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Big Guy Edition
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first, let get this out of the way
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>>2950908
You
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>>2950920
You just know he doesn't because of the fact that he's still alive.
I mean, look at the damn size of that creature.
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>>2950926
Imagine being a horselet
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>>2950978
they often try to compensate it with toughness but there's also sadness.
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>>2950908
That shirt
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I like these, their fur is really thick.
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>>2951029
>the one on the right
holy fuck, can't tell if shoop or pregnant
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>>2951042
They are just like these. They are Yakutsk horses (i've seen them in person). And there weather is not very nice.
>In Siberia, annual temperatures fluctuate between +38 and −70 °C (+100 and −94 °F) and winter may last for 8 months.[5] Yakutian horses are kept unstabled year-round, and in the roughly 800 years that they have been present in Siberia, they have developed a range of remarkable morphologic, metabolic and physiologic adaptions to this harsh environment.
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>tfw manlet
>tfw need platform to get on a horse
>tfw everything height appropriate for me are ponies
Why shouldn’t I just kms bros
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>>2951061
Because even though you're a manlet, it means you're not causing horses any real discomfort when you ride them (assuming you're not a ham planet). Horses will like you becausr you're easier to carry.
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>>2951061
There are some small breeds of horses. Like mongolian horse. So maybe find one of those for yourself?
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>>2951093
>>2951166
I’m a thiccer manlet. 188 lbs but 5’3. Tbf I could lose a couple pounds but I’m not just a lazy fat fuck, I’m a buff fat fuck. I weigh like 20 pounds over my BMI range just in lean muscle mass.
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>>2951190
>lazy
>buff
lol delusional fatties
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>>2951194
I think you read his post wrong there, friend. HE said he wasn't lazy.
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>>2951190
>5'3"
>188lbs
>FIVE FOOT THREE INCHES
>ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT POUNDS
>IM NOT LAZY FAT IM BUFF FAT
anon this is some high level delusions can you teach me how to cope this hard?
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>>2951190
Well, get yourself a heavy draft horse then, don't torture ponies.
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>>2951205
I’m a fat fuck, anon. I’m just not a lazy one. Some of the extra weight IS muscle. Some of it isn’t. It’s honestly like 50/50.
Even if I lost 20 lbs I would still be 20 lbs overweight just in lean muscle mass and I still want to lift even heavier things because yolo.

Do you still want to ree that a dude who eats a lot to be able to lift more next week weighs a couple extra pounds? I already feel like shit without seriously considering just inventing a new horse breed for heavier manlets.
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>>2951223
I can sit draft horses, anon. I just need a platform to get on and I’d rather not. I’m looking at buying my first horse btw. Should I just train one to kush like a camel lmfao
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Fuck I didn't saved that image where fat guy with Arch Linux shirt leads a big draft.
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>>2951227
Motorized retractable stirrups.
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>>2951231
Now I REALLY wanna kms
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Oh come on, imagine how great it would be on public?
It comes down, you put your leg on, click a button, it slowly lifts you up, you get on a saddle, applause.
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>>2951236
>>2951233
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>>2951236
I would literally rather invent a new horse breed.
Tbf I’m sure they would sell great to rich parents with fat kids.
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>>2951246
You can use a chariot. Just get yourself a Roman Empire outfit.
Can shetland pony carry a lot? They sure can pull.
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>>2951249
I want to ride, faggot. Quit acting like the two are so similar.
Tbf chariot racing would be cool to get into but still. Stop being a faggot.
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er, harness racing is a thing. you don't get to wear a frigging toga, but you're holding on for dear life on top of a thing that looks like it was built from scrap plumbing parts. go look it up on youtube it's like mad max but with horses
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also lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyG250knli0
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>>2950910
F
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>>2951224
If you’re as muscular as you say, you should be able to just place your hands flat at the front and back of the saddle and lift your body high enough to swing a leg over without putting too much pressure on one spot of the horse or trying to climb up a stirrup. Like you would to get out of a pool or back on a boat. That said, I also wear boots that give a bit more height.
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>>2951229
it's all yours, my friend
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now that we had shetty racing, let's have some drafthorse racing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh1VDS_4k_M
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drafties are the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNmseKx6-jA
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>watch one of those "WOW! sister trains horse how to lay down in my village primitive technology" videos on Youtube to see if they're still this stupid shit
>they are but this time I saw this

Justice = served
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>>2951190
>5'3
>188 pounds
>thicc
No. Please lose some weight before riding again.
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>>2940522
Someone from the last thread wanted this.
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>>2951423
My man
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¡
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>>2951336
I’m not very FLEXIBLE tbqh
>>2951417
Get fucked. There are horses big enough for my weight. And there’s nothing you can do to stop me from breeding two horses of different height and weight to see if I won’t get something averaged in between.
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>>2951441
>flexibility
Nah, you don’t have to do the splits or contort yourself all yoga like; just need steady arms and a decent core. Unless you’re an actual midget and your arms are shorter than your pelvis. Then you’re SOL
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>>2951369
handsome
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>>2951461
I do have t rex arms tbqh

My shoulders are kinda stiff and maybe I should work on that. Thanks for reminding me. My dumbass thought it was all in the legs.
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>>2951369
Link to a full video?
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>>2951340
>>2951266
I never could understand watching races (or running if its humans competing). It's so fucking boring, maybe if you make some stakes then it's not.
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>>2951423
Cute hoof boots. Do you know the story of this pic?
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>>2951560
I mean if seeing who the fastest is doesn’t excite you that’s understandable. I’ve been wondering about endurance races, but not ones on trails. Ones on a race track instead. Just to see which horse runs out of gas last or can run the most laps.

Maybe just maybe thoroughbred racehorses wouldn’t slip and fucking die so much if they ditched jockeys for racing horses at liberty. They’re just so far removed now from cavalry horses. All they’re meant for is going fast. I wonder if there’s any ancient thoroughbred sperm from when refrigeration was just barely invented.
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>>2951587
>”ok fillie just do the trick I taught you”
>”anon why do you have a camera-“
>”you want the carrots or not, slut?”
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>>2951612
Well, its the whole industry with pretty big money on a table so it's not surprising really.
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>>2951612
>Hey bob check this out, I just made a box that makes things colder than the outside. We can now keep foods from spoiling for far longer, reduce food waste, keep medicines from degrading, and maybe even contribute to the scientific pursuit of mankind! Just think of the possibilities!
>That's really cool joe but I need it to store all of this horse cum. Don't ask why, you wouldn't understand.
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>>2951614
Some horses would sell their soul for carrots.
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>>2951705
wait, I thought they actually produce them
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>>2951190
You absolute dumbshit. Lose some goddamn weight. Stop trying to force reality to fit your problem and just solve the problem.
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>>2951337
The judgement is visible.
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>>2951587
Just a horse got into someone's house and was smug all over their furniture.
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>>2951801
fat guy doesn't care, he has his :3 face on
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>>2951337
Thanks
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>>2951824
Wait, I thought that was horse spores
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>>2951935
Depends on the season. Most of the year it's just dust but if you're unlucky and inhale it at the wrong time, horses will grow inside your nose.
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>>2951935
If you breath them in you BECOME the horse
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https://youtu.be/f8WP5GWIMQY
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>>2952046

The fuck has this to do with horses?
Are you drunk?
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>>2951190
count calories cartman
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Why people joke so much about horsefuckers? Even normalfags do that. Do people really lust after horses that much?

Also can anyone recommend a good reliable academic book on horse behaviour? I might go handle some this summer and want to prepare.
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>>2952331
Horses have big dicks and normies find big dicks a point of amusement.
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>>2952331
Horses are objectively attractive and humor is how most people deflect uncomfortable things.
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>>2952331
They do seem to be the most common animal people find physically attractive. Probably just have the lines and features that triggers something in people. I guess sheep get targeted more because they're easy to get to but people seem to want to make love to horses more and some "joke" about it.
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>>2952331
Horses have qualities or physical attributes that our brains find healthy. For women, it's the muscles and the dong. For men, it's the round butts and winking. That's just a guess since the reverse happens to me the most. Most mares I've worked with winked at me or tried something when I was around them.
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>>2952331
A lot of people really really like this image. I guess it's just the shape.
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>>2952395
So mares are what we usually call degenerates basically?
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>>2952456
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>>2952456
When there aren't stallions around they'll definitely go for a human and they aren't shy about it, they even know where the junk is. I did meet a mare that kicked stallions and would only woo men though.
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I'd HIGHLY appreciate if you took this discussion to a board that is more appropriate for this sorta thing.
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>>2952483
It's just biology and animal behaviorism my dude, not /trash/ or /mlp/ shit.
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>>2952452
well yeah, it's a nice ass.
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>>2952483
Do you feel uncomfortable about your own desires?
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>>2952483
>Toxo poster
>Thinking he knows better
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>>2952483
>Complaining about academic-tier zoophilic conversation in the horse general
kek.
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>>2952563
Get your console wars tier normie animal feud the fuck out
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>>2952458
kek
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>>2952331
Can anyone help with a book?
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>>2952688
Like recommendations?
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>>2952690
If only there were less possible scams I'd probably get this.
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>>2952688
Nothing I’ve read really goes much into behavior in of itself. There are plenty of training guides that go into how to communicate and general behavior, but I didn’t think that was what you’re looking for.
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>>2952690
Does someone has scans of this?
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>>2951761
>>2952069
Get fucked. I’m just going to breed smashed and slammed horses and you can’t stop me.

Decided 15 hands is the tallest I’m willing to go, though shorter would obviously be more desirable. My ideal weight is going to be 1500 lbs.
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>>2953020
>>2951029
These are pretty smashed.
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>>2953025
I’ll smash them even harder with a draft stud.

Honestly I’ve always itched to go to Mongolia and buy a nice horse or two to bring back and breed. Who the lel wouldn’t want a Genghis Khan horse?
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>>2953008
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Penthorse-Spoof-On-Penthouse-Rare-Magazine-Studweiser-Add-Ass-Page-Hilarious-/282319521482#viTabs_0
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>>2952452
mares are literally the biggest thots on the planet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfDaUfYxQfA
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Can having 3 apple trees in reach of the horse make it go fat?
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>>2953130
And the stallions are literally friendzoned
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>>2953091
>>2953091
If you ever visit Mongolia, try horse meat. Tasty
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>>2953136
>eating your closest friends

Absolutely barbaric. Hope you get a hoof to the face.
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>>2951369
I'm new to horses, were there clear signals of discomfort in this case that indicated the imminent bite?
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>>2953130
>mfw all the comments are arabians just praising and blessing allah, plus a few latin americans telling how much they'd like to fuck that mare
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>>2953179
The horse looks tensioned as fuck while she's doing that stupid ass shit. Ears are folded back to her with almost no movement.
If you saw some other videos of those people you would have seen those women have absolutely no idea how to act around horses and often do absolutely idiotic shit like tapping into the face of the horse dozens of time, then pausing and then tapping right into the face while the horse gets visibly upset. They probably chose the most calm horses because an average horse would have lost their shit and stomped the living piss out of them way earlier and totally justified.

There's a group of really strange guys who keep mass-uploading videos of some women robotically stroking horses and put some idiotic gibberish engrish in the title. Apparently they kinda make money this way but it's beyond me how since they often get removed and spawn anew like cancer and I think to get monetized a channel has to be around for quite a while with a certain amount of subscribers and/or viewers. But I guess they just brute force spam the shit out of YT until something sticks long enough to rake in some money.
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>>2953198
What do i search for to look at this?
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>>2953214
Usually "horse how to" will spit out tons of that shit, especially when you filter it for this month
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>>2952456
>>2953130

Give them nice scratches and lots of treats and by estrus they'll be all over you and pressing their butts in your face. I wish I wasn't kidding.
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>>2953280
*was

>inb4 freudian slip
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>>2953217
I got a ton of "how to draw horse" videos kek.
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>>2953198
I love how precise and smooth this horse at biting her. It isn't some panic bite. Sees target, chooses where to bite, locks on and delivers.
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>>2953300
The nip doesn't even look that bad.
Whoever got REALLY bitten by a horse who really meant it knows how bad it can be.
Almost looks like most was even just lips.
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>>2953324
pretty sure the nip is a flip
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>>2953008
Just ordered a copy there. Going to leave it on the nightstand.
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>>2953333
Nice numerals.
Does that edition even have anything special in it? Isn't that just a strange cover or did they actually go through all that hassle to make a really strange issue?
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>>2953335
Was looking through the ad and it's a full magazine. Just a magazine of horse puns and lewds.
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>>2953336
Didn't expect it to be a full magazine. That's actually impressive.
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>>2953338
Yeah, I'll post some of the good good when it arrives.
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>>2953339
Oh shit, that would be great. Thanks, Anon.
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>>2953300
>>2953198
>>2953179
It also happened before.
The horses don't put up with this shit for a lot longer.
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>>2953136
>>2953143
>eating cow good
>eating horse bad
Stfu
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>>2953347
Why does some retard shit up the thread for horse enthusiasts with this tired shit every time? If someone continually shitposted about eating dogs in the dog general or cat in the cat general you'd just call them an edgy retard.
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>>2953347
If you want to continues this it's also funny how most vegans and vegetarians are in favor of abortion and it's totally fine for them
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>>2953336
Very cool
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>>2953343
>Putting that thick of a chain and then using a million hook snaps and rings to provide a shitton of possible failure points.
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>>2953349
Horses don’t nearly produce the methane that cattle do and their meat is also much leaner. They would be a healthier alternative to beef for both you and the planet, but you have to be a fucking idiot and compare a hoofed animal that gains a thousand pounds in a couple years eating grass and grass alone to dogs and cats.
>>2953350
Vegans are all up in arms about animals being raised for food no matter how well treated they are yet have no problem terminating their own fetus so they can have more consequenceless sex and terminate more fetuses.
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>>2953349

Personally wouldn't eat horse. Can't see their meat being good at all. Decades of decades of breeding to make them more lean and muscular. I know it is a delicacy in Europe.

I've had wolf, which I'd assume is a fairly similar taste (if not better, based on a richer diet) to dog. It's a very tough, fibrous, stringy meat. Wolf also has a really bad smell. Like sweet but extremely dirty swamp water. It's hard to explain, but extended family told me it was the normal smell when they had me try it. The over all taste wasn't actually bad, but it isn't a pleasant 'eating' food, if you know what I mean.
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>>2953615
Meat horses are of a different breed. There are even something like "marble beef" kind.
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>>2953655

I feel I'd have to go to Europe to taste it. Because they round up everything in the us for slaughter. Old thoroughbreds, arabians, warmbloods, paints seem to be the most common.
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>>2953658
Not sure about europe. I tasted it in some parts of Russia. (and had some from Kazakhstan and Mongolia). There are a special breeds for that. Kinda feel guilty because I like horses, but can't deny it's tasty.
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>>2953658
And about what you described, it exists too and it's disgusting practice
>Abuse horse to get money
>Horse is getting ill from abuse
>Why pay for a vet, just sell it for meat and buy a new one
> repeat
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>>2953589
Nah you have to be the edgy looser that continually trolls threads for attention. Total friendless edgelord everybody knew in highschool. If you don't get it you're genuinely autistic.
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>>2953130
Is this normal behaviour? Her tail barely moves.
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>>2953718
That particular breed of horse has this show-off stance 24/7 it seems
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>>2953719
And all those horse noises? is that much of them ok?
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>>2953689
Okay faggot, just don’t come after me because of your feefees when I actually do raise horses for consumption. Which will be this year.
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>>2953909
Yeah, sure you got tons of proof of that sonny jim
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>>2953658
>>2953668
My country exports plenty of horses for slaughter mainly to Italy or France, but I'm pretty sure we don't breed a whole lot of them for that purpose alone. They're nearly all retired saddle horses.
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>>2953922
I’ll have to get some LGDs to rip throats out of any faggots that trespass on my property to liberate horses or whatever, honestly.
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>>2953816
what do you expect? she's in heat as fuck and the others can't get to her.
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>>2953931
Yeah that's some real proof you've posted there you absolute joke of a man. I'd be surprised if you could prove you've moved out of your mother's house never mind actually owning land. Absolute LARPer.

>rip throats out of
You take that straight from your furry fanfic?
You own absolutely fuck all. You're a joke pretending like you'll always be.
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>>2953931
Kek
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>>2953930
They are probably that tasty. And it's really cruel, I don't like that way at all.
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>>2953987
not that*
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>>2953674

Yeah it is sad.
But on the otherside of the coin is what.
Retire to pasture life with constant pain? Or be bought by an Amish guy and abused further. Sadly the only options for auction horses. Few are scooped up by someone with the intention of vetting them immediately and even then they cherry pick the most healthy horses from the lot. You could euthanize them, but at least at slaughter there is some use to the meat.
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>>2952452
Would.
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>>2953955
I’m a farmer, anon. I just wanted to anonymously discuss horses but ok faggot everybody who’s accomplished more than you is just LARPing.
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>About to die
>See a bright white light
>Wake up
>See this
What do?
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>>2954078
How about not abusing a horse so hard? I understand that profit and moralfaging do not go together(except rare cases), but maybe just a little bit of it?
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>>2950908
does his shirt say "fuck my dick" ??
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>>2951337
Is that a fucking Arch shirt?
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>>2954258
>Tfw you will never be this comfy
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>>2954149
Nice proof ;^) everybody totally believes you
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>>2954258
Imagine the smell.
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>>2954258

He fucks the horse
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>>2954258
god i wish that were me
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>>2954415
What makes you think so?
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>>2954186
probably die
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>>2954412
horses can be housebroken
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>>2954458
Maybe, but maybe a smaller breed then? Even ponies are of the size of a large dog
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>>2954505
Imagine how scared it is of everything.
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>>2954533
Can't be easy being a tiny horse in a big world
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>>2954455
Come on, anon. He's probably right. Check out that arm wrap: The man is in love.
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>>2954537
You would need to protect that too from all these dogs and cats. How big it will grow?
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>>2954533
In my experience the smaller horses are way tougher than the mid sized ones. The average mid size ones are the ones getting spooped the easiest by everything
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>>2954656
That's the full size. Protect it from animals same as you would.
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>>2954662
>That's the full size.
doubt.jpeg2000
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>>2954660
But this one is not just "small" it looks tiny
Maybe it'll grow quite big though.
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>>2954664
If it's Einstein then yeah that's as large as the horse will get.
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>>2954505
does this one still have the brain function of a normal sized one?
could you make it learn the usual dressage moves?
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>>2954687
would probably just tip over while the big ones would laugh about it
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>>2954745
that's nice, sweaty
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>>2954687
Fallabellas are 1/1000th the size of a regular horse and live longer and are more intelligent, there's no reason the horse there can't be as or more intelligent as a full sized. Just if there's any impairment from dwarfism.
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>>2954748
You really can
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>>2954872
scary.
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>>2954748
Spooped level: Spooped
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>>2954872
That's a good illustration of the mattress I want to make. Imagine a slab of about 40 of those lips but they're disembodied and they do that on command while you're sleeping.
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>>2954965
oh fuck, it's you again
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>>2954349
Anon, this is 4chan. Just go to facebook if you’re going to be a faggot about having anonymous discussions.
>>2954748
>”My carrot cake!”
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>>2955092
Horse, what are you doing?
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>>2955093
such precision
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>>2954965
Now that is some nightmare fuel.
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>>2955093
What a good girl.
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>>2955092
me on the left
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>>2955092
So gentle
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>>2954258
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>tfw the new yearling got into the yeast store and ate all the yeast

Have to keep her away from the heat lamp in case she starts to rise
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>>2955538
these ate all of it
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>the gymnastics this mare does just for getting her leg scratched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1T4iIs5s5c

lmao
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>>2955665
They really love that. I don't know if it's an old mare thing because it's an older horse that does some weird things if you destroy her inner leg.
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>>2950908
God fucking damn it
i'm getting nostalgia from a thread i made in /b/ about horse genitals
that thread turned into the best thread of all time
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>>2955683
I was probably in that thread
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>>2955679
I guess it's because they can not really reach there easily. Must be absolutely horrible to not scratch you where it itches for months non stop.
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>>2955683
>>2955688
>visiting /b/
>after 2007
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>>2955679
It looks like a lot of dander is coming off; perhaps the horse's grown-in winter coat is starting to shed, and the lady's helping it along with her scratching.
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>>2955690
I need to get a video of it, her nose collapses in on itself.
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>>2955665
>That licking/nipping reflex.
Cute. Strange how many animals do that, but not humans.
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>>2955703
Yeah, that's what this dude >>2951823 does with the shovel
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>enough internet for today, Anon.
>to bed with you.
>lights out at 10.
>I'll check!
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>>2955790
>Ywn have a horse mom
Why is this world so cruel?
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>>2955806
imagine having a horse mom and a deer wife
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>>2955789
I really really really like this image
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>>2955815
Me too.
Whoever made it has my eternal gratitude.
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>>2955789
>a horse has almost certainly been banned from this site at some point
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>>2955790
But moooooom I'm raiding with my guild on world of horsecraft I can't just pause it.
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>>2955811
Nobody could handle that.
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>>2952365
Can you really measure that?
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>>2954186
Stick each hand in an ear to warm up.
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>>2955913
>Run a study about "the impact of positive imagery on happiness"
>Put people in a room one at a time
>Show 1/3rd pictures of just scenery
>1/3 pictures of scenery with pictures of attractive women/men depending on their orientation mixed in
>1/3 pictures like before, but with aesthetic horses including vaguely sexual aspects mixed instead of humans
>Survey them after viewing the pictures
>ask questions about regular shit, but also questions about their current sexual mood
The study name, the non-sexual questions, and showing scenery is to blind the participants of the study's true purpose. The scenery only and attractive humans tests are controls. The hypothesis is that average scores for sexual questions is higher for both the humans and horses tests. I've never heard of such a study being conducted, but I know humans pretty well so I'm very sure there would be a positive result.
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>>2955960
I think many would suspect something about horsefuckery if you ask them "current sexual mood" after showing them "aesthetic horses including vaguely sexual aspects" and would deny that.
I was thinking about hooking them up to some medical equipment and measuring their parameters more while showing them stuff, but wouldn't this equipment affect measurements?
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>>2955972
Typical humans are not that suspicious about such things. Think from the perspective of a normie who rarely thinks critically even when it really matters. You're told this is a study about happiness, that you'll be shown completely random images from a large set of positive imagery, and what you see is a bunch of images of scenery and horses. Some of the pictures give you funny feelings but those suppressed and forgotten because you're normal and normal people don't have those thoughts. A few questions about sexuality mixed into questions about general happiness wouldn't be noticed. But there are many other measurements you could take as well, I just didn't include them for sake of simplicity. For example: You can sit these people in front of a monitor with a camera in it (this is so normal nobody would even notice) and perform retinal tracking to determine where they're looking on the images, and you can have the subject manually click through the images and measure how long they spent on each one. There's much you can do to measure sexual response in indirect ways, and cross validate them to ensure you're testing the right thing.
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>>2955913
it's pretty common knowledge that horse mating is hotter than it should be
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>>2955992
I guess I now need to find a person that can conduct such study and give them an idea, if it was not done before.
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>>2955992
>be normalfag
>participate in some "study about happenes"
>decide to check the results and what makes people happy
>"In our study we have found that 90% of subjects tested got sexually aroused when shown pictures of pretty horses"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2955992
>>2956203
I'm not saying you're right but some horse drawings look kinda suspicious.

This one is from 1902.
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>>2956350
Doesn't look suspicious to me. Except some weird anatomy on right horse.
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>>2954745

why do horses have such amazing bodies?
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>>2956395
We bred them to be strong, and we tend to accidentally select for beauty/cuteness along with the consciously desired traits when breeding animals for domestication.
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>>2956435
>select for beauty/cuteness
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Horses look quite pretty from all angles, EXCEPT the top, in which they look like a sack of potatoes.
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>>2956579
Every mortal creature has an angle where they look pretty terrible.
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>>2956579
well from the top you look like a doorknob
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I heard that carrots make a horse's coat shiny. Is that true? If so, why?
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>>2956435
>accidentally
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>>2956730
lol. I know what you're getting at, but it's true. Domesticated animals usually become cuter. Unless the breeding is conducted absolutely by the numbers, bias will slip in.
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>>2956792
Yeah, I know, that experiment with foxes showed that too (sad that they gone out of funds).
I hope selection "for cuteness" only would never exist, or we will end up with SMASHED AND SLAMMED horses that have a shitton of health problems.
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>>2956797
We already have that. Some Arabian horses have utterly destroyed noses. Breeding purely for looks (and not health) is a horrible thing.
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>>2956830
I've searched for that and it's not even pretty, it's ugly. Of course it might be angle of the shot, but probably just ugly and more of "exotics" rather than good look. But hey, exotics sell well and for a good price.
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>tfw couldn't catch the disappearing ghost horse in my dream before waking up
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>>2956920
be glad.
if you caught it it would have been worse because you couldn't take it into the overworld anyways.
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>>2956920
Why do you think you dream about horses?
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>>2957089
they're so dreamy
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>>2956920
At least it wasn't the jelly foal dream.
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OK
YOU ALL ARE FUCKING RIPE TO GET ROYALLY SPOOPED ON

HERE YOU FUCKING GO
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imagine having a horse with emphasized eyebrows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QNPVs6uIxs

>:3
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>his head isn't a rectangle
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>>2957506
those are some chunky bois
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>>2955790
>>2955789
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>>2957454
I'm not clicking that
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>>2957530
YOU BETTER CLICK THAT
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>>2957536
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME I DON'T WANT TO BE SPOOPED
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>>2957454
cute
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These horse threads make me want to go find some horses and pet them.
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>>2957708
There might be a horse sanctuary near you, and lots of them do tours.
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>>2957708
Just don't sneak up behind them real quiet and then yank on their tail while REEEEE ing
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>>2957789
Kek
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>>2957789
most efficient way to turn a reeeeeeing into a rearing!
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>>2957894
Wouldn't it just crush your skull with a kick?
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>>2957909
Yes
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when horse and owner are big guys
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imagine someone manhandling your ears while you blink, contemplating your life choices
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Guys, I don't think my mechanic knows what he's doing.
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How can you tell if it's stallion or mare not looking at genitals? Looking at form of a nose or eyes maybe?
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>>2958481
Sounds a bit gay but I can usually tell by looking at them from behind a stall. Maybe it's subconscious thing you pick up after looking at them for a million years.
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Honest question, why do you like horses?
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>>2958555
Going fast, mostly. When you’re in sync, it feels like you’re flying.
Horses also have very soft noses to pet gently. I can’t think of much else I like that you wouldn’t also say about any other pet.
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>>2958481
stallions usually have bigger necks
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imagine taming/imprinting was your job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON9TTXU5xf4
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>>2958555
They look great and have a very "kind"(can't think a better way to describe that) look.
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a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be
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>>2958711
this is your brain on carrots
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>>2958727
>Just hand over the oats and no one gets hurt
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Anyone got the link to that documentary following the mini horse rescued from that german brothel?
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>>2950908
Do you think girls like big horses?
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>>2958919
Damn. She's crying out because her fetus is being digested. In some way you can tell she know's it's for the best though.
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>>2958893
There are brothels for degenerates now in Germany?
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They're here illegally. They're bringing milk. They're bringing cheese. They have to go back.
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>>2958767
This horse look so sad
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>>2958555
They're one of the few animals that are big and cute.
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>>2959145
COWS PLEASE LEAVE
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>>2959245
haha bossmare showing who's boss
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How do you get a horse to lick your hand?
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>>2959351
Get sweaty, it will go for that salt i think.
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>>2959351
I have found it varies greatly from horse to horse. I know horses that like people that never lick hands, horses that kind of like people that'll lick then nibble/nip, and horses that love people and will try to lick your arm off.
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Y’all ever just feel like a horse in a human body
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I'm unironically addicted to carrots (I eat like a kilo each day raw) so maybe.
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>>2959917
neigh. funny joke. laugh
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>>2957752
I have found some ponies that offered rides for kids nearby and fullfilled my desires there.
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>>2960106
>Fulfilling your desires with ponies
Anon, I-
>pet them
Oh, of course. Such purity is to be expected of /horse/ general!
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>>2959971
>a kilo of raw carrots each day

Holy fuck, Anon.
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>>2959917
>Y’all ever just feel like a horse in a human body
I imagine that would be pretty uncomfortable
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People say I clear my throat like a horse.
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>>2960437
as long as it's not burping
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It would be good if they released a room deodorizer with horse smells.
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>>2959971
I hope they're not orange carrots or you're in big troubles.
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>>2960510
why?
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>>2960238
Seriously, ponies with their thick manes are top-tier animal to pet.
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>>2960519
A kilo a day is too much beta carrotene. You'll turn orange.
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>>2960725
B-but they are so tasty and deliciously crunchy...
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>>2960732
Eat the purple and white ones then you horse
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>>2960735
I live in a shithole so no such option.
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>>2960838
Huh, they're cheaper here.
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>>2960963
>no skin
>but has a dick
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>>2959145
can you ride a cow? has it been done before?
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>>2951042
heavily pregnant.
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>>2955703
horses are prone to exczema. a thick bristled brush and special cream/moisturizer does wonders.
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>>2952395
>winked at you

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