>*Hear the doorbell*>*Open the door*>*See pic related*What do?
>Insert poison>Call police>Act shaken up while reporting deranged stranger leaving dead puppies on my doorstep
>>3051834Drive to nearest river
>>3051834Enjoy playing with a bunch of harmless pit bull puppies. Afterwards I'll take them to my local animal shelter that has strict adoption criteria and vetting process for large bully types and other aggressive breeds. It's sad to know that most if not all of them will be put down because of their rules, but it is a necessary evil.
play with them, i guess
>>3051834Make peace with whatever god you believe in because you only have 3 seconds left to live.
Take a well deserved rest while eight nanny dogs watch my toddler.
>>3051834Ask myself who would leave expensive Amstaff puppies on my doorstep
>>3051834Break their legs and enter direct business competition against Toadline.
>>3051834run a pitbull circus in my backyard
>>3051953>cat has no eyes>pitbull has two kinds of eyes>pitbull stole cat's eyesIt was so nice of him to let the cat still live.
>>3051834Give them kisses and teach them to rip out white men's throats
unironically? i would kill them. im not a sadistic person so i would make sure their deaths are relatively swift and painless.we dont need anymore pitbulls roaming around.
>>3051977you dont have balls for that pussy
>>3051834I'd keep one and give the rest to snobby nutters I hate.I don't treat dogs like babies so chances of getting mauled while letting a dog 24/7 in a house full of shit that could trigger him/her are low. During summer I just gave my old labrador my private gym so he could relax in a cold room while still being able to freely go outside.
time for the thrice daily made shitbull thread, complete with edgy retards talking about killing puppies for le ebin wini wouldn't adopt a pitbull and don't really like them but i fucking hate this about /an/, go back to /b/
>>3051834Eh, I’d keep one. My dog is getting pretty old now and would probably appreciate the company. For the rest I’d probably take them to a shelter or adoption place since I don’t trust most of the people I know to raise a dog, much less a pitbull
>>3051834Let my 5 year old maul them for the sake of irony.
>>3051834Look for the nearest snapping turtle/alligator
Probably play with them, then give them to a local non-kill shelter I guess because no one I know is equipped to raise a pit bull
>>3052155>>3052158>>3052162>>3052175You're not fooling anybody
>>3051855>harmless pit bull puppies.found the retarded pit ownerare you, by any chance, black? there is no need to respond to this question. everyone who has read your post already knows what the answer is.
>>3052281Imagine being so pathetic you need to project your racism onto dogs of all things.
>>3051834Save the one in the far back, kill the rest.Feed the pupper his brothers so that he may grow big and strong and full of shit.
>>3052281>harmless pit bull puppies.Yes, the pit bull puppies in OPs pic are quite harmless. Keep up.
What is the best way to kill pitbulls?Share your experiences.
Pull the pin
>>3052388>looks at a dog>REEEE BLACK PEOPLE!!!!is /pol/ the only thing ever on your mind?
Pitbull battle royale. Last one standing becomes my yard guard.
>>3052281Yeah, puppies are harmless. Are you really such a fag that you feel threatened by puppies?
>>3051834feed them to my pigs brother
>>3052345I'll give it a shot. I would just fill my bathtub with water, wait for the little twerps to drown, and dump them off at my local dumpster in a hefty garbage bag.>>3052327>>3052402They'll grow up to be dangerous. I'm not going to let any one of them take a child's life away. Children are far more important to protect than animals.
>>3052580>They'll grow up to be dangerousNot the fucking point. OP was pretty specific, and your mental gymnastics doesn't change the fact that a box of puppies only a few weeks old pose a threat to no one. Again, keep up.
>>3051834Hide the todlers
>>3052646how short sighted of a reptile brained nigger are you?
>>3052745How do you function with the reading comprehension of a rock?
>>3051834Put in a dumpster.
unironically any sane person would hand them off to the shelter.
>>3051834>Close door>Call Animal Control>Don't leave the house until they're goneI have cynophobia. I don't like any dogs.
>>3051834I couldn't kill a puppy.>>3052964Why?
>>3052968I dunno. It's just like any other phobia, it isn't exactly logical. I'm also allergic to furry animals, including cats, dogs, rabbits, and horses.
Imagine being so fucking scared of a breed of dog you actually want to have a mass genocide of that dog breed>the absolute state of 4channel Lmao
ffs THEY'RE JUST PUPPIES.
>>3052281neither Blacks nor Latinos think Pits are harmless and that's why they want them. They want a weapon, not an actual animal friend.Wh*te pit owners typically try to tell you how harmless pits are and constantly vomit how it's the owner and not the pet until their kid, best friend, or neighbor gets eaten.
>>3051834Take good care of my new army of murder dogs and train them to associate the necks of police officers and black people with bacon strips.
>>3052781i read what you said you brainless gorilla nigger
>>3051844Check’d and kek’s
>>3053302You can't train pits to do shit
>>3051834>close box >exhaust entire roll of duct tape sealing the creatures inside>wait for nightfall>bring box to nearby pond>return to home>return with chains and weights>secure heavy chain around box >fasten weights to chain>pick up box by chains>spin several times to pick up momentum>lob the weighted box into the pond with the conviction of an olympic athlete>go home>sleepI’m not going to get myself dirty with butchering them, and Imm certainly not going to waste expensive bullets on them.
>>3051853the only responsible option
>>3053336Did you know alligators were originally called nanny dragons?
>>3053448They are always smiling cause they be good bois who never do nuffin wrong
>>3053457This pic totally proves alligators are safe pets
All joking aside post as many pics of bad parents as you want but it still won't change the stats and facts. Pits should be slowly gassed
>>3053321Sure you would
>>3051834Break their spines and legs and then sell them as SMASHED AND SLAMMED mini boss alien inbreed toadline mr ufos
>>3052281Lmao pitbull haters confirmed to be huge pussies that are afraid of literal fucking babies.
>>3053464Shut the fuck up.
>>3053324>>3053333I don't know if anyone watched these, but I'm pretty impressed at how quickly they are able to swap between full-on-arm-biting-mode and releasing the target immediately and returning to the handler's side.
>>3051834>no internet for a month>go to /an/>first thing I seeWhy
>>3052580>Children are far more important to protect than animalsi would toss 10 toddlers into a blender if i could save one sumatran rhinos life just so you know
You'd think /an/ was the last place /pol/ would invade
>>3053776they are not /pol/ they are discord trannys
>>3053445>>3053446>>3053447I don't get your point, gators are relatively harmless.
This thread is pushing such a bullshit narrative
>>3053798Honestly, pits are the dogs that exemplify why I always find dog 'personalities' to be so dumb.>well this breed needs..>this breed is selfish and egotisticall>this breed is a lover of kids!>take any breed of dog>pull out red ball>they all act the same
>>3053802>pull out a toddler>one breed begins to salivate
>>3053884Dogs with big jowls tend to salivate a lot, yes, but that's just a physical characteristic. Its like complaining furry dogs shed a lot.
>>3053883>>3053887awww he´s smiling !
>>3053907Imagine unironically being scared of a dog.
>>3052281he's white but with ear gauges
Sell them to east german neo-nazis so they can train them into kebabmunchers
what a bunch of ugly cunts
>>3054015Where can I get one of these nanny walruses?
>>3054015Fly to africa and wade into a river, you'll find one in no time!
Grab my sledgehammer
>>3054066even smaller ones will try to destroy your thigh arterie
>>3053505This should be the fate of the pitbull breed.
>>3051834Sell them to urban youthsLess crime and a few bucks for me
>>3051834>sell them because I'm not a retard>use the money to buy BTC
Raise and train my new army, obviously
>>3051834Be extremely excited for my new army of puppies.
>>3051834Sons of bitches! Bumpuses!
>>3052580>being so obsessed about one dog breed.Friendly reminder that those beasts are far worse than a pitbull.
I would train them in my backyard until they are big enough and then I let them loose near schools
>>3056829but these arent that "snap n´ kill" prone and are rarer/pricier/uncommon than bullshitbulls
>>3051844>>3051853>>3051855>implying you would just give them to your eagle to chow down on some pibble kibble>>3052281>>3053464Doing God's work anons.
>>3053776Hating pupils makes you a /pol/ack now? LMAO Pupil lovers are unbelievable
>>3051834cover my sons neck