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Alright /adv/ here we fucking go


I'm gonna end it all. I've made it my mind. To make some sort of contribution to the world I want to be able to donate my organs when I kill over. What's the best way to end it but still be able to donate the most of my organs?
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>>20569620
Become a registered organ donor. In the US you get a little bracelet.
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>>20569650

I know but I'm talking about the method of suicide I should use. Like I said I wanna do it in a way that will maximize the amount I can donate.
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>>20569620
livestream plz
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>>20569657
Well, they can use your brain so stick with the tried and true shotgun to the head. Aim at an angle, remember.
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>>20569657
You can answer that yourself. Don't make me an accomplice to your death you selfish asshole
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>>20569662
*cant
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>>20569664

>mfw you wanna help people by giving organs but someone on the internet calls you selfish for doing so
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>>20569674
The selfish part is you asking someone to tell you how to kys.
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>>20569679
How? Is all advice selfish?
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>>20569679
The only thing i will remind you of is that organs have a shelf life and no one wants a pair of lungs that are either half rotted or soaked in your intestinal shit juice.
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>>20569681
>How?
Because no should carry that weight
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>>20569684


Cool then, don't think about me dying then. Think about those that would benefit from my organ donations. Lives would be saved in exchange for one that meant nothing.
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>>20569684
>should
I disagree. I'm willing to.
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>>20569689
Actually let me ruin that for you.

Organ donations only buy a few years. Even "compatible" donations are eventually rejected by their hist bodies reulting in organ failure.

You're not saving anyones life. You're artificially extending it for a few years. Not only that but you're also assuming their life matters more than yours or is somehow more meaningful/better. They could always be pricks.
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So are we all settled on shotgun in front of a hospital?
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Won't let you! Never will they use suicides organs
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>>20569725

Now just need some sort dump phrase to yell

I don't think I wanna do a simple "THIS BITCH EMPTY YEET"
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>>20569725
Unironically based and redpilled. Do it at night or in your car so the cops can't stop you. Be quick
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>>20569706
This is not inaccurate.
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>>20569732
BIG BANK TAKE LIL BANK!



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