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>tfw no large lizard that acts like a dog
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>>2939283
none of them act like dogs. they have different brains.
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Black and White Argentinian Tegu is the closest you'll get, and even then they're not all as personable as you see on youtube videos.

Get a dog if you want a dog
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>>2939283
I have a tamed out female asian water monitor, she is about as tame as the come but I would never trust her with any other small animal around. They are completely different that dogs and people who get them with the intention of making them "puppy dog tame" often fail.
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>>2939283
A lizard will never love you
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>>2940117
Neither will your wife but it hasn't stopped you.
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>>2939661
You are acting like a dog right now.
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>>2939283
Here's a dog.
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literally an impossibility. they dont have the part of the brain that produces the chemical and reactions that makes emotions like love, compassion, and trust possible in the first place.
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>>2940177
Kek only khv things
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>>2940177
Upset they your inbred bearded dragon is just a shitty hipster pet?
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>>2940533
NO NO NO STOP IT MY MONITOR LOVES ME YOU'RE LYING
AAAAAAAAAA
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>>2939283
You don't want large lizards inside the house, believe me. They're a pain.
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>>2940932
how the fuck do they manage shit like this
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>>2940533
Reptiles can trust you but everything else is true
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>>2940947
Jewish magic
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Monitors are overrated. Skinks are the best lizards.
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>>2940932
pretty clearly photoshopped
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>>2941077
no those look like taxidermized husks



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