds also get imprinted and want to fuck humans, or do they see it as wanting to fuck their parents or somethingthough really in most animal kingdoms that doesnt stop them
I come to /an/ because I'm tired of all the /pol/tards across other boards, thinking that /an/ is a cute wholesome board, just to realize this please is actually filled with zoophilic creepsWell, I'm okay with this
>>3079889>>3079891snakes are cute
>>3079889>>3079891Weird bird, what species?
>>3079878I'd imagine your bird children would be far less fearful of humans, but with a bird parent and a human parent they might be reasonably adapted to either courting their own, or a human. Probably would be up to their preference.>>3079882There is very little that is more pure and wholesome than courting a bird wife and raising clutches of hatchlings with her. Doing the same with another human is deceptively evil, since there are billions of humans and we're destroying ecosystems a lot faster than they can recover.
>>3079925>There is very little that is more pure and wholesome than courting a bird wife and raising clutches of hatchlings with her. Doing the same with another human is deceptively evil, since there are billions of humans and we're destroying ecosystems a lot faster than they can recover.I really dont know what to say and Im actually scared because I kinda of agree with you
>>3079910Common House Spider
>>3080124No wonder they are near threatened. Look at this degenerate, literally fucked the asphalt.
>>3079891i'd would do terrible things to get a celestial python.
>>3071838no it would be 5 grown black men running away because they're afraid of dogs
>>3070969Nooo! Don't cry. You're beautiful.
>>3072086What a slut.
>>3080585Why every birb-girl has some sort of retarded wings?
>>3080791Lack of imagination.
>>3080808Too bad I can't draw.
>>3064473>deformed cranium>recessed snout>problaby useless teethyikes
>>3069638Meat is so easy to digest, literally melts in the stomach.
>>3072086that bird needs to have sex
>>3080831But she's pretty.8/10Would rub tummy.
>>3080831>knows literally nothing about sight hounds and is proud of itoof
>>3071791I did what I couldDid I do well
>>3081184>/an/ JOIAww yiss
>>3064473She probably sucks pitbull cock and gives birth to mutt puppys.
>>3066186>not making them pitbullsYou had one job.
>>3073261They wouldn't be threatened if everybody wasn't so eager to fuck them
>>3082012I don't think anyone outside of /an/ wanted to fuck one.
>>3082012I'm pretty sure humans are fucking them over, not fucking them. If I could just get a secretary bird wife, I'd be doing AI and rearing clutches with a nearly 100% success rate.
>>3082056Why this gull is calmer than any parrot I have met?
>>3082061Parrots are extremely neurotic birds. Gulls are leaky Chads.
>>3082061The curry powder used to color it has probably poisoned it to sme degree. So it's probably lethargic.
>>3082139Parrots are leaky too. >>3082153Hm. Maybe.
>>3079304The beast from beauty and the beastJason Mamoa