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>*Hear the doorbell*
>*Open the door*
>*See pic related*
What do?
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Close door
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>Insert poison
>Call police
>Act shaken up while reporting deranged stranger leaving dead puppies on my doorstep
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>>3051834
Drive to nearest river
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>>3051834
Enjoy playing with a bunch of harmless pit bull puppies.
Afterwards I'll take them to my local animal shelter that has strict adoption criteria and vetting process for large bully types and other aggressive breeds.
It's sad to know that most if not all of them will be put down because of their rules, but it is a necessary evil.
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play with them, i guess
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>>3051834
Make peace with whatever god you believe in because you only have 3 seconds left to live.
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Take a well deserved rest while eight nanny dogs watch my toddler.
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>>3051834
Ask myself who would leave expensive Amstaff puppies on my doorstep
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>>3051834
Break their legs and enter direct business competition against Toadline.
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>>3051834
kick pubbies
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>>3051834
run a pitbull circus in my backyard
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>>3051953
>cat has no eyes
>pitbull has two kinds of eyes
>pitbull stole cat's eyes

It was so nice of him to let the cat still live.
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>>3051954
kek
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>>3051834

Give them kisses and teach them to rip out white men's throats
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unironically? i would kill them. im not a sadistic person so i would make sure their deaths are relatively swift and painless.
we dont need anymore pitbulls roaming around.
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>>3051977
you dont have balls for that pussy
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>>3051834
I'd keep one and give the rest to snobby nutters I hate.

I don't treat dogs like babies so chances of getting mauled while letting a dog 24/7 in a house full of shit that could trigger him/her are low. During summer I just gave my old labrador my private gym so he could relax in a cold room while still being able to freely go outside.
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time for the thrice daily made shitbull thread, complete with edgy retards talking about killing puppies for le ebin win

i wouldn't adopt a pitbull and don't really like them but i fucking hate this about /an/, go back to /b/
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>>3052001
pretty based
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>>3051834
Eh, I’d keep one. My dog is getting pretty old now and would probably appreciate the company. For the rest I’d probably take them to a shelter or adoption place since I don’t trust most of the people I know to raise a dog, much less a pitbull
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>>3051834
Let my 5 year old maul them for the sake of irony.
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>>3051834
Look for the nearest snapping turtle/alligator
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Probably play with them, then give them to a local non-kill shelter I guess because no one I know is equipped to raise a pit bull
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>>3052155
>>3052158
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>>3052175
You're not fooling anybody
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>>3051834
Pic related
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>>3051855
>harmless pit bull puppies.

found the retarded pit owner

are you, by any chance, black? there is no need to respond to this question. everyone who has read your post already knows what the answer is.
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>>3052281
Imagine being so pathetic you need to project your racism onto dogs of all things.
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>>3051834

Save the one in the far back, kill the rest.

Feed the pupper his brothers so that he may grow big and strong and full of shit.
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>>3052281
>harmless pit bull puppies.
Yes, the pit bull puppies in OPs pic are quite harmless.
Keep up.
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What is the best way to kill pitbulls?
Share your experiences.
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Pull the pin
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>>3052298
Seething SJW
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>>3052388
>looks at a dog
>REEEE BLACK PEOPLE!!!!
is /pol/ the only thing ever on your mind?
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Pitbull battle royale. Last one standing becomes my yard guard.
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>>3052281
Yeah, puppies are harmless. Are you really such a fag that you feel threatened by puppies?
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>>3051834
feed them to my pigs brother
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>>3051844
based
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>>3052345
I'll give it a shot. I would just fill my bathtub with water, wait for the little twerps to drown, and dump them off at my local dumpster in a hefty garbage bag.

>>3052327
>>3052402
They'll grow up to be dangerous. I'm not going to let any one of them take a child's life away. Children are far more important to protect than animals.
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>>3052580
>They'll grow up to be dangerous
Not the fucking point. OP was pretty specific, and your mental gymnastics doesn't change the fact that a box of puppies only a few weeks old pose a threat to no one.
Again, keep up.
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>>3051853
This.
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>>3051834
Hide the todlers
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>>3052646
how short sighted of a reptile brained nigger are you?
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>>3052745
How do you function with the reading comprehension of a rock?
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>>3051834
Put in a dumpster.
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>>3051931
Based
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unironically any sane person would hand them off to the shelter.
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>>3051834
>Close door
>Call Animal Control
>Don't leave the house until they're gone

I have cynophobia. I don't like any dogs.
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>>3051834
I couldn't kill a puppy.
>>3052964
Why?
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>>3052968
I dunno. It's just like any other phobia, it isn't exactly logical. I'm also allergic to furry animals, including cats, dogs, rabbits, and horses.
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Imagine being so fucking scared of a breed of dog you actually want to have a mass genocide of that dog breed

>the absolute state of 4channel
Lmao
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ffs THEY'RE JUST PUPPIES.
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>>3052281
neither Blacks nor Latinos think Pits are harmless and that's why they want them. They want a weapon, not an actual animal friend.

Wh*te pit owners typically try to tell you how harmless pits are and constantly vomit how it's the owner and not the pet until their kid, best friend, or neighbor gets eaten.
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>>3051834
Take good care of my new army of murder dogs and train them to associate the necks of police officers and black people with bacon strips.
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>>3051853
Best answer
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>>3052781
i read what you said you brainless gorilla nigger
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>>3051844
Check’d and kek’s
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>>3053302
You can't train pits to do shit
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>>3051834
>close box
>exhaust entire roll of duct tape sealing the creatures inside
>wait for nightfall
>bring box to nearby pond
>return to home
>return with chains and weights
>secure heavy chain around box
>fasten weights to chain
>pick up box by chains
>spin several times to pick up momentum
>lob the weighted box into the pond with the conviction of an olympic athlete
>go home
>sleep
I’m not going to get myself dirty with butchering them, and Imm certainly not going to waste expensive bullets on them.
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>>3053318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZVChD-I5_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lluU6zLU56I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaEfoNHE_zQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TT-hNYr3Vo
lmao
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>>3053318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRqRW5TW2eo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1LZRiBndD4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTupwBQlUeM
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>>3051853
the only responsible option
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>>3053309
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>>3052175
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>>3053336
Did you know alligators were originally called nanny dragons?
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>>3053448
They are always smiling cause they be good bois who never do nuffin wrong
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>>3053457
This pic totally proves alligators are safe pets
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All joking aside post as many pics of bad parents as you want but it still won't change the stats and facts. Pits should be slowly gassed
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>>3053464
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>>3053321
Sure you would
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>>3051834
Break their spines and legs and then sell them as SMASHED AND SLAMMED mini boss alien inbreed toadline mr ufos
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>>3052281
Lmao pitbull haters confirmed to be huge pussies that are afraid of literal fucking babies.
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>>3053464
Shut the fuck up.
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>>3053324
>>3053333
I don't know if anyone watched these, but I'm pretty impressed at how quickly they are able to swap between full-on-arm-biting-mode and releasing the target immediately and returning to the handler's side.
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>>3051834
>no internet for a month
>go to /an/
>first thing I see

Why
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>>3052580
>Children are far more important to protect than animals
i would toss 10 toddlers into a blender if i could save one sumatran rhinos life just so you know
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You'd think /an/ was the last place /pol/ would invade
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>>3053776
they are not /pol/ they are discord trannys
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>>3053445
>>3053446
>>3053447
I don't get your point, gators are relatively harmless.
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This thread is pushing such a bullshit narrative
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>>3053798
Honestly, pits are the dogs that exemplify why I always find dog 'personalities' to be so dumb.

>well this breed needs..
>this breed is selfish and egotisticall
>this breed is a lover of kids!

>take any breed of dog
>pull out red ball
>they all act the same
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>>3053802
>pull out a toddler
>one breed begins to salivate
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>>3053884
Dogs with big jowls tend to salivate a lot, yes, but that's just a physical characteristic. Its like complaining furry dogs shed a lot.
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>>3053883
>>3053887
awww he´s smiling !
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>>3053907
Imagine unironically being scared of a dog.
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>>3052281
he's white but with ear gauges
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Sell them to east german neo-nazis so they can train them into kebabmunchers
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what a bunch of ugly cunts
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>>3054015
Where can I get one of these nanny walruses?
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>>3054015
Fly to africa and wade into a river, you'll find one in no time!
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Grab my sledgehammer
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>>3054371
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>>3054066
even smaller ones will try to destroy your thigh arterie
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>>3053505
This should be the fate of the pitbull breed.
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>>3051834
Sell them to urban youths
Less crime and a few bucks for me
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>>3051834

>sell them because I'm not a retard
>use the money to buy BTC
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Raise and train my new army, obviously
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>>3051834
Be extremely excited for my new army of puppies.
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>>3051834
Sons of bitches! Bumpuses!
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>>3052281
based
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>>3053464
Yep
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>>3052580
>being so obsessed about one dog breed.
Friendly reminder that those beasts are far worse than a pitbull.
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I would train them in my backyard until they are big enough and then I let them loose near schools
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>>3056829
but these arent that "snap n´ kill" prone and are rarer/pricier/uncommon than bullshitbulls
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>>3051844
>>3051853
>>3051855
>implying you would just give them to your eagle to chow down on some pibble kibble

>>3052281
>>3053464
Doing God's work anons.
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>>3053776
Hating pupils makes you a /pol/ack now? LMAO Pupil lovers are unbelievable
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>>3051834
cover my sons neck



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