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Get the fuck in here.

This is a motherfucking Raccoon thread.
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I'm serious, you won't like it if I get angry chitters.
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>>2932621
*ahem*
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>>2932629
what? do you not like my sweet raccoons?
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Coon is our word.
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not quite the same, but still sweet
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wholesome stuff right here
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>not making this Raccoon General #4

One job.
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>>2932629
FUCK POSSUMS
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I wish opossums would look like raccoons.
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albino cooony
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>>2932621
NO! THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS YA DAMN COON!
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>>2932569
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The ULTIMATE snoot
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THICC
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>>2932569
Don't Raccoons have turbo autisim by default?
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>>2934516

But that's a ferret
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>>2936542
What is autism in an animal?
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I love this thread.
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>>2937242

Delet this. This is happy thread.

F though.
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>>2937242
This little fella is the reason I found out how awesome and cute raccons are.
I watched his channel "Oreo and friends" he was so smart. I wish they were legal to have as pets
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>>2937249
thinkingemoji
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sorry...
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>>2937985
what is happening now?
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>>2932634
Lel
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Hello
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>>2932569
When my dad was a kid his family found a baby racoon who's mother had died, raised him and named him Snoopy.
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Where are the slashes eg /coon/ general and where is the discord link? It's not official or worthy without those two key things.
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raccoons are nasty little shits and smell awful
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This takes me back to when I lived on 50 acres of farmland in rural PA. If you let them live the fuckers would get into everything, buy most importantly the barn food stock. Spent a night weekly camped out back playing Pokemon on my DS fat shooting the bastards, then turn around and use them as bait for the coyote and shoot those sons of bitches too. A well hunted ranch is a proper ranch.
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>>2942209

So they’re just like literally every other wild animal?
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>>2937240
a cat.
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>>2945109

JUST
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>>2937985

Thats racist
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Hello friends, fellow "coon" reporting for duty!
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Why is this sexy, I don't want this to be sexy, uh
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I had raccoons living in my roof two times. Ask me anything.
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>>2948021

did you kill them?
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>>2948021

Thats a cool coon
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>dark necessities is part of my design
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>>2948409
[Slap bass intensifies]
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>>2934006
i bet you could breed and domesticate them
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>>2948542
>>2948409

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eteFo483GUs

Literally the best creature on this planet
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>>2947941
Well, it's gay porn. I may have news for you
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Boop
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>>2951090
gimme sugar pillow
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>>2948106
Nah. I tried to make their life unpleasant, though, because they kept robbing me my sleep. But after a particularly noise week I really wanted to kill them if I'd had the chance.
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>>2952118

Don't be a fag anon. They just want to live, no their fault you can't tie down your brainlet tier trash cans.
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>>2952128
They weren't in our trash cans. They literally just lived in our roof. I think they lived off of fruit trees and the like.

Also, as I said, I didn't kill them.
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>>2952131

Where do you live?
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>>2952138
More or less right next to where they were originally introduced in 1934 because people back then thought it was a good idea to bring them over.
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>>2952141

Ohhh, I had a feeling you were in europe. Yeah, I kinda feel bad that they released them there. Now they get into everything with their little paws. But, if they are living in your roof, you should get them relocated.
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>>2952146
Well, they were there during spring and summer last year and the year before that. There is no way to relocate them. Usually when you hire someone to put up traps they kill them.
Last year we finally bothered our landlord enough and he had some guy install an electric fence right under the roof. Since then the fuzzy menace hasn't been a problem anymore.
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>>2937242
F

Really is a shame. Under less stressful conditions (and maybe just more luck), raccoons raised in captivity can live up to 25 years.

Did some research into rodents with the longest lifespans, after realizing that rats and ferrets are super awesome but only live like 5 years or less. Raccoon topped the charts, runner-up went to the "Eastern Gray Squirrel", a.k.a "Any of Those Big Gray Squirrels You See Almost Everywhere in North America", which can live up to 23 years in captivity.
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>>2952152

I really want a pet raccoon. If I ever move out of this state, thats probably what I'll do. Probably just dedicate a room to get torn up with their mischievousness.
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Oh shit it's a possgang
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Higher res version for people who like it
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Your new neighbor’s kids are peeping toms! But they still so cute.
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this used to be a nice neighborhood...
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>>2955094

Look at that gaze.
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>>2955094
thats some blair witch shit right there.
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>>2955094
Did someone rattle a garbage can?
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raccoons are basically pokemon.
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spooked coons.
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~ohayo gozaimasu~
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Not a good camera pic but this raccoon is sleeping in a tree outside my window and he looks pretty massive. I doubt you guys will spot him easily but he's there!
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>>2932722
Racoons don't into rules
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This one time I was walking somewhere at night and saw something out of the corner of my eye that went around a corner or into some bushes. Only saw it for an instant, it was quite large, with a white body, and black and white ringed tail. I had no idea what the fuck it was at the time, pretty spooky. Didn't know they came in so many different colors. Wish I could have seen the whole thing. The one standing on the lower left is the closest thing I could find that resembled it, except theres too much dark fur.
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>>2932621
he cute
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I wonder who could be behind this thread.
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Damn these cunts are FAT as fuck, they're bigger than cats, aren't they?
How do you even house these things? I like raccoons and everything, I think they're cute but I can't honestly imagine myself actually housing or attempting to take care of one of them, they seem like high maintenance pet.
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>coon realizes his neet days are over...
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>>2969586

We all know it’s you, NEET possum.
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So when will raccoons replace humans as the dominant species on Earth?
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>>2970562
>kill random dude in elvish/glass/ebony armor
>look for body for ten minutes
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>>2964601
someone who can draw should create one of those "life cycle of" where raccoons start out as just a dog nose
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Get the fuck out of my attic!
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>>2932595
What beautiful glass eyes you have.
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Absolutely shitty photo, but:
>be me
>go for midnight snack run
>see three raccoons hanging out near the church
>run upstairs, fetch them my old bread
>toss it to them
>one is so delighted he starts to climb up the balcony
>know that these guys are a tad aggressive (I can hear them fight)
>don't want him getting into the house
>go back inside

Did I do the right thing, /an/? Is feeding raccoons okay? I really want to get closer to them, but I also don't want to overstep my bounds and do something stupid.
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>>2971357
If possible, set aside a specific "drop spot" for food, where you can observe from safety indoors. They're smart enough to get into a routine and check the same spot if they know there's safe food there, and they won't bother you if they see you because they know you're the food man.
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>>2971361
>indoors
Because raccoons are aggressive?

>smart enough...food man
I was shocked at how quickly they realised what was happening. I threw only three pieces of bread, they maybe saw me throw one piece, and this little guy immediately realised I am the source of food and came for me.
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>>2939533
kek
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>>2970709
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I saw a racoon once, he waved and said racoona matata
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Give it a few million years.
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>he didn't wash his raccoon
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>>2962927
I love tanukis. I wish I can have both a raccoon and tanuki as a pet.
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>>2969586
gosh dang it possum, get a job!
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They're cute and all, but I still have a grudge against them for stealing the bait from a bear trap (relax, it was a humane barrel trap) that we had out to handle a bear that was eating our garbage. Because of course we needed more animals getting in our shit.
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