Alright /adv/ here we fucking goI'm gonna end it all. I've made it my mind. To make some sort of contribution to the world I want to be able to donate my organs when I kill over. What's the best way to end it but still be able to donate the most of my organs?
>>20569620Become a registered organ donor. In the US you get a little bracelet.
>>20569650I know but I'm talking about the method of suicide I should use. Like I said I wanna do it in a way that will maximize the amount I can donate.
>>20569657Well, they can use your brain so stick with the tried and true shotgun to the head. Aim at an angle, remember.
>>20569657You can answer that yourself. Don't make me an accomplice to your death you selfish asshole
>>20569664>mfw you wanna help people by giving organs but someone on the internet calls you selfish for doing so
>>20569674The selfish part is you asking someone to tell you how to kys.
>>20569679How? Is all advice selfish?
>>20569679The only thing i will remind you of is that organs have a shelf life and no one wants a pair of lungs that are either half rotted or soaked in your intestinal shit juice.
>>20569681>How?Because no should carry that weight
>>20569684Cool then, don't think about me dying then. Think about those that would benefit from my organ donations. Lives would be saved in exchange for one that meant nothing.
>>20569684>shouldI disagree. I'm willing to.
>>20569689Actually let me ruin that for you.Organ donations only buy a few years. Even "compatible" donations are eventually rejected by their hist bodies reulting in organ failure.You're not saving anyones life. You're artificially extending it for a few years. Not only that but you're also assuming their life matters more than yours or is somehow more meaningful/better. They could always be pricks.
So are we all settled on shotgun in front of a hospital?
Won't let you! Never will they use suicides organs
>>20569725Now just need some sort dump phrase to yellI don't think I wanna do a simple "THIS BITCH EMPTY YEET"
>>20569725Unironically based and redpilled. Do it at night or in your car so the cops can't stop you. Be quick
>>20569706This is not inaccurate.
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