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Hey /a/, watch this!
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>>190461546
i just wanna feel something
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Hyaa!
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>>190461647
i am dead inside
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>>190461647
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>>190461546
>>190461647
The ultimate combo.
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>>190461647
WHATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM
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heh nothing personnel, shitaly
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>>190461647
This is even worse than the finger one
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>>190461647
this kills the pastanigger
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>>190461647
Where's the magic part?
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>>190461546
>>190461647
Beautiful
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>>190461647
You monster
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>>190461647
That better be a broth you're making there.
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I don't get the autism about italians and not cutting the pasta. It's not like they're using ketchup instead of tomato sauce, it's just so it fits better in the pot

What's the real problem about it?
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Mafioso here. Go jump on a dildo.
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>>190462518
Far shorter pasta, which is balls for eating with a fork, and it will get gradually softer and more malleable as it cooks anyway so you have no reason to break it in the first place
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>>190461647
oh maro'.. Giuseppe e Maria... abbi pietà..
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>>190462518
It ruins the point of spaghetti, you may as well just use some other, shorter type of pasta if you're going to break it like that.
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>>190461647
>>190461546
Subhumans
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>>190462518
There's long pasta and short pasta. Long pasta is supposed to be long. Broken long pasta isn't long.
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>>190462518
They actually do use ketchup in Japan
They call it 'Neapolitan' for some reason
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>>190461647
You sir are genius.
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>>190462298
The magic was the meal we made along the way
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Hey /a/, do you want a gift?
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>Rin-chan will never whisper umai in your ear sensually while you fuck her
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>>190462635
It's them saying:
The best tomato sauce in Naples is just ketchup to us.
They're not wrong.
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>>190462518
It's a problem if you're planning on eating it dry, as >>190462579 mentioned. It's not really a super-big /ck/ taboo even in Italy, though; "pastina" like that is perfectly acceptable in most soups and broths, since the pasta is mostly just there for consistency and trying to eat soggy, full-length spaghetti in such a dish is an equally big hassle.
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>>190461647
Someone once did this with my pencil
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>>190461647
Dutch guy here. I'm gonna trigger you fags even more. I not only break the spaghetti. But i also cut it up with a knife and fork so i can eat it with a spoon. Pic related. It basically looks like this after i am done with it. Only i eat it from a plate with ketchup
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>>190462518
Dunno, but I found out that there are a ton of italians on this board.
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That's nothing. Watch this!
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>>190462508
> Pasta la vista
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>>190461647
Thank you, that will make it so much easier to eat.
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>>190462855
Well too bad!
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>>190463233
Fuck you, I can still eat it.
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>>190461647
I don't get it, I do this every time I make spaghetti. How else am I going to fit the noodles in the pot?
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>>190462935
You should just blend everything you eat, clearly you don't care what it is.
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>>190463382
*stomps on them*
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>>190463712
Food is just fuel, you autist.
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>>190463801
bleep bloop
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>>190463753
I'll stomp on you for wasting perfectly good food!
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>>190462518
How the fuck are you supposed to eat spaghetti stubs?
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>>190461647
Sasuga
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>>190464242
you just break your spork in half and wa la
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>>190461647
Good lord almighty
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>>190461647
So well meme'd you can't call it wrong.
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>>190461647
Not a single broken straw excellent form.
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>>190463818
I once put milk, eggs, bread, Onions, and salami in a blender and baked and scrambled the resulting blend of nutrients so i could eat it easily with a spoon and mayo
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>>190465193
this is probably the real autism ngl
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>>190464242
With a spoon
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>>190465257
>this is probably the real autism ngl
It's just more efficient that way. I only bother to bake it because drinking it raw is disgusting i tried So i bake it. Mayo is for flavour since it's a little dry.
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>>190465193
What'd it taste like?
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>>190465349
>It's just more efficient that way
the calling card of a basket case
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>>190461581
I got that reference.
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>>190462930
Someone did that "trick" of holding the pencil across their fingers and slaping the table to break it. Fucking asshole.
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>>190465430
A blend of onion flavour with salami. But the soggy bread and raw egg ruin it. So in the pan it goes.
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>>190466500
Finally! You can fix it!
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>>190461647
oh my god
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>>190463233
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
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>>190461546
Japanese girl cooking spaghetti?
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>>190462935
>Welcome to the future, old man...
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>>190468125
WTF is with japanese people and microwaves?!
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>>190461647
There's literally nothing wrong with snapping pasta in half.
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>>190468348
What's wrong with those?
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Since were on the subject of dried noodles, is it okay to eat rice ramen dry?
I was really hungry and that's all I had in my room, couldn't risk leaving it with the hours of screaming going on outside of my room.
I put some arby's sauce on it so it wouldn't taste so bad.
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>>190468348
because i'm a /ck/fag and watching people ruin food in a microwave instead of properly cooking it on the stovetop or in an oven really puts me in autismo mode.
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>>190468371
...is there even a set length for pasta?
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>>190468348
they rarely have stoves
they have hotplates though so no excuse
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>>190468557
meant for
>>190468402
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>>190468595
I can't imagine living without a stove or oven to cook good meals and only living off a microwave like some fucktard in college for the rest of my life.
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>>190468557
Do you also reheat leftovers on stove?
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>>190468717
Not him but I always reheat my leftovers in either my oven or on my stove. Pretty much only use my microwave for frozen vegetables and nothing else.
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>>190468461
is that supposed to be inspiring or show how unenlightened that uniformed guy is? or what?
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>>190468717
>reheated food tastes the same as when you first cooked it...
For the most part, yes. My exceptions are canned vegetables, popcorn and (once in a while) a tv dinner if I'm feeling lazy.
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>>190468717
I mean, I don't always (rarely in fact) but I like to when I can.
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>>190468669
you can get by with an induction hotplate and a convection microwave but yeah unless you have enough space for a kitchen thats what you've got to cook with in Japan
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sure is plebbit in here
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>>190469568
>induction hotplate
Fuck that, I'd buy a gas burner.
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>>190461647
DELET
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yes I can really taste the difference when I apply heat to my food with one tool compared to another one. All the flavor is in the heat you see
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>>190461647
That wasn't very Golden Experience of you
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>>190461647
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>>190461647
mein gott
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>>190469734
the butane cookers suck, you need propane and you might as well just turn your flat into a small kitchen with a bedroom in the corner at that point
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>>190468569
Yes. Long.
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>>190469940
How long?
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>>190469985
This long.
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>>190469741
>anon is sarcastic but is too ignorant to realize how important that actually is
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>>190469568
I'd never live somewhere that a 4 burner stove/oven isn't standard.
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>>190461546
At least try to photoshop it here
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>>190470142
Also here
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>>190462935
Why not just throw it in a blender then you fucking mong
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>>190469824
Why is it laughing?
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>>190470006
I have applied heat to my food in many ways and they are all pretty similar. I am not a pretentious foodie cunt though so that may be my issue
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>>190470204
It's finally free
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>>190470245
You can't cook.
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>>190470330
a pretentious foodie cunt disapproves of what I eat, I'm crushed. How can I go on living knowing some twinkle toes queer doesn't like my food?
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>>190470379
I don't care about you or what you eat. I'm just stating a fact, which is that you cannot cook.
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>>190470429
That's strange, since I am eating something I cooked right now.
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>>190470473
Poorly, I'm sure.
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>>190470518
Nah, it's great.
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>>190470142
>>190470168
Not again AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>190461647
ammazzati porcodio
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so this is /a/ humor
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>>190470741
If you don't like it, you're always welcome to go back to wherever you came from.
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>>190470701
Here is another ver
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>>190461647

WHAT THE FUCK MAN?
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>>190470805
I can't see the difference but i'll scream anyways AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>190470805
NO NO NO MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>190470142
>>190470168
>>190470805
>>190470822
The pseudo-laziness of the original makes it even better, I feel like, but good job nonetheless.
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>>190469143
Who's uninformed?
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I'd let her rip my spaghetti in half, if you know what I mean.
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>>190462579
>>190462902
why not just use something like penne
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>>190470871
Aki is my wife
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>>190471158
t. Tourist
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>>190471158
>>190471122
she's right though unironically, most government food agencies consider raw meat and fish unsafe to eat.
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>>190471328
unless you leave real close to water, its probably a better idea not to gamble with raw fish. a few days of food poisoning is really not fun to live through, speaking from experience here
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>>190471122
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remind spaghetti is overrated

inb4 hurr durr you just haven't had """real""" spaghetti
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>>190461647
WTF ARE U DOING SUBHUMAN
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>>190471023
>AKB-061
This better be worth it
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>>190461647
Soul

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>>190470168
>>190470805
>>190470822
Soulless
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>>190461647
E-eeeeh
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Good job
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>>190461647
Puttana!
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>>190461647
AAAAA
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>>190471158
I would love to try legit katsuo tataki one day.
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>>190468348
There is literally nothing wrong with cooking pasta in a microwave.
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>>190463603
wow you piece of shit you made kaos-senpai cry I hope you are real happy with yourself
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>>190461647
God is dead
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>>190461647
PORCO DIO
PORCA MADONNA
E TUTTI GLI ANGELI OGBONNA
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>>190461546
>>190461647
I hate retards LARPing as Italians, but you made me chuckle.
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>>190462579
>and it will get gradually softer and more malleable as it cooks anyway so you have no reason to break it in the first place
Fuck no, the part that was cooking longer than the part sticking out of the pot will be overcooked and much softer, the whole thing will be cooked unevenly.
All in all it's just another excuse to have an outrage about random shit on the internet.
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>>190461647
What in the actual fuck.
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>>190463641
Bend them with a spoon for like a minute just after they are in.
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>>190461647
This kills the italian
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>>190462518
Italian "men" love putting long, floppy and thin objects into their mouths
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>>190461647
what the FUCK
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>>190464242
With a spork like a real human would
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>>190461647
Huh??
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>>190461647
AAAWWW
MAMA MIA



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