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This monkey has a better body than you.
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>>2916198
ummm.. anon...
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>>2916198
He can’t swim, he can’t even throw a spear
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>>2916198
Who could eat more bibbles in a sibble, a pibble or a mibble?
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>>2916198
That's an ape not a monkey, retard.
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I wonder what a gorilla put on a bodybuilder program would look like
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>>2916333
They live in forsests and they are covered in fur. Humans adapted to live in plains and had to develop melanin to fight the sun
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>>2916333
There are black people with that shade though
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>>2916198
there's honestly few animals i hate in this world more than chimps. other great apes are fine, but something about these fuckers just makes me absolutely seethe and i have no clue why.
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>>2916359
Maybe because they are somewhat similar to humans in their worst aspects?
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>>2916198
Few more years and this will be a racist post that will get you fired.
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>>2916198
OUCH!
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>chimps are known to be from twice to thrice times stronger the average male

>orangutans tend to be from 4 to 5 times stronger the average male

>gorilas go from 8 to 10 times stronger than the average male

Humans werent mean to envolve, we are SAVAGE, being part of the system, going to college, being civilized, having a job, dressing, having CULTURE, makes you literally a total KEK lm@o at your life, you will never be alpha status, if you didnt take the ape pill you will never get to your full potential

>How do i go apemode ?

>not showers
>not clothing
>not home
>eat nothing but fruits and vegetables, maybe small insects
>naked 24/7 SKERE
>living on the trees, always hitting those pull ups and muscle ups for MAXIMAL ancestral strenght gains
>sprint and jump over people for domimance gains
>masturbate as much as you can, impregnate as many women as you can
>no money

the only way you can get beastly strong and full alpha is taking the apepill, otherwise enjoy being that 30 year old guy at the gym doing lat pulldowns and dying on the geriatric with your pants shit
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>>2916417
Based
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>>2916333
Dude just needs some cocoa butter he looks ashy as fuck.
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>>2916417
you just changed my life bro
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>>2916198
Sumo wrestlers would like to have a word with you.
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>>2916198
Holy shit if you squint your eyes it looks liks a black person.
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>>2916327
Could it be that we don't actually know the true strength a gorilla is capable of because we've never put one through training?
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>>2916198
>do you even lift, cousin ?
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>>2916417
>living on the trees, always hitting those pull ups and muscle ups for MAXIMAL ancestral strenght gains
Men cannot live in trees anymore, that is why we have strong legs and weak arms unlike apes in the first place.
Tarzan larping is nice on paper but you will end up with biceps tearing and shoulder dislocations in two days.
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>>2916327
probably not that much bigger, chimps and most animals have natural steroids in their bodies and do nothing but walk and climb around all day while eating naturally nutricous diets. they're already putting their bodies to work
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>>2916359
I'd go on a chimp hunting safari.
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>>2916325
apes are monkeys, idiot.
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>>2916198
It also has a better brain than you.
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>>2916508
apes have different attachment points for muscles that increase the moment-arm of the joint.
their joints are also more stable but more restricted in degrees of freedom.

the rusult is literally that apes vs humans is STR vs DEX.

apes are naturally stronger but far less dextrous.
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A champion boxer is capable of generating 1,000-1,400 pounds of force with their strikes. Having more raw strength won't allow it to creatively increase it's striking power or avoid incoming attacks. It would only have an advantage in grappling.
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>>2916359
Because they're stupid but extremely cruel and sadistic. Chimps love to torture and mutilate animals that they catch before they kill them, literally dismembering them alive. Kind of like how blax are dumber than rocks but at the same time total violent sociopaths.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a5609/chimpanzee-attack-0409/
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>>2916333
>so desperate to bring up race that he ignores the entire point of Africans having melanin
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>>2916776
i believe they cannot control how much muscle they use. like, they cant necessarily be gentle while we can.
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>>2916985
Humans have been psychos for most of their history dude. even now.
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>>2916198
Imagine if you fed a gorilla or a chimpanzee steroids
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>>2916198
What is that thing, 400lbs?
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>>2917142

Ya humans are extremely adaptable, in the right conditions we'd gladly dismember live humans (example middle east muslims)
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>>2916198
I mean that's not saying much but okay.
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>>2916739
>limited food supply
>cardio
>minimum effort at all times
Yeah, nah. If you look at hunter-gatherers, sure, they're in good shape but nowhere near comparable to a bodybuilder.
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>>2917186
>400
chimps aren't even remotely that big, more like 90-130
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>>2916198
its african american you racist
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>>2916198
I bet 99% of white girls would fuck this.
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>>2917277
body builders are all form and no function
power lifters are the actual muscle
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>>2917685
Besides the point.
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>>2917186
JAMIE
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>>2916417
>>eat nothing but fruits and vegetables, maybe small insects
chimps and bonobos have been observed and documented hunting for small mammalian prey like monkeys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQq93Q2txrs
Baboons also like their meat and could fuck up a man 1v1
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>>2916772
Imagine being this retarded
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>>2917823
I mean.. they are.
Antomically and genetically speaking, there's nothing that makes apes taxonomically distinct enough to consider them a separate group from monkeys, that includes humans.
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>>2916417

Based and apepilled
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>>2917142
blacks are more violent in a civilized upbringing compared to other races
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>>2916772
>>2917986
the word you're looking for is primates, you fucking retards
under your retarded logic you could look at a lemur and say
>ur hur hur dat a munky ur stoobit
you'd think the animal board would have basic knowledge of the animal kingdom
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>>2918106
>Thinking a 4chan board focused on one specific topic would actually know anything about said topic
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>>2916508
How do I take wolfpill lads ?
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And it's beautiful
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>>2916776
>STR vs DEX
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>>2916417
>MAXIMAL ancestral strenght gains
>not just eating raw energon for every meal
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>>2918013
Oh fuck off
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>>2917685
this meme sucks, bodybuilders are strong as fuck. muscles cant be "just for show" unless you're getting implants or injecting oil. schwarzenegger was pulling 300+ kg in deadlift. of course that's not possible natty but neither is what world class strongmen are pulling.
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>>2918226
Wow this shitty screencap sure convinced me. Thank you for your hard work on saving the white race !
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>>2918240
its literally on the wikipedia page for the gene

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monoamine_oxidase_A

>5.5% of Black men, 0.1% of Caucasian men, and 0.00067% of Asian men carried the 2R allele.[12][10][11][13][14][15][16][17][18][19]
>In humans, an association between the 2R allele of the VNTR region of the gene and an increase in the likelihood of committing serious crime or violence has been found.[9][35][12]

we've also known appearance predicts behavior for a long time in other animals (or to say this another way, the genes responsible for appearance are also responsible for other traits including behavioral ones) , there's no reason to think humans are any different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jFGNQScRNY&t=

not even the other guy you were originally replying to btw
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>>2918248
But even then, it's only 5%.
95% of black aren't like that.
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>>2918233
Its true that a lot of them aren't as strong as you expect them to be for their size, because they neglect some muscles that aren't so crucial to the aesthetic, but they're still a lot stronger than the average man.
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>>2918268
which muscle is being neglected here my man?
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>>2918266
this is just 1 gene, i dont think its possible to say the % either way right now because we don't have the full picture

I was just addressing the premise that all groups are the same behaviorally, or would be in identical conditions - that much is def not true as far as I can tell. I'd be happy to be proven wrong.
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>>2918266
if nly 5% of gummi bears were deadly poison, would you eat gummi bears? no? there you have it. "they are not all like that" is not an argument. statisitcally enough of them ARE like that for people to notice and form their opinions based on it - with all the results that you ppl love to decry. states need to be as ethnically homogenous as possible - for the good of all.
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>>2918248
>When faced with social exclusion or ostracism, individuals with the low activity MAOA gene showed higher levels of aggression than individuals with the high activity MAOA gene
Oh so there is also a social variable to consider. Hmm really makes me think.
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>>2918273
You're missing the point. Men smaller and less physically impressive will be able to lift similar, if not greater, weight as there is a degree to which hypertrophy has a diminishing effect on strength gain.
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>>2916198
Bet I can still swim better, and I can't swim very well
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>>2918322
but the bodybuilder in the pic has held several powerlifting records?


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>>2918226
>>2918290
This is literally the arguments feminists make /pol/-anon
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>>2916985
I'm not a violent sociopath. I'm pretty calm and relaxed. But I know most blacks are violent it's why I mostly hang out with ones that I'm related to.
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>>2918307
A social variable that is rooted in genes.
How a person interacts with their environment is a function of their genes.
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>>2918486
This is undeniably true. Most blacks are just genetically violent and I suspect ones like >>2918425
Are only like that due to some genetic mutation or white admixture. What people dont understand when presenting racial science is that we're not talking about EVERY member of said race just a majority. Sure theres autists who cant separate an individual from a group but most of us arent that /pol/tard strawman
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>>2918486
Also who is that qt
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>>2918505
Lori
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>>2916198
Any animal has better body than me
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>>2918506
Thanks babe I'll be over tomorrow night for our dinner date
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>>2918290
I'm this anon >>2918425
And I agree for the most part, for every decent one of us theres 50 more that are awful. I'm not one of those self hating blacks either I'm proud of my heritage, though disappointed in my people, which is why I avoid many of them. People who are blind to how we typically act are either willfully ignorant, indoctrinated or just as bad
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>>2918425
>>2918517
anon stop LARPing as a black person for internet brownie points on an anonymous message board populated by demented manchildren
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>>2918521
I'm actually black. But I'm a mentally Ill attention whore like most women these days uwu
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>>2918528
A pic of me. My grandad was black so I consider myself so. Although mutt may be a better description lol
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I'm surprised a their aren't as many racist jokes here. Kinda weird for 4chan.
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>>2918561
Of course not lol its /an/ where people only talk about cute animals and niggers arent cute animals except for >>2918540
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>>2918562
I mean, still. This is a thread about an Ape, I'd expect like a lot more.
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>>2918528
>>2918540
>>2918540
What the fuck is wrong with Americans and their cultural identity? My mom is like 100% indigenous Otomi, but my father wasn't and I don't see myself as such since i'm mixed (mestizo).

I remember reading some article about Melungeons and in one pararagraph reads:

>Winkler wanted to see these elusive Melungeons. He asked his father about them, but the elder Winkler had little to say on the subject. Later, Winkler's mother divulged that his paternal grandmother was in fact a Melungeon. "Which means your dad is a Melungeon," she said, "which means you're a Melungeon."
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/articles/201411/the-past-is-written-your-face
That's not how it works. One of my grand parents was white, but I wouldn´t dare to consider myself as such.
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>>2918574
What would you consider me then? I'm certainly not white
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>>2916198
It's true, I can't get gains
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>>2918579
According to the good ol scientific racism.
Caucasoid amerimutt.
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>>2918593
Its not racism. But yeah I figured lol either way I hope I can find a decent guy to have a nice family with
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>>2918290
>food analogy
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>>2918595
K. I hope so.
I guess I just don't understand the racial identity thing.
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>>2918604
America is filled with different cultures who all hate or have hated one another in the past basically
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>>2918609
Woudn't that be mole like cultural identity?
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>>2918486
No. How a person interacts is a function of their genes AND their environment. Even the expression of the genes itself is dependant on the environment.
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>>2918528
>>2918540
>la creatura mutt
>black
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>>2916417
>makes you literally a total KEK lm@o at your life
>>>/reddit/
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>>2918326
He would be a poor choice for practical labor because his field of movement is so badly restricted. In any real world show of strength, a man who gained strength through productive work rather than lifting at the gym will outperform him. He has confined himself to being a showpony who can do party tricks.
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>>2918540
Nigga, you consider yourself black for brownie points.

Also, you look like my ex, so chances are you act like her.

Stop being a sperg and a fucking social reject. Becoming a profesional does not stop you from being a freak. Fucking date someone already, I cheated and left you 6 years ago and you have nothing but a dyke haircut to show for it.
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>>2918322
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square%E2%80%93cube_law

You're sort of right but mostly wrong here, the link should help to explain.

Smaller men will be able to lift higher % weight compared to their bodyweight. Think ants, they can lift 10000x their bodyweight or something like that, the exact number isnt important here. However, in terms of absolute amount of weight moved being larger is generally better to a point. There is a point at which a human being would literally collapse under their own weight/break bones/etc from being too large without specific adaptations to accommodate their size like thicker/denser bones.

A human example of this would be pocket hercules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKsT-zG-w0k

^human bean in question, Naim is not only short giving him a good strength to weight ratio, but he also has fairly short limbs for his height making the "lever arms" shorter, thus requiring less force to be generated to move the same amount of weight compared to someone with longer limbs at the same height.

>>2918338
you're responding to two people, i posted the image not the other reply

>>2918307
yes there's a social variable, remember this is only one gene and my only point here was a counterpoint to the obviously wrong notion that all human groups are identical in behavior/form/function/etc. there are significant/observable differences in a lot of areas.

>>2918688
this is true but if you were able to strip away all environmental differences you would only be left with differences in the average frequencies of gene expression, groups would still be different on average and all their differences would be genetic at that point

>>2918778
>lifters having restricted ROM
this is a meme

>In any real world show of strength, a man who gained strength through productive work rather than lifting at the gym will outperform him
also meme, if a guy has spent a lot of time in the gym/on PEDs hes going to have good physical performance in general
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>>2918540
Also, post more selfies and feet. I've hit my mid twenties and nostalgia boners from ex look a likes are all I can bank on in the masturbation department.
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>>2916772
No they aren't, buttmunch.
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>>2916998
That explains the nearly indestructible baby chimps.
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>>2918688
Fair point- example, the same genes that make someone a radical feminist today could hypothetically have made them become a Protestant in Martin Luther's time. I would argue that the genes are the final word on how a person interacts within their environment, as in they're gonna express themselves no matter what but they can definitely express themselves in different ways depending on environmental factors.
I think we can agree though that the two are intricately and inseparably linked in a kind of mesh. Genes influence how you interact with your environment, and environmental pressures in turn influence the expression of your genes.
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>>2918921
>this is true but if you were able to strip away all environmental differences you would only be left with differences in the average frequencies of gene expression, groups would still be different on average and all their differences would be genetic at that point
Maybe, but you can't do that.

>>2918955
The thing is that a living system, and moreso a human being, is such a complicated system that it's pretty much impossible to predict how the genes themselves will express themselves, how they will interact between each others, and finally, how the system as a whole will behave.
Because a system doesn't behave as the sum of the behaviours of its parts. It is NOT because a component will behave like this alone, that it will behave in the same way once it is integrqted in the system.
My point is, yes, it is fair to say that such a gene MIGHT cause some violence in SOME individuals, because SOME groups are more likely to possess it. But then what ? You don't have any way, at least for now, to confirm or not whether their potential danger will come to reality or not.
Yes, being more prone to aggressivity makes you more likely to act on this aggressivity, but it's not sure.
You don't know.
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>>2918290
you mean how you let your purse hang around freely in front of everyone you meet?
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>>2916198
Not to sound racist but......
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>>2918973
>My point is, yes, it is fair to say that such a gene MIGHT cause some violence in SOME individuals, because SOME groups are more likely to possess it. But then what ? You don't have any way, at least for now, to confirm or not whether their potential danger will come to reality or not
I don't think anyone is saying that having a gene for aggression is 100% absolutely going to make you hyperaggressive and that there's nothing you can do about it, it just means you have a genetic tendency to be aggressive.
You might not turn out to be a criminal but you could be quicker to shout in an argument, for example, or get more upset at a wrong order at a restaurant.
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>>2919103
>I don't think anyone is saying that having a gene for aggression is 100% absolutely going to make you hyperaggressive and that there's nothing you can do about it
Oh I bet we can find some here
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>>2918768
But am I a cute mutt
>>2918918
>brownie points
>on 4chan
>on /an/ nonetheless
>>2918922
That's so sad Alice play despacito
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>>2916198
Would you let it wank you off for a million quid?
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>>2919124
Women naturally do anything for attention, hence the black brownie points. What in the fuck was the need to post a selfie? Yeah. Exactly. This is why we have tits or gtfo.

So you're gonna be a cunt and not post feet? I have a theory about black girls. If you truly are black, I would give you a 100% confirmation from your feet. I've fucked enough to know. Not even memeing.
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>>2918540
I want to make you a mommy
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>>2917186
pull that one up
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I annoyed a macaque once and even a monkey that size was strong as fuck. it could have broken my fingers easily.
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>>2918517

Ignorant child if you knew anything about history and rippling effects you'd understand why lots of blacks have dysfunctional lives instead of defend why white people are racist.
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>>2919781
edgy and cringy
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>>2919791

Most likely coming from some man child that calls people niggers and repeat every meme. Look up irony
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>>2918574
>That's not how it works. One of my grand parents was white, but I wouldn´t dare to consider myself as such.

actually thats exactly how it works. all the negative aspects at least. lemme explain. imagine some la raza latino cunt. he shits on "whites" in the US and demands, half unironically, "whites" go back or at least pay reparations to native american peoples. turns out said latino has one "white" anxestor 5 generations back which makes him 1/32th part "white". a very small amount, basically negligible right? wrong. take a time machine and kill that person before they sire their offspring. what are the results? the result is that said latino today does not exist. at all. his existence is predicated on that on "white" ancestor. his existence is defined by that one "white" person. different approach. tke the genetic material of that one "white" ancestor out of the latino person. what are the results? the latino dies. this is why the one drop is so cruucial and correct and practical. it has real and far reaching real world relevance. you are the sum of your aprts and ALL PARTS ARE NEEDED TO MAKE THE WHOLE. so when the latino screeched rabidly for reparations, he can look in the mirror and prepare to be paying those natives with no admixture.
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>>2919794
Ignorant child.
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>>2919804
He's still latino tho.
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>>2916198
Yes, but my dick is bigger.
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>>2919917
Delete this right now
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>>2919917
I will fucking choke you and squeeze your balls until you cant walk If you dont delete this
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Huh?
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>>2916417
based ape poster
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>>2918593
Then what about those East Africans like Ethiopians/Eritreans/Somalis they have the same skull shape as Europeans does that mean they're white? This outdated shit is funny to look at but nothing more than that in the end.
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>>2920563
They're their own group.
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>>2920563
They're still black. Negroid mutts as I'm a caucsoid mutt.
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Dude. Most African ethnic groups are so different from each other like anglos are different from Chinese. The only thing that they have in common is the dark skin.
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>>2921253
Meant to reply >>2920563
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>>2918127
>Not kicking/stepping into the front/sides of his knees

Fat people have weak knees, and someone that morbidly obese is in no position to do anything to defend against it in a fight.
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>>2916417
Based apepill
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>webm
Reminded me of this
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>>2916417
>dying on the geriatric with your pants shit
what did he mean by this
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>>2918540
youre not a nigger because youre not black, point. was that so hard to figure out?



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