Either /an/ is getting faster or I'm getting slower, but..I'm going to post a platypus in this thread every day until all of an wants to snuggle a puggle.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2771627Youre as gay as that winston faggot
>>2771627You're starting to get to me, platyposter. I kind of want to snuggle a puggle.
>>2772338goodThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>2771627can't these things kill you
>>2772719No. There is no record of a platypus ever killing a human. They can cause significant discomfort if you mishandle a male.
>>2772719Daily reminder, there have been zero recorded deaths from anybody just wanting a platypus
>>2772904You make an excellent point. Add not ever having died because of to the almost innumerous list of reasons.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
How do I acquire a puggle that I would snuggle? Would you recommend taking care of one?
>>2773853Take a normal platypus and be better to it.Also this is your everyday reminder to want a platypus.
>>2772403I legitimately don't know what that is. I feel like I want to keep it that way, but i don't want to assume or be judgmental. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
Man now I want to snuggle a puggle.
The worst thing about Australia is how fucking strict they are with their animals. I just want to see Australian animals without having to go to Australia
>>2774888Those digits confirm. Wanting to puggle snuggle is correct.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2773879I looked it up and the google said that it is very illegal to get a platypus. Does google not want me to snuggle a puggle? How do I get around this?
>>2775905I missed you, puggle anon.. Where did you go?
>>2771627/an/ is getting faster because of all these pitbull hate threadsThis board is slowly turning into /pol/ but about animals
>>2776154There is a place you can legally snuggle with one. You have to go to Queensland Australia to do it though. The Healsvill sanctuary has an exhibition that lets you swim with a hand raised female platypus. https://www.zoo.org.au/healesville/wild-encounters/wade-with-the-platypusThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2776407At this point I might have to start a posting two reminders a day.
>>2771627Reminder that platypus are australian.... and males are venomous.. not exactly cuddle material
Thank you platypus posterI now wish to snuggle a puggle
>>2776539Healsville Sanctuary is in Victoria
>>2777651Good good. Then it is all worth it.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Reminder: Platypus venom cannot kill human (but it will hurt...alot)
>>2778115But it can also lead to treatment for diabeetus.https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/322156.php
>>2777674That is the place to be for puggle cuddling yes.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
They really are cool animals. How well do they do as pets?
>>2779229They'd probably need a big aquarium or an indoor pool. And they'd also probably need to eat mostly fish and crustaceans.
>>2779229You cant. Its illegal
>>2779385Only in australia. They are not an endangered species and I have a plan to get one legaly. Although not necessarily sanely.
>>2779229They would make terrible pets
>>2774889>wanting Orb Spiders anywhere but AustraliaI will kill myself if those things break quarantine and blame you in the suicide note.
>>2780005Yes yes they are.>>2779253They would need a platypusary actually. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2777595Do all creatures in Australia have to be deadly and violent? Even there fucking herbivores arn't ones to mess with.
>>2780630They have quokkas, but those live on a tiny sub island with no predators. Platypuses managed to be as cute as they are and survive millions of years in the outback.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Male platypus' have venomous spines protruding from their hind legs. would not be a good day if u got stabbed.
>>2780630gonna derail the platy subs for a second with some pixel art I made of a quokka
>>2781917Yes very cute well done. However I will now get this thread back on track with a hand drawn baby platypus and it's corresponding meltibeed platypus counterpart.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2780008But some of us might get Platypuses in the deal. Won't you think of the cuddles?This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2782209Okay okay I want one now
What if, this thread's purpose is to actually make platypuses go extinct by abuse from humans?
>>2783274It was established in earlier threads that platypus anon is actually a platypus with a computer who is trying to trick his way into having a pet human.
>>2783265Good good. That's why I did it. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>2783274Patently false. Think about it. There are more tigers in Texas than there are in the wild. Granted there are more than a few shitty tiger owners, but nobody going to get a platypus out of some misplaced sense of machismo. How are we going to ensure their survival if there isn't a robust breeding and conservation program? Even if most us can never have one. If we want one bad enough we will contribute to their conservation as the next best thing.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2785930okay puggle anon, how do i keep a platypus in my home if its illegal? i already have a 1500 gallon pond and live in driving distance to wild crawfish and a bait shop with feeder minnows. now how do i house the cute platy if its illegal!!! i cant break the law!!!!
>>2786097You just wait for Australia to realize that the best way to conserve animals is to establish breeding populations in different places. What if there's a platypus disease (like the fungus that kills frogs) and suddenly all the platypuses in australia die? What will we do then?
>>2786107Tasmania has a platypus killing fungus and they still don't allow them to have their populations diversified through zoo breeding programs. I think if San Diego can get one it will be a watershed moment in their conservation. https://dpipwe.tas.gov.au/wildlife-management/fauna-of-tasmania/mammals/echidnas-and-platypus/platypus/platypus-fungal-disease#WhatEffectistheDiseaseHavingonPlatypusPopulations?This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2786097To my knowledge female platypuses are not actually illegal to own or transport outside of Australia. That being said getting them responsibly is going to be the hard part. If a few could be gotten for responsible medical research into their milk and venom they would then need dedicated caretakers. That is about the only legal reasonable way I can think of right now.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Okay platyanon, what sort of name should i give a snuggle puggle
>>2788912If I get a boy I will name him Gulliver for a female I'm thinking Madeline or Paddleina.
Still no update on when San Diego Zoo might be getting its platypuses, but they are still actively working on conservation efforts and building their relations with Australian zoos in hopes of getting some. http://zoonooz.sandiegozoo.org/2018/08/07/field-conservation-effort-works-to-conserve-platypus/This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Interesting population study of platypuses just for a change of pace.https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2018-03/mbae-fps031918.phpThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
can you please help me .ok so imagine the platypus had no bill, what would the closest animal be to its body ?I think otters but I not sure
>>2771627Can I put one of these in a 5 gallon?
>>2794031they would not fit and they would climb out. Harry Burrell's made what is probably still the smallest livable platypusary in pic related and even it was only for temporary display and transport.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
http://www.answers.com/Q/Can_you_have_a_platypus_for_a_pet>No. It is illegal to have a platypus as a pet, and you would not be able to provide the conditions it needs. It would die very quickly as platypuses are highly sensitive to ecological changes. Platypuses are native Australian animals, and therefore protected by law. They are not permitted to be kept as pets in Australia or any other country. Why do you tantalize me so?
>>2794109But anon platypuses are frequently rescued by ordinary people and depending on where they are some even get to nurse them back to health themselves. So at least for a little while regular people do get to have platypuses right now.https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/07/21/19/58/baby-platypus-back-in-the-wild-nursed-back-to-health-by-taronga-zoo
>>2794712Crud forgot the thing.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2771627I think baby platypus are ducking adorable, and i want one but considering that I'm pretty sure the males have a toxic claw on their back feet, I think I'd pass
>>2795635You could always want a female platypus for platonic cuddles.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2776154Then why would the Australian platypus conservatory put out a PDF on how to safely catch one?https://platypusasn.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/platypus_fyke-netting_guidelines.pdfThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
I guess I would snuggle a puggle but I'm curious about how their fur feels like.
>>2797758Their fur is extremely soft and velveteen. It is said to be of an extraordinarily soft and fine texture. It is denser than that of a polar bear and almost all otters.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3nZM5ZMxCAThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
How do puggles behave when around humans? Are they docile? Uncaring? Affectionate? Will a puggle struggle if you try to snuggle? Do they bite? Do they fight? Will they sting over any slight?
>>2798841They are very energetic animals. They can be very affectionate if hand raised. The males can be territorial and tend to like to play tug of war with things. They do "bite" but they don't have teeth and their bills are actually of a texture like fine soft leather. They try and climb more than most people would think. Think slightly awkward goofy toothless otters. The males can sting, but if they are handled correctly can be held safely. Normally they are held on a towel or a pillow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGKomvAY8oUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js_T6MX95Ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qg7Qjaejlshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H3HvsASrXgThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmvc0DZJM-IThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2783735Is there a platypus version of 4chan where platypus anon posts a daily reminder to want a human?
>>2800758What if I'm secretly a platypus who is trying to acquire a pet human? Remember on the internet no one can know if you're really a monotreme. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2771627Mate, you're fkd cracked, ayyyyyy?
>>2801307Nope I just love platypuses. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
Bumping for based platyposter
>>2802148>Nope I just love platypusesexactly what a platypus would say
>>2771627they're fucking poisonous! they got spikes!
>>2802150Shhhh.>>2802572We've been over this. Only the males and they are only seasonally venomous.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>2803474Seasonally venomous? What does that mean?
>>2803795That you can use the venom to liven up your stew
>visit /an/ for the first time>see this>what do?
>>2803810>>2803795The male's venom gland swells up and becomes active during the rainy/mating season.>>2803839Want a platypus obviously.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
https://i.imgur.com/mpL05yg.gifvoh heck yeah
>>2804759A cute!This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2803841I have no idea what you are saying.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
There used to be a really good educational toy shop where I bought tons of stuff for my nephews. They had a great selection of realistic life-sized stuffed animals and I got one of my nephews a platypus. I later bought a squeaky toy platypus for my shih tzu. Both toy platypi turned out to be big hits with their owners.
>>2806112The toy platypus recipients had excellent tastes.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
I want to snuggle a puggle
>>2807949Good. All according to plan.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Fuck you OP I legit want a platypus because of you
>>2808641But anon why so angry? There are places you can readily visit a platypus until having one becomes a possibility. Do you get mad at Enzo Ferrari for making such beautiful cars? Dare to dream anon.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
tfw no puggle to snuggle
Honestly the platypus has to be the weirdest creature out there. God slammed a beaver and a duck together so hard that a new animal was born.P cute anyway.
>>2810776The cutest.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Based little retard duck-beavers
>>2812521They're not tarded. They're just special.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2812627They just look so weird it's like a crazy scientist cloned a bunch of animals together. To me they look retarded in an endearing and cute way.And I used to use variations of the word platypus as my passwords cause I liked them as a kid.
>>2813213Ah the old no one ever suspects a platypus gambit. Secure choice anon.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Another week of platyposting in the bag. A comfy weekend and platypus wanting to all in this thread. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
Platypus anon, I arrived to this board on a misclick, but I am glad I misclicked, as it let me view this thread.I've been in a low spot all week, and these pictures of platypuses(?) have finally given me what I needed to cheer up.Thank you platypus anon.
>>2809446You didn't make the platypus but I digress. I live in Canada and platys are rare :(
>>2814857Good I am glad to hear that anon.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2815848Good pickThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus
https://youtu.be/NGuIezLFidYJust wanted to link a documentary I love about monotremes. Half platypus half echidna.
You always brighten my day platyposter. I love you, never stop!
>>2817362I don't plan on ever stopping so okay. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>2818098Youre going to make people own them and fuck up their habitats/population. Look what finding nemo did to clown fish.
>>2771627How would a pet platypus interact with a pet deer?
>>2818104>implying people who don't live in australia, let alone australians themselves, will ever get to look at australian wildlife
>>2818098Post hyenas instead please.
I WANT TO SNUGGLE A PUGGLE
>>2818320>implying no one would ever do something hard and illegal for money
>>2780630Well they have to contend with Australians so, yeah
>>2794031>they would not fit and they would climb out. Harry Burrell's made what is probably still the smallest livable platypusary in pic related and even it was only for temporary display and transport.>platypusary>platypusaryhehehe
>>2808641hes/shes encouraging tourism to australia. and frankly that would be one of the coolest places to vacation. think of all the animals to see and all the hot/crazy women /men to meet!
>>2818376Good>>2818960That is what a plce to keep platyuses is called. >>2818362Clearly cool, but not monotremes. I'm sure a hyena thread would be cool, but it detracts from platypus wanting. So no good luck in your hyena wanting. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>2818424It's hard enough to smuggle little tropical frogs, now try smuggling a two and a half foot long venomous mammal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkULfgmYDNI>you will never be able to see or even work with a platypus at your local zoosFUCK YOU AUSTRALIA YOU GREEDY BASTARDS LET OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE PLATYPUSES
>>2819558Sam Diego is still trying to get two on loan, but some Australians are being cunts about it and trying to block the deal.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2819548Thank god they don't have a market for them in chinese medicine I suppose. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
We should release them into American river system, I think they'd do well in the south or northeast rivers here, its not fair Australia are such cunts and hog all the platypuses to themselves.
>>2821086>>2821095While I love the idea of have platypuses in country. They would not likely survive our local predators. They are vulnerable to things like wild dogs and especially animals like coyotes. Sadly that just means when we finally do get australia to share we will have to keep them in nice safe platypusary.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2821739I want to lick it
>>2821772That's not quite what I had in mind, but I don't think it would harm it.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
As much as I hate to ask if some anon could check and make sure to platybamp tomorrow. I have an out thing and I may be without a signal for just slightly more than 24 hours. Thanks in advance.Preemptively posts a daily reminder to want a platypus.
>thread has been going since august 2ndThe fuck
>>2771627Hello Platyanon. I´m the guy that has drawn the flying platypus pic for you a while ago. I come here from time to time to renew my wish to have a patypus and because I rspect your stamina, I want you to think of a platypus motive for a pic which I shall do for you in the future. Can be something silly or ridiculous, no problem. Choose wisely....
>>2823818Pc related is the only logical next step in platypus evolution and your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Once again an proves itself to be the best board on 4chan. >>2823658This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Reminder to eat a platypus
>>2824156It would be glorious to see them waddling majestically through the sky.>>2825160Platypus themed fooods are acceptable. Platypus based foods are not. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
I want to snuggle a puggle.
>>2824378>anIt's /an/, newfag.
>>2771627Beaver >>>>> Platypus
>>2825484Good good. All according to the plan.>>2825561I'm not a new fag. I'll have youknow that I've been shitposting about platypuses all summer.>>2825587What ever. There's no way an overgrown maple scented muskrat can be more wantable than a platypus. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2825482I´ll see what I can do for you then, Platyanon. Give me some time and I´ll deliver. See you, and hug a platypus today.
>>2827699thank you anonThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus
I would get a platypus if they could be house pets, but I don't go outside so I don't want a platypus.
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>>2828944What the heck platypusanon?
>>2780630Herbivores can be pretty dangerous all over. Elephants, Hippopotamuses, Horses, Bison, Gorrillas, Baboons, Rhinoceros, Buffalo, Boars (though I guess they are omnivores) etc and will fuck you up Plenty of prehistoric plant eaters were really dangerous too
Absolutely love platypuses, but fucking hate when people call them "puggles". Thread would be fantastic if that stupid word wasn't spammed all over.
>>2829157Horses are omnivorous, you fool
>>2829217But anon a puggle is what a baby monotreme is called.>>2828965I know not. This was not me.>>2829226I thought that was deer and elephants that secretly eat meat when nobody's looking.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>2830647they are very cute no matter what evolution occurred to them. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>2777595>>2780630The venom isn't deadly, just agonizingly painful. I remember reading something about a war vet saying that it hurt worse than hot shrapnel.
>>2771627happy birthday platypussy
>>2831421>>2831433Thank you anons. And another year of platyposting commences. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
Must post a platypus today. 23 1/2 sense last post. Please work 4chan.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
I love you, Platyposter.
>>2831800No I loved him first
>>2831802He's my platypu...eerrr I mean human friend!
platypus anon is actually a jewish half-man half-platypus platypus breeder who is shilling these creatures so he can sell us his genetically modified versions implanted with brainwashing devices
>>2832169>But anon platypuses might very well hold within them legitimate cures for diabetes and antibiotic resistant bacteria. Merchants sell treatments not cures. Also platypuses have no connection to cults of saturn so a ((( rabbipus))) makes no sense. Also I know unkle adolf loved animals, but i thought you guys back up boards were mlp and fit.
>>2798291>>2799229So cuddly... They're like weird postapocalyptic mutant beavers, mixed with gerbils, or something?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8
Daily reminder to want a platypus
>>2831800>>2831802>>2832132Thanks anons >>2832169>>2832299Was it Blondies birthday yesterday? WTF did I just read?>>2832321>>2832602This.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2772849Not saying "it will be extremely painful
>>2771627Hang on, Platyanon. I started to work on your pic today, like I promised. It should arrive within the next 24 hours, as long as I don´t get hit by a piano on the head. (a very common cause of death around here)
>>2832863What's a good country to you?
>>2771627>>2823795>>2824156>>2833571There ya go.
>>2833762>you will never get shat on by a flying platypus while you try to check google maps on your phoneWhy even live
>>2833762It's magnificent anon. Thank you.This it your daily reminder to want a platypus.
P L A T Y P U S S
>>2833766There's really no reason to after this
>>2834052Was a pleasure to do it. Since I'm far from being good enough to gain a commission or anything, I am doing pics for people I like instead. Don't worry, nohomo n'sheitz, but it made me smile more than one time to browse this threads and your stamina is quite impressive. Fuck those haters, you're already a legend you glorious faggot.See. ya, straya cunt! :3
Can you fuck a platypus? Asking for a friend
>>2835218No. Just no.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
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>>2835497Is this the new triforce?This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Is the story true that when they were first found by British explorers they thought someone was playing a joke on them and they glued a duck bill to a animal, and they tried to pull it off.
>>2836414I don't know about the explorers, but the British scientific community as a whole thought they were a farce until a live specimen was shipped from Australia. They even tried to remove the bill from the fist not alive platypus that they received from the explorers. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2836641how would a platy without its bill look like anyway
>>2838605It doesn't look right without the billThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
What about Platybear?
>>2838719So, its a hairy frog in disguise, eh? Clever little shits...
>>2838871What about the P-Rex? (OC do not steal)
>>2839296It would be an interesting animal, but it would never work. Everyone knows that ancient Platypuses and T-Rex were mortal enemies. In the end the T-Rex became more delicious and the platypus became more delightful.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2838871Giant platypuses had teeth and claws. They were kinda like platypus bears. I would probably still want to cuddle one though.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>2832169Do they come in monstergirl variant? I'll take one
>>2841134It comes in cute 2D if that counts.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2843657>>>2837748Why so degenerate platyanon?Don't you want to change to supporting a normie animal like dogs or giraffes?
>>2835218i googled "fuck a platypus" with quotes and was led herenot disappointed, well done anon
Where would one go to snuggle a puggle?
>>2844785I hear you can snuggle a puggle at Healesville WIldlife Sanctuary in MelbourneYou'll want to get in early though, my gf tried to book us a pugglesnuggle for our anniversary but it even three months notice wasn't enough.
>>2844785>>2844889This is the correct answer.https://www.zoo.org.au/healesville/wild-encounters/wade-with-the-platypushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRw1s82zcPY>>2844189Thank you and I try anon.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2844889>>2844893>tfw EuropeanI will never snuggle a puggle :(
>>2844898Dare to dream anon. As long as there are puggles there is hope.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2846596I just stumbled upon this thread again, last time I was here was a few weeks ago, and this thread is not only still going, but you are still posting.Got respect for ya anon, your dedicated
>>2845876that's an echidna
>>2846680Every day I must post>>2846931There are very few pictures of platypus puggles because they have to be dug out of their burrows to be photographed.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Jesus christ i think i found gold or shit idk yet.
>>2847449Clearly you need to get more platypuses in your life. Then you will know.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib7zFtMkPT4This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
But what if I want to BE the platypus?
>>2771627Seriously? This thread has been up for 7 months so far?
>>2849124As long as no natural born platypuses are harmed in the process. I'm not here to judge.>>2849371This thread has been up in one continuous iteration for almost two years so far. I don't plan on stopping any time soon and that's a platyfact.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>284937108/03 means 3 August in English, dear ESL anon. But let us ignore such trivial things and focus on platypuses
Come here, I got a snuggle puggle in my pants
>>2849718The pitbull S storm that blew through here saged my last thread early. I came home from work and it had gone from page one to archive. Now I make sure to check several times a day just to make sure that there wasn't some massive traffic spike on an.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2850149>Oh no I'm never falling for that line ever again. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/01/platypus-echidna-venom-may-hold-key-new-diabetes-medication/This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
this is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Do you want a platypus yet? Because you should. They are awesome and delightful.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWnJQOlfsYI&t=40sThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Platyposter, what have you done? I am supposed to be working, not watching puggle videos.
Platypus in your food!
>>2856478A noble attempt potato, but much like my numerous attempts at platypus themed (not based) foods it ultimately leaves something to be desired. Take this cinnamon based platypus facsimile for instance. It just can't seem to ever match the autistic charm of the real thing.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus. For cuddles not for food
>>2855635But you are doing what you now love at work. Is that not the ultimate end game?This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
This is your spooky reminder to want a platypus.
i want a platypus
>>2858215Now that's what I like to hear.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
daily reminder to want a platypus
>>2859799Hey that's my line. Not that I don't appreciate the vigilance.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Be patient,brothers. When the time comes we will strike.
>>2771627i think i almost want one OP keep it up
>>2861764Indeed I shallThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2861735Strike? I'm trying to be supportive and come up with a rational way to strike at platonic platypus wanting for cuddles. I'll get back to you on that one perry.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2771627>read wikipedia article on platypus>end up reading alot of articles on other species in the region (including tasmanian abos and the black war) for atleast an hourI get your point OP. I kinda want one now.
>>2863376I know anon. I know.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2777595just get a stinger muzzle lmao
Do you think Platypi know how weird they are?
>>2865980Do you think they care?This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2866818No, but they still might know
>>2866949But anon to a platypus everyone else is weird . just go with it.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus/
>>2867566Can a platypus give the answer to what the meaning of life is?
>>2771627OP you’ve made me want to snuggle a puggle.
>>2867570What if the meaning is to want a platypus?This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2867971Good that's what I like to hear.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2771627*gets instantly stabbed by platypus venom and dies*
>>2869160You won't die, but you'll wish you did>daily reminder to not fuck with platypus
>>2771627I want a platypus. Not a male tho, the fucker would poison me. But yeah, they're cool
>>2869662Fair enough. I'll take it.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2870060What is your opinion on their monotreme cousins?
>>2870062They are interesting and quite cute. however and I hate to say this about a monotreme, but it is difficult to cuddle something covered in spines that has balls on its esophagus.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2870837Yeah you're right, platypus is the superior (montreme and not) cuddling choice.
>>2871375jesus seems a bit early to be coming out of the egg looking like that
>>2871561Lots of animals are born or come out of the egg early like that.
>>2871618This. It's like an adorable cuddly little gummy bear. Who wouldn't want one of those?This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
amazing. youve been doing this for years.and im not bothered in the slightestkeep up the good work
>>2872441I try and thank you. Also want a platypus.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
I want a platypus
>>2873193That's what I like to hear.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
I'm not really sure I want a platypus, can I get a reminder?
>>2874867Yes maybe tomorrowThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2771627his FUCKING FEET will kill youPUT HIM DOWN NOW OR I'M TELLING ON YOU
>>2874896No. Not even the fear of death shalt stop me.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Happy turkey day /an/This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
They're stupid and their beaks look weird.
Can we stop having platypoo threads? They suck.
I don't want a platypus
It isn't cute. It looks ugly and stupid.
I love platypus.
>>2876379Does that mean that you want one? Because you should.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
You are a platygod anon <3
>>2877149I am but a humble platy fanatic.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2877102No. It is a wild animal, not a thing to keep. A pet is not a fashion accessory.
Once in a while i come back to /an/ to look at cute animal pictures. Thanks based platypusanon
Thanks for reminding me to update my filters.
>>2878109It's what I do.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2771627How do they taste?
>>2774648Where's its cock?
>>2878908They keep their not cute parts on the inside and they mate in the water. So thankfully there are no good pictures of them on the internet. Platypus's are very modest and polite creatures.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2878906>While I will never condone harming a platypus. I would suspect oddly delightful. Probably something of a cross between duck and beaver. But no eating the duck puppy.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>2783735>implying it's not Dr. Doof's new master plan to get Perry T. Platypus incapacitated by people wanting to snuggle him everywhere he goes, therefore rendering him incapable of going or doing anything productive, such as stopping him from taking over the world
>>2878906considering water conditions, mild taste of cocaine
>>2880585Wouldn't he just create some kind of platypus want'a'nator and mount it to a hang glider or a fleet of ice cream trucks or something?Not a bad idea really... Soon this thread may be redundant.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
I want a platypus to nibble my giblets.
>>2771627Unironically want one because of these threads. It's silly that this work.
I had no idea there were so many platypus pictures.
>>2883171Just in time, too.
>>2883689Thank you anon.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.Oh noes now I have to start a new one.