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What do I say next ??
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"yes I am and it's abracadabra"
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>>20326803
Are you an angel? Cause ive got an erection.
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>>20326803
I wanna you like
or like
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>>20326810
I’m dead
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>>20326803
dubs and you say "fuck off roastie"
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Don’t listen to these peasants and there pick up lines Young lord, use you T and it will point you right, say exactly what she wants to hear but within your domain, and do not bend frame to this Succubus!
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yes and im here to make your panties disappear
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"Well let's just say I know how to use my magic wand"
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>>20326803
are you a witch? because you're pretty charming.
because you make my cauldron bubble
because you've got some eye of CUTE.
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>not any more, they took my magic licence away after the incident with the sawing a person in half trick
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>>20326832
FUCK
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>>20326803
>pic related

OP, post results once you answered!
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>>20326832
Oh shit!

Best answer, shut down the thread.
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She literally sent that same message to 20 other guys. You’re a scrub if you think she’s serious. Any reply that’s more than one word from you and you’re a cuck getting played
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>>20326803
a/s/l :0)
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>>20326810
I don't get it
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>>20326803
dubs and you say: fuck off with your shitty jokes. You're not funny you retarded roastie whore.
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>>20326974
its either a non-sequitur or I don't get it either.
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>>20326803
Are you an archeologist, cuz i have a bone for you to examine
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I'm only abracabra because I haven't yet given you the D
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>>20326837
>>20326832
Both of these are vastly different but fucking amazing hahaha! One goofy, one smooth as hell...
I love you both
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>>20327111

Trips checked.
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