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The Genie has give you ONE wish to wish for ANY kind of animal to have as a pet. It can be a real living animal with no alterations, it can be an extinct animal, it can be a cartoon character, it can be a madeup animal, it can be a pokemon, it can be a mythical creature or cryptid, it can be literally any animal you can think of. You can be specific as you want. What do you wish for?

I'd wish for a big monitor lizard that acts like a dog (but as a docile one like a golden retriever, not an aggressive one) mixed with a lizard, and has around the same cares as a dog would have. No venom, no aggressiveness towards other pets and people.
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sexy anime catgirl
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i wish for another genie that will give me unrestricted wishes
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a nice wolf that's fluffy and that i can pet.
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you'd be fucking retarded to not want a pokemon or whatever fantasy creature you dig
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I mean if it can be anything then there really is only one true answer and anything else is shit.

A shapeshifter that can turn into anything at all if you ask for however long. Any other option at all is inferior.
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OP
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A crow that can talk and enjoys my company.

Also it grants unlimited wishes.
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>>3050484
A house cat that won't trigger my allergies.
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I'll probably choose some rich pretty girl.
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A white tailed deer doe. I don't even have to explain why. They're absolutely perfect companions in every way. I want to dedicate my life to helping them.
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>>3050484
Serval cat is all I want
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>>3050888
>I want to dedicate my life to helping them.
inb4 those 2 does stuck in a fence
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You all failed, the answer is dragon.
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>>3050888
I have killed so many of these. They taste delicious but are so beautiful
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Shibe
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>>3050910
Be more specific or that's how you get Reign Of Fire, do you want Reign Of Fire? No
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>>3050910
Blow up that Anon!
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a cute twink
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>>3050484
A docile crocodile.
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>>3050484
Human sized (by weight I guess) parrot, with improved human level (or higher) smarts.
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>>3051503
birdfuckers are disgusting
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Maybe these or a female alicorn with milk-filled breasts
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>>3050484

*Ahem*
niggers
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I'd wish for my dead cat to be brought back in her prime. Lidda, it's been rough without you, girl.
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>>3051509
I didn't even specify sex you know.
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>>3050498
Nice one, Shmuel
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ill wish for a dragon or some powerful fast demonic creature that can go both physical and non-physical mode, can teleport anywhere, can be invisible, is loyal, and can fuck shit up, all my rude ass neighbors and bullies would fucking pay, the demon would rip their head off an throw it outside the earth's atmosphere, and the dragon would burn down the neighbors and bullies that gives me a hard time, the demon or dragon, we would be best friends.
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>>3051509
>he doesn't want to cuddle under wing and sniff that dust.
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>>3050888
This won't make it legal.
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Articuno. Fly on its majestic back and ice beam anyone I hate.
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>>3050484
A cat
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>>3050484
A tardigrade, but it's colonial, even more heavily armored than normal, can adapt to any environment, breeds really fast asexually, eats everything, beats the shit out of everyone, shits everywhere and is basically a complete and utter psychopath
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>>3050484
the bitch of your sister
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>>3051742
all of this until the cops dope them or kill you
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>>3051967
Based graygoofag
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>>3051503
Same, but bearded vulture
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>>3051743
Imagine the smell
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>>3050484
I mean some pokemon are LITERALLY god and could grant me infinite wishes.
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>>3051742
basedbasednasedbasedbasedbasedBASED
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If I wished for a standard dairy calf, would it also grant the resources and land necessary to house one? Because that's all that's stopping me.
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I’d want a sweet medium to large mutt who is lazy around the house but loves to go on long hikes too
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Nigger, but with CITES document for monkey (rear ape-like species), so I can legally own it.
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>>3050484
One of those penis creatures from Spore
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Deep sea isopod :)
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A queen metroid that obeys my orders, same with her offspring.

I can conquer the world with them unless someone invents freezeguns. Everyone i hate has to run to the fucking arctic to be safe
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>>3050484
Werewolf bf
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Harpy eagle sized macaw.
Or macaw sized harpy eagle
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Gimme a griffin that's as smart as a human and I'll be happy.
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A pet fox that has the behavior of a dog, and has an indefinite life span.
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>>3051917
I don't even care anymore I just need one.
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A Ditto
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Ridley because having a space pirate dragon captain as my loyal servant would be fucking cool.
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>>3050484
A planet sized telepathic seal that balances the moon on its nose and demands for seafood sacrifices.
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>>3050484
An anime cat girl sex slave
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>>3050484
A fucking dragon. I'm more interested in killing than fucking. Really, don't give me a genie.
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A pet genie that grants unlimited wishes, checkmate
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>>3051408

As you command, Stan, Stan and only Stan
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I'd like harpy.
>>3056950
Basic.
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>>3050484
I would love for an apatosaurus/brontosaurus. would love for it to have parthenogenesis so it can clone itself and have babies I can share with the world. or just raise my own on my private bronto reserve
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Probably the ultimate chimera from mother 3 cause then if it annoys me I can turn it off
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>>3057013
yikes
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>>3050914
That's nothing to feel bad about, anon. Deer are so overpopulated that you did what's best for deer in the long run. If you didn't shoot them they would have probably died early of starvation, disease, or been hit by a car. Not to be depressing but more people should hunt deer and eat venison.

Plus it's more humane to shoot a deer than to buy meat from a tortured factory-farm cow.
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Fuck it I'd give into my childhood dreams and ask for a Tyrannosaurus rex that only requires as much food and produces as much waste as a tegu, is completely affectionate and obedient to me, comes with an easy to put on and remove saddle, and is immune to all manner of weather, and can grant me and as many individuals as I want my ideal form of immortality. For it's safety it must also be bulletproof because fuck losing a goddamn Trex to some trigger happy cop or fuckass hunter looking to mount a head on a wall. Also just to fuck with feather fags it has to be completely scaly.
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>>3050910
*gives you a Komodo dragon*
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>>3057113
That is my worst nightmare. What the hell is wrong with you. Even if it was completely obediant and loved me the stress I'd have from it on a daily basis of just sheer terror towards it would give me a heart attack. No thank you.
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A chimp but hes just a bro and doesnt rip peoples faces off.
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>>3050498
Kill this one first
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>>3050531
Be honest. How long would it take for you to turn in into something to fuck?
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I wish for genie DNA



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