Hey /a/, watch this!
>>190461546i just wanna feel something
>>190461647i am dead inside
>>190461546>>190461647The ultimate combo.
>>190461647WHATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM
heh nothing personnel, shitaly
>>190461647This is even worse than the finger one
>>190461647this kills the pastanigger
>>190461647Where's the magic part?
>>190461647That better be a broth you're making there.
I don't get the autism about italians and not cutting the pasta. It's not like they're using ketchup instead of tomato sauce, it's just so it fits better in the potWhat's the real problem about it?
Mafioso here. Go jump on a dildo.
>>190462518Far shorter pasta, which is balls for eating with a fork, and it will get gradually softer and more malleable as it cooks anyway so you have no reason to break it in the first place
>>190461647oh maro'.. Giuseppe e Maria... abbi pietà..
>>190462518It ruins the point of spaghetti, you may as well just use some other, shorter type of pasta if you're going to break it like that.
>>190462518There's long pasta and short pasta. Long pasta is supposed to be long. Broken long pasta isn't long.
>>190462518They actually do use ketchup in JapanThey call it 'Neapolitan' for some reason
>>190461546>>190461647You sir are genius.
>>190462298The magic was the meal we made along the way
Hey /a/, do you want a gift?
>Rin-chan will never whisper umai in your ear sensually while you fuck her
>>190462635It's them saying:The best tomato sauce in Naples is just ketchup to us.They're not wrong.
>>190462518It's a problem if you're planning on eating it dry, as >>190462579 mentioned. It's not really a super-big /ck/ taboo even in Italy, though; "pastina" like that is perfectly acceptable in most soups and broths, since the pasta is mostly just there for consistency and trying to eat soggy, full-length spaghetti in such a dish is an equally big hassle.
>>190461546>>190461647Someone once did this with my pencil
>>190461647Dutch guy here. I'm gonna trigger you fags even more. I not only break the spaghetti. But i also cut it up with a knife and fork so i can eat it with a spoon. Pic related. It basically looks like this after i am done with it. Only i eat it from a plate with ketchup
>>190462518Dunno, but I found out that there are a ton of italians on this board.
That's nothing. Watch this!
>>190462508> Pasta la vista
>>190461647Thank you, that will make it so much easier to eat.
>>190462855Well too bad!
>>190463233Fuck you, I can still eat it.
>>190461647I don't get it, I do this every time I make spaghetti. How else am I going to fit the noodles in the pot?
>>190462935You should just blend everything you eat, clearly you don't care what it is.
>>190463382*stomps on them*
>>190463712Food is just fuel, you autist.
>>190463753I'll stomp on you for wasting perfectly good food!
>>190462518How the fuck are you supposed to eat spaghetti stubs?
>>190464242you just break your spork in half and wa la
>>190461647Good lord almighty
>>190461546>>190461647So well meme'd you can't call it wrong.
>>190461647Not a single broken straw excellent form.
>>190463818I once put milk, eggs, bread, Onions, and salami in a blender and baked and scrambled the resulting blend of nutrients so i could eat it easily with a spoon and mayo
>>190465193this is probably the real autism ngl
>>190464242With a spoon
>>190465257>this is probably the real autism nglIt's just more efficient that way. I only bother to bake it because drinking it raw is disgusting i tried So i bake it. Mayo is for flavour since it's a little dry.
>>190465193What'd it taste like?
>>190465349>It's just more efficient that waythe calling card of a basket case
>>190461581I got that reference.
>>190462930Someone did that "trick" of holding the pencil across their fingers and slaping the table to break it. Fucking asshole.
>>190465430A blend of onion flavour with salami. But the soggy bread and raw egg ruin it. So in the pan it goes.
>>190466500Finally! You can fix it!
>>190461647oh my god
>>190463233WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
>>190461546Japanese girl cooking spaghetti?
>>190462935>Welcome to the future, old man...
>>190468125WTF is with japanese people and microwaves?!
>>190461647There's literally nothing wrong with snapping pasta in half.
>>190468348What's wrong with those?
Since were on the subject of dried noodles, is it okay to eat rice ramen dry?I was really hungry and that's all I had in my room, couldn't risk leaving it with the hours of screaming going on outside of my room.I put some arby's sauce on it so it wouldn't taste so bad.
>>190468348because i'm a /ck/fag and watching people ruin food in a microwave instead of properly cooking it on the stovetop or in an oven really puts me in autismo mode.
>>190468371...is there even a set length for pasta?
>>190468348they rarely have stovesthey have hotplates though so no excuse
>>190468595I can't imagine living without a stove or oven to cook good meals and only living off a microwave like some fucktard in college for the rest of my life.
>>190468557Do you also reheat leftovers on stove?
>>190468717Not him but I always reheat my leftovers in either my oven or on my stove. Pretty much only use my microwave for frozen vegetables and nothing else.
>>190468461is that supposed to be inspiring or show how unenlightened that uniformed guy is? or what?
>>190468717>reheated food tastes the same as when you first cooked it...For the most part, yes. My exceptions are canned vegetables, popcorn and (once in a while) a tv dinner if I'm feeling lazy.
>>190468717I mean, I don't always (rarely in fact) but I like to when I can.
>>190468669you can get by with an induction hotplate and a convection microwave but yeah unless you have enough space for a kitchen thats what you've got to cook with in Japan
sure is plebbit in here
>>190469568>induction hotplateFuck that, I'd buy a gas burner.
yes I can really taste the difference when I apply heat to my food with one tool compared to another one. All the flavor is in the heat you see
>>190461647That wasn't very Golden Experience of you
>>190469734the butane cookers suck, you need propane and you might as well just turn your flat into a small kitchen with a bedroom in the corner at that point
>>190469741>anon is sarcastic but is too ignorant to realize how important that actually is
>>190469568I'd never live somewhere that a 4 burner stove/oven isn't standard.
>>190461546At least try to photoshop it here
>>190462935Why not just throw it in a blender then you fucking mong
>>190469824Why is it laughing?
>>190470006I have applied heat to my food in many ways and they are all pretty similar. I am not a pretentious foodie cunt though so that may be my issue
>>190470204It's finally free
>>190470245You can't cook.
>>190470330a pretentious foodie cunt disapproves of what I eat, I'm crushed. How can I go on living knowing some twinkle toes queer doesn't like my food?
>>190470379I don't care about you or what you eat. I'm just stating a fact, which is that you cannot cook.
>>190470429That's strange, since I am eating something I cooked right now.
>>190470473Poorly, I'm sure.
>>190470518Nah, it's great.
>>190470142>>190470168Not again AAAAAAAAAAAAA
so this is /a/ humor
>>190470741If you don't like it, you're always welcome to go back to wherever you came from.
>>190470701Here is another ver
>>190461647WHAT THE FUCK MAN?
>>190470822>>190470805I can't see the difference but i'll scream anyways AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>190470822>>190470805NO NO NO MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>190470142>>190470168>>190470805>>190470822The pseudo-laziness of the original makes it even better, I feel like, but good job nonetheless.
I'd let her rip my spaghetti in half, if you know what I mean.
>>190462579>>190462902why not just use something like penne
>>190470871Aki is my wife
>>190471158>>190471122she's right though unironically, most government food agencies consider raw meat and fish unsafe to eat.
>>190471328unless you leave real close to water, its probably a better idea not to gamble with raw fish. a few days of food poisoning is really not fun to live through, speaking from experience here
remind spaghetti is overratedinb4 hurr durr you just haven't had """real""" spaghetti
>>190461647WTF ARE U DOING SUBHUMAN
>>190471023>AKB-061This better be worth it
>>190471158I would love to try legit katsuo tataki one day.
>>190468348There is literally nothing wrong with cooking pasta in a microwave.
>>190463603wow you piece of shit you made kaos-senpai cry I hope you are real happy with yourself
>>190461647God is dead
>>190461647PORCO DIOPORCA MADONNAE TUTTI GLI ANGELI OGBONNA
>>190461546>>190461647I hate retards LARPing as Italians, but you made me chuckle.
>>190462579>and it will get gradually softer and more malleable as it cooks anyway so you have no reason to break it in the first placeFuck no, the part that was cooking longer than the part sticking out of the pot will be overcooked and much softer, the whole thing will be cooked unevenly.All in all it's just another excuse to have an outrage about random shit on the internet.
>>190461647What in the actual fuck.
>>190463641Bend them with a spoon for like a minute just after they are in.
>>190461647This kills the italian
>>190462518Italian "men" love putting long, floppy and thin objects into their mouths
>>190461647what the FUCK
>>190464242With a spork like a real human would