>tfw no large lizard that acts like a dog
>>2939283none of them act like dogs. they have different brains.
Black and White Argentinian Tegu is the closest you'll get, and even then they're not all as personable as you see on youtube videos. Get a dog if you want a dog
>>2939283I have a tamed out female asian water monitor, she is about as tame as the come but I would never trust her with any other small animal around. They are completely different that dogs and people who get them with the intention of making them "puppy dog tame" often fail.
>>2939283A lizard will never love you
>>2940117Neither will your wife but it hasn't stopped you.
>>2939661You are acting like a dog right now.
>>2939283Here's a dog.
literally an impossibility. they dont have the part of the brain that produces the chemical and reactions that makes emotions like love, compassion, and trust possible in the first place.
>>2940177Kek only khv things
>>2940177Upset they your inbred bearded dragon is just a shitty hipster pet?
>>2940533NO NO NO STOP IT MY MONITOR LOVES ME YOU'RE LYINGAAAAAAAAAA
>>2939283You don't want large lizards inside the house, believe me. They're a pain.
>>2940932how the fuck do they manage shit like this
>>2940533Reptiles can trust you but everything else is true
Monitors are overrated. Skinks are the best lizards.
>>2940932pretty clearly photoshopped
>>2941077no those look like taxidermized husks