>be me>co-worker yells a word you address gay people in my country>my dumbass just looks as if you called my name>she turns literally all fucking red and laughs>try to amplify the joke by saying I am gay>she fucking gets shocked as though I just came outNow, everyone might think I’m gay. To begin with, I’m like a 9/10 and have no girlfriend and act shy as fuck sometimes, so people tend to find that suspect. How should I handle this? One of my coworkers who obviously has a crush on me posted on her twitter “Im disappointed :(“ and the girl who yelled the word replied.
>>20326951>One of my coworkers who obviously has a crush on me posted on her twitter “Im disappointed :(“Ask her out; two bird with one stone.
>>20326975Not my type. To make things worse, there’s this co-worker I’m starting to catch feelings for, and I feel like she might reciprocate. But now she might have been turned off by this stupid shit. I’m extremely socially awkward (but try to hide it) and can’t handle something like this. So they might think it’s getting to me; that I’m actually gay. Not homophobic or anything though.
You're fucked. You can either explain the context of what you meant to pacify the situation. Or, you can exclaim that all of a sudden you're bicurious. Date the chick. And then say "oh, I've decided I'm straight".
>>20326951OP is a faggot yet again
>>20327036I’ve seen you give good advice here. What should I do for real?
>>20327042start sucking cocks since you are literally gay
Saying bullshit and letting people believe it is actually kind of funny.Once when talking to a person I didn't really like at work they asked me what kind of music I like, I said I hate music and can't stand it in general, I thought it was so ridiculous no one would believe it but at least some did.When someone asks you about it just say 'oh no, I was joking', it's really not as bad as you think.
your gay bitch
>>20326951OP is a fag, what else is new?
>>20326951>"I'm gay">WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK IM GAY
>>20327158this. youre probably overthinking the situation
>>20326975Oh shit actual genius
>>20326951Honestly you're better off with coworkers you're gay Offices hate straight men, especially if you're white. You also have armor against #metoo accusations when promotion time comes aroundPlay dirty.
>>20326951>try to amplify the joke by saying I am gayWhy in the actual fuck would you say this if you are socially awkwardThis is a common joke in workplace you're just overthinking it and turning this into a big deal when all you had to do was act normal and if someone asked say 'I was joking'
>>20326975but anon, he gay :(
>>20326951You need to confess You need to get to your office, and explain it, there is no other way. >People I need something to say>The other day X yell a word that in my country means gay>Then I tried to amplify the joke and said that I was gay>Then I saw the face of girl coworker and nottice her surprised face> I got nervous and didn't say anythingIf you do it correctly they will laughThen you will laughAnd that's itIt will be an awesome story to make people laugh.
>>20327876this. why the fuck did you do that, you socially awkward fuck?
Lads, I’m at work right now and everyone’s lookin at me funny
>>20326951what are you in middle school?
>>20326951ManAll the better your co-workers won't dongle it. Shitting where you eat is never worth it
>>20327042Yeah, the advice you saw probably didn't come from this guy.
stop being such a fucking pussy and RAPE THAT BITCH (don't, actually)
Being a gay guy at works seems to have massive benefits. The women in my office fawn over this gay guy and he's basically impossible to fire
>>20327042Name one (1) good advice from this tripfag
>>20331959I mean, he prioritizes making people feel bad for not believing the same things he does, but I have seen him legitimately try to help people before.