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>be me
>co-worker yells a word you address gay people in my country
>my dumbass just looks as if you called my name
>she turns literally all fucking red and laughs
>try to amplify the joke by saying I am gay
>she fucking gets shocked as though I just came out

Now, everyone might think I’m gay. To begin with, I’m like a 9/10 and have no girlfriend and act shy as fuck sometimes, so people tend to find that suspect. How should I handle this? One of my coworkers who obviously has a crush on me posted on her twitter “Im disappointed :(“ and the girl who yelled the word replied.
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>>20326951
>One of my coworkers who obviously has a crush on me posted on her twitter “Im disappointed :(“
Ask her out; two bird with one stone.
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>>20326975
Not my type. To make things worse, there’s this co-worker I’m starting to catch feelings for, and I feel like she might reciprocate. But now she might have been turned off by this stupid shit. I’m extremely socially awkward (but try to hide it) and can’t handle something like this. So they might think it’s getting to me; that I’m actually gay. Not homophobic or anything though.
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You're fucked. You can either explain the context of what you meant to pacify the situation. Or, you can exclaim that all of a sudden you're bicurious. Date the chick. And then say "oh, I've decided I'm straight".
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>>20326951
OP is a faggot yet again
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>>20327036
I’ve seen you give good advice here. What should I do for real?
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>>20326987
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>>20327042
start sucking cocks since you are literally gay
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>>20327049
this
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Saying bullshit and letting people believe it is actually kind of funny.
Once when talking to a person I didn't really like at work they asked me what kind of music I like, I said I hate music and can't stand it in general, I thought it was so ridiculous no one would believe it but at least some did.
When someone asks you about it just say 'oh no, I was joking', it's really not as bad as you think.
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your gay bitch
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>>20326951
OP is a fag, what else is new?
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>>20326951
>"I'm gay"
>WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK IM GAY
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>>20327158
this. youre probably overthinking the situation
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>>20326975
Oh shit actual genius
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>>20326951
Honestly you're better off with coworkers you're gay

Offices hate straight men, especially if you're white. You also have armor against #metoo accusations when promotion time comes around

Play dirty.
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>>20326951
>try to amplify the joke by saying I am gay
Why in the actual fuck would you say this if you are socially awkward

This is a common joke in workplace you're just overthinking it and turning this into a big deal when all you had to do was act normal and if someone asked say 'I was joking'
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>>20326975
but anon, he gay :(
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>>20326951
You need to confess

You need to get to your office, and explain it, there is no other way.

>People I need something to say
>The other day X yell a word that in my country means gay
>Then I tried to amplify the joke and said that I was gay
>Then I saw the face of girl coworker and nottice her surprised face
> I got nervous and didn't say anything

If you do it correctly they will laugh
Then you will laugh
And that's it
It will be an awesome story to make people laugh.
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>>20327876
this. why the fuck did you do that, you socially awkward fuck?
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Lads, I’m at work right now and everyone’s lookin at me funny
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>>20326951
Who cares...
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bump
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>>20326951
what are you in middle school?
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>>20326951
Man
All the better your co-workers won't dongle it. Shitting where you eat is never worth it
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>>20327042
Yeah, the advice you saw probably didn't come from this guy.
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stop being such a fucking pussy and RAPE THAT BITCH (don't, actually)
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Being a gay guy at works seems to have massive benefits. The women in my office fawn over this gay guy and he's basically impossible to fire
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>>20327042
Name one (1) good advice from this tripfag
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>>20331959
I mean, he prioritizes making people feel bad for not believing the same things he does, but I have seen him legitimately try to help people before.



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