You are watching my movie tomorrow, right?
who were you again?
>>188236770Reminder that if you find "her" attractive you're gay
>>188236770Yeah of course little duck. I hope your vocabulary isn't too difficult.
>>188236770I want to, but should I?
>>188236798Reminder that if you watched 'her' anime and/or go to see 'her' movie tomorrow you're a Nazi
>>188236770Is she still a virgin?
I kind of want to gobeen looking at the seating charts for the 3 theaters near me showing (one is quite packed, others are fairly empty)But i don't really like going out to the movies in generalhow has your experiences been at anime movie showings anon?
>>188236902I know this is bait, but it's based on WW1.
>>188236770BD will be released tommorow?
>>188237314I’ve had very good experiences usually, but don’t watch narutoballGT so, like most movie going experiences, the lack of niggers or spics make it enjoyable. White beta weebs and Asians tend to be automatically quiet, and worse you may get is some assberger who shouts a meme. Only truly unfortunate viewing is experience was seeing spirited away, due to a child asking questions / crying half the time.
>>188237130Yes, but the communists are doing their best to change that.
>>188237314It's just like viewing any other fucking movie why do you guys have to have autism when it comes to socializing?
>>188237334It's WW1 & 2 combined
>>188237838Its WW2 if 1 never happened.
>>188237838I thought it was WWI, just gone off-script a little due to magic. Tanya is secretly there to unify Europe, preventing WWII's unbelievable mistakes.
>>188237720Those chapters are fun to read, guys entire purpose of mobilizing the reds is cunny.
>>188237888Tanya is there to kill godless commies and be a saint for yandere God.
>>188236770Where though? It doesn't show in the Netherlands as far as I know.
>>188238055I'm wondering this too. Can we see it in the Netherlands? Or do only countries with fluoride in the water have it air?
>>188236770Yes and I'm ready for comfy viewing. Hopefully won't need to yell at the normalfags to shut the hell up
>>188236770Yes I bought a ticket.
>>188238589What kindness of normalfag is going to see a anime about lel pedo Hitler?
>>188236798only mentally gay. physically gay is so much gayer
>>188236942God I want to impregnate nene
>>188238928*spiritually gayMentally since Tanya’s brain has the same chemical make up as a female, and she was born female with those proper chromosomes, Tanya is physically and mentally female. Only her memories, and possibly “soul” identify as male.
>>188238881You'd be surprised by how many normalfags I've seen getting excited for this film. My theater at least is pretty empty compared to the others but I'm seeing a group of 4 and a group of 3 right next to eachother. Fairly far from me so they'll probably be quiet enough at the very least for me not to care, but I still worry a little
>>188239005*mentally gaysource: the book. get fucked tranny
It’s on Netflix?
>>188239195>trannyWhat I posted is the exact opposite of a tranny belief. Male and female brains differ from the womb, due to how they form, chromosomes, and hormones. Regardless of the memories stored in Tanyas reincarnated soul, her brain would very much be that of a females biologically. I did enjoy that section of the book, when Tanya shelves those thoughts for a later day, but that isn’t what I discussed at all.
>>188239097>if you have friends ur a normalfag reee>if you arnt a 400lb Russian hacxor ur a normalfag reeeno normal person spends money and time to watch a lolicon history channel cartoon
>>188239097who cares man? there will be people in a cinema deal with it 100 100
>>188239314I can hope you're right /a/non and I'm just being a paranoid retard
>>188236770Is it going to show her 9 inch corkscrew penis?
6 people T.T
The only anime movie playing at my local kinoplex is Code Geass, so, no.
>>188240858I think all but four seats or something are taken where I’m going, but I’m also in LA.
Yes. Good luck, little duck.
>>188236770yes! me and my cousin already got our tickets! tanya is the most based loli in the rheinland
>>188236902Ive never watched her anime but I'm a nazi. What now faggot
>>188236770It's not in my theaters
>>188242082Same here. I'd love to watch it, but the only anime I can get in the nearest big city is a weekly showing of some Ghibli movie.
Fukken sick, was wondering what /ourgurl/ was up to.
No airings on my country. The most European anime of the decade and fucking nothing here; goddammit.
I really want to go but all the theaters in my area have a strict no singles policy. I've been thinking of taking my imouto with me but she's going to make fun of me again.
>>188242507It's the same in Germany, they're probably afraid we'll turn Nazi again.
>>188242627>no singles policyThe fuck? What kind of shithole do you live in?
>>188242683Real pity; the II Reich seemed pretty cool, if you ask me.
>>188242705lol trolled yhbtyhlhand
>>188242705Every fucking time
>>188242705Canada, why do you ask? Doesn’t every theater have a no singles policy?
>>188242705 Your first night on the chans I see.
>>188243116It's 3PM here, actually.
>>188242705Buy two seats like a true Otaku.
How come their's still no rip for volume 5 of youjo senki novel?
>>188243377I just buy localized because I hate reading txt on a screen for long. Manga is ok. Can’t do books though.
>>188243760Oh yeah, thanks. it wasn't on madokami.
>>188239097Lol if you think that's bad. Check out the theater in my little Asian-American town.
>Love Live Sunshine didn't get a theatrical US release>Tanya didWell at least I'm still going to have fun.
>>188236770>actually going outsideno thanks. I dont think its even being shown around here anyway.
>>188236770Not screenings in Ireland to my knowledge
Are there any screenings in Greece?
I found one showing tomorrow, and I'm going.
>tfw movie only airs in USA and europe
Bluray available in August this year.But it isn't showing in Irish cinemas.
>>188247753>europeNegative, Ghost Rider.
>>188237334They skipped panzers 1 and 2 and went straight on to 4
>>188236770fuck the duck
>Tanya hates combat and doesn't want to expose herself to risk or glory>Tanya invents commando operations>Tanya invents close air support>Tanya invents terror bombing>Tanya invents being good at fighting>Tanya has the biggest gem and the strongest AT Field because God wants to punish her>Tanya gets her own high-risk commando unit for behind-lines operations>none of the commandos ever die or get hurt>they always completely massacre the enemy magesWhat's the point? This show started out good but it just devolved into jerking off. The whole Being X conflict and Flashman-esque cowardice shenanigans have been sidelined in favour of Tanya being a badass.
>tfw you got seat E8 because you bought tickets way fucking earlyDesu
Will watch as soon as bluray rips are out. Not being in the US or any civilized country means no theater is showing it.
>>188248687Actually it's a Panzer 3 anon. Also the Panzer 1 and 2 and even the Leichttraktor are used in the series, but specifically in the manga, the anime definitely skips to the Panzer 3.
>>188236798I guess I’m gay hmmm...
>>188249339No info yet for a Mexico screening, but they have been showing many Anime movies for some years now so we could get it, probably in a few months.
i'd rather not be surrounded by hitler/stalin nuthuggers, thanks
>>188251723It's actually funny that everyone keeps making hitler references when we're dealing with pre-nazi germany expy. It's like saying the US had a big standing army pre-ww1.
>>188252019Prussiaboos are just as bad as wehraboos
>I'm the only person that doesn't get to bring friendsThis sucks
>>188236770Mate I wish I could watch Ye tomorrow but I’m not doing a 3 bloody wanking hour drive
>>188252925Did you really need to repost it without the meme arrow?
So, where my lolicons at?
>>188253514>not just assuming everyone here is a lolicon
>>188236770I love you Tanya-chan but I don't watch movies.
>$13.95+ 2.4 gallons of gasNo
>>188236770>tfw there will never be a gangbang rape scene
So when will I be able to watch it outside of theaters? Will it be on Nyaa?
>>188254371Bluray in August.If no one else uploads it, I will.
My local theater is full. What is it going to smell like?
Will there be a camrip?
>>188254459Piss and sweat
>>188255697I can hope not since some poor guy just wasted his time recording the movie instead of just enjoying it, though they'd be a retard anyways so it wouldn't matter. If so though, hopefully it'll be so shit, it might as well be unwatchable. Nobody deserves to go down to the level of watching the shittiest quality possible just to see it early.
>>188249084You’ll enjoy book 5.
>>188254459Cum n cunny
>>188256031I've already seen it twice, why not do everybody else the favor?
>>188236770No, because apparently Leafs can't have nice things.Should I renew my passport and just drive to the states for events like this? I could make it there and back in a day.
I'm thinking about it but it's a 30 minute drive which will end up eating my entire evening by the time I leave work, lift, shower, drive there, watch movie, drive home. Give me one good reason not to catch a rip with the lads in a few months.
>>188257296Loli is illegal in Canada. They'll lock your ass up for watching the film.
>>188236770Sorry old man, movie ain't showing here. I'll wait for the upload though.
>>188237730>why do you guys have to have autismHello newfren
>>188237838Right, I'm assuming a certain archduke never got assassinated so they have the inability to consider a world war while having world war 2 weapons (doubtful they'd have those without WW 1 but whatever) with a world war 1 mentality
>>188257637There's no mention of Austria-Hungary and Russian wasn't involved in the conflict from day one. Their system of alliances must have been entirely different if this didn't turn into a world war in the first couple of weeks of fighting.
>>188239195>mentally homosexual or physically homosexualSo one is theoretical and the other is actual. There's a clear difference there.
AYE I COPPED ONE TICKET IMA BE SMELLING LIKE KUSH WHEN YOU SEE ME TOMORROW
>>188258375you better not be in my state
Did the japs like the movie?
>>188236798It's spiritually homo, anon. Unlike you, a faggot in every regard.
Seems pretty popular here.
> tfw no airings in Australia
>>188258647Go to his state, stay the fuck out of mine
>>188249084tanya implemented successful modern military tactics before they existed, the only real iffy part is a salaryman being able to recall them in enough detail to be useful.
>>188258732It's not that unrealistic when you remember that she was educated in a military institution. She can remember what some people from her time did, which can sometimes be the hardest part in developing new methods of warfare, and then using her actual military knowledge she can reverse engineer them in her head.
>>188258963I don't like it either.
>>188259002>I don't like it either.Why haven't you moved yet anon?
>>188259095I have nowhere else to go, plus my job is here.
>>188259156Awh, what do you do?
My pacifist libertarian girlfriend.
>>188252402And you are just as bad as any faggot.
>>188252402What about cunnyboos?
>>188258686get fucked island anglo
who knew texas was full of weebs
>>188260018>island angloas opposed to regular anglos?
>>188236770So lads, what do you think Being X will try to pull to make Tanya's movie bomb in the U.S. tomorrow?
>>188260569Make the movie about a little girl becoming Hitler
>>188260569Dark Knight Rises repeat.
>>188239195Post Aoi Yuki's take on it.
Is there a list of countries or something?
http://collider.com/saga-of-tanya-the-evil-movie-review/>A-Looks promising at least, will wait for BDrips in August
Should I go and watch it? I dont feel like watching it with a bunch of fat weirdo's and I rather pirate it.. how long do I have to wait? Why are there so many people?
>>188261157At least 6 months
>nearest theater doesn't do reserved seatsWhat are my chances of getting stuck in a funk sandwich?
>>188261157I'm not expecting a bunch of fat weirdos. Weirdos to be sure, but I strongly suspect that the worst of the bunch will stay at home.>Why are there so many people?Everyone loves murder loli
>>188254459BO and sharts
>>188262137>BD in AugustFuck, too late to cancel my online ticketFUCK!
>>188263050Chill.The sound alone is worth seeing it in the theater.
Post your experiences, need my weekly dose of cringe.
Is anyone else shocked by how many fucking weebs live in your city? My theater is completely full.
>>188263296Don't forget that you're pulling from the areas between theaters showing it as well.For example, the one I'm going to is further away from my home than 4 other theaters that aren't showing it.
What theaters are these you guys are using? I don't know that any of mine show weeb movies except AMC rarely for like one day windows.
>>188263538Fuck they never have these things near me. I've already got tickets to see John Wick around the same time too. FUCK
>naming the villain Mary Sue
Aoi Yuuki's voice for Tanya is simply amazing
I havent been following this for a little while, where will likely be the first place have a proper version online?>i aint bothering with any of that camera pointed at a cinema screen bullshit>and there are no screening in my country
Who are you?
>>188263804Aoi Yuuki is amazing at playing loli characters whose voices you want to fuck.
I want to but honestly I can't bring myself to be enough of a normalfag to actually go out and watch anime in public.
Managed to change my 6 hour shift from 6pm to noon tomorrow. Will be happily munching buncha-crunch during the movie.
>>188265501>normalfag>taking advantage of your location to see the next part of an anime before most other /a/nons with a superior audio setup>watching anime in publicI think you mean based autist anon
>>188265900>not bringing your own snacks into the theater
>>188265911I'd have to travel to another city because boonies so it's not really taking advantage of my location.
Gonna try secretly recording the movie and hope I won't get caught. Wish me luck
>>188265967Oh.......well then I stand corrected. Hope you choose what you feel is the best course of action. Also >>188266009 good luck having anyone wanting to stoop so low as to watch that.
>>188254415you're doing god's workplease do so at your earliest convenience
>>188265965Mojave spring heat bodes ill for chocolate candies.
>>188236770no, im sorry :/
>>188236770Finished watching the first season the other day because of Isekai Quartet and liked it a lot. Tanya is based.
>>188236770Yes tanya. I already have my ticket.
>>188236770I don't even watch your scenes in isekai quartet you ugly nigga-lipped child
>>188260149College station here, theater looked pretty well bought when I got my tickets 2 weeks ago. Texas is the 3rd largest state for cons so it really a surprise?
>>188238023That's what he wishes, but afaik she has other plans>>188241224>Ive never watched her anime but I'm a naziRetarded faget hasn't got the point>>188242507feels bad manI'll wait for the BDRip too>>188242683It's the same in all Europe, fag. I doubt baguettes are afraid of becoming nazis
>>188237334My God how easy it is to fucking get past people. Fucking modern education I swear>blatantly base your show on WWII, but you side with the Germans, wat do, censors and the ZOG will come for your ass!>use galaxy brain>call it WWI>no one fucking noticesGood I guess, cause you brainlets can't get the show banned
>>188268082But... the show is based on WWI. It's pretty explicit, from the Imperial German government to the shitshow in the Balkans. There are similarities with WWII because, rightfully considered, the 2nd World War wasn't a true "second" war, but rather a continuation of the first.
>>188268308Yeah, as I said, it takes 1 or 2 lines from WWI and pretends the year is for that time, but >95% of the show is WWII. Thankfully, that's all it takes apparently, gives me hope Here's my fanfic>Arolf Hortler>in 1917>in the nation of NonDeutch>leads this nation in the Middle of Some Continent>against Some evil forces >against some assholes with bad teeth and Vodka drinkers>nice guy, does nothing wrongThat's my WWI story, did you like it?
>>188268440But here's the thing: if Germany won the Great War, then there would be no room for a demagogue like Hitler.There would be room for such a demagogue in the UK or Russia. So there may be fascists in the east instead of Bolsheviks, or maybe there will be a Mosley character.
>>188249084Honestly I thought that was kind of the point. Being a fedora tipping edgelord isn’t actually furthering Tanya’s goal of getting back at being X or giving her an easy life. >>188258732>only real iffy part is a salaryman being able to recall them in enough detail to be usefulIt’s completely unrealistic, as it would require an understanding of multiple academic disciplines, international law, and a level of military education that the Empire would be unable to provide. That said, it’s entertaining as fuck and that’s all that really matters.
Can I just buy my tickets at the theatre or is it prepurchase only? I'm lucky enough that there is a showing about 30min away.
>>188268440You know about KaiserReich right? If there was no world war one, or Germany won WW1 there is no Hitler.
>>188268440No you are just some Tumblr-tier scum that needs to go >>>/back/
>>188269101Didn't Hitler only rise up due to partially the atrocities he saw during WWI and mainly by the ridiculous punishment Germany received from the treaty of versailles, even though they weren't the ones who started the war?
>>188268308Nigga General De Gaulle and Irwin Rommel are literally characters in this story. They even make comments about the French surrendering to protect their capital. >the 2nd World War wasn't a true "second" war, but rather a continuation of the first.This is the kind of dumb shit people think sounds intelligent. You may as well say World War I was really just the 2nd Franco-Prussian War as assblasted Frenchman were motivated by their ass pain to defeat Germany much in the same way Germany was motivated by its ass pain in WWII. They had new leadership, different allies, and completely different ambitions from the first World War and that Churchillian view of the conflict completely ignores the Pacific Theater.
>>188269180Hitler rose up because he was a manlet.
>>188269279but if he was a manlet how could anyone tell that he rose up?
>>188269261>completely different ambitions from the first World Wardid they though?
Going with 3 lads tomorrow from our seasonal anime group. Might order a figure after.
>>188269101Of course I knowDid you just look at the year? If so, you fall to the same trap as the show creator intended.. Changing the year is all it takes>>188269127Psychosis
>>188269328Nah. Both world wars were fought to maintain Anglo-French hegemony of Europe.
G-guys I bought the movie ticket but I'm really nervous. I haven't gone outside in months
>>188236798I don't find her attractive but that doesn't mean I don't want to fuck her so what does that mean.
I'll probably hang it up tomorrow.
lore is irrelevant, if the character is a girl and the seyuu is a girl then it's a girl you dense motherfuckers
>>188269180>the ridiculous punishment Germany received from the treaty of versaillesPeople tend to conflate the effect of Versailles with the effect the Great Depression had on the fledgling Weimar Republic. Germany was largely untouched by the war in contrast to Allied territory, lost some territory (much of it territory is won from France in a previous war), and was only required to pay financial reparations of which only France was serious about getting back. Before the Great Depression, Germany was already recovering from the war, but once it hit, it was easy opposition parties to use the treay as an excuse.
>>188269655Really, I've only had a surface look at the topic but I recall hearing stories of massive inflation of whatever the german currency was at the time.Then again with all the rampant corruption and degeneracy going on in Weimar Germany and the weimar equivalent of antifa beating people/destroying property of anyone daring to speak against them it's not really surprising that a pro-german/nationalist partywas able to gain power, leading to Hitler.
>>188269441You are just a massive faggot who really needs to go back to plebbit
>>188236770Of course I will be watching your movie from my mom's basement. What else would I be doing?
>>188236770>People still like this tanya shitcringe
>>188269655Versailles was a travesty, and it's laughable that the major think tanks like to proudly point to the League of Nations and the role that their forebears played in the negotiations ending WW1. So much for institutions.Have these niggas even read No Longer Human? Society (and institutions) are just collections of individuals.[/spoilers]
>>188270539i've only watched the anime adaption of no longer humanthat's all i remember because i dont even remember the story any moreill give it a rewatchhave you seen it? is the anime adaption faithful?> read alternate translations of the titlewow puts a different spin on it doesnt it
>>188270655I think there are others, but I've only seen the Aoi Bungaku adaptation.It was pretty good, but it's definitely worth reading the book. It's pretty short and speaks to the soul.You're also right about the alternate translations. I think "disqualified from being human" is really the most fitting.
Ill just watch it at home on some sketchy site then
>>188236770No, I'm waiting for the BD to watch alone like being X intended.
>>188236770There is a new duck tales movie?
>>188270539>Society (and institutions) are just collections of individualsreally makes you think
>>188270539Are you saying that individuals are bad or good? It matters to me.
>>188270839Individuals are just that: individuals.Each one is different. There are good people and bad people.Good societies/institutions are good because they're led by good people. Bad ones are led by bad people. If you want to be a good person, focus first on being strong (in an overall sense which encompasses mental fortitude, finances, and physicality). Being strong, by itself, won't make you good, but it is a necessary prerequisite. Weak people (again in an overall sense) cannot be good people.
>>188270948>If you want to be a good person, focus first on being strong (in an overall sense which encompasses mental fortitude, finances, and physicality). Being strong, by itself, won't make you good, but it is a necessary prerequisite. Weak people (again in an overall sense) cannot be good people.cringe
>>188270948>If you want to be a good person, focus first on being strong (in an overall sense which encompasses mental fortitude, finances, and physicality). Being strong, by itself, won't make you good, but it is a necessary prerequisite. Weak people (again in an overall sense) cannot be good people.And this is because if you are weak you can't impose your will on others right?Based Stirner at it again.
>>188253514Looks like my theater
>>188270984People should be strong. It's better to be strong than to be weak. Strength grants a person the freedom to act in accordance with their will.Weak people cannot be good people, because their weakness denies them the freedom necessary to perform genuinely good deeds. Being "nice" out of a sense of weakness, out of a sense of not wanting to step on other peoples toes or not being able to afford burning any bridges, isn't kindness. It's insincere social manipulation. Genuine goodness requires genuine strength. There's no better illustration of this fact than mercy: the weak man cannot show mercy, because no one is at his mercy.
>>188271043I think of it as being more about imposing your will upon yourself.I haven't read Stirner. Isn't he a spook?
>>188271107>the weak man cannot show mercy, because no one is at his mercy.what kind of garbage is thatnobody is at the absolute bottom of the laddereveryone can show mercy to someone elseeven if it's just their kid, or a fucking animalyour moral character isn't measured by the size of your deeds
>>188269515Holy shit, nice map. I don't mean to be a dirty saucefag but where'd you get that from? Was it some kind of special free merch from the theaters in Japan?
>>188271325yes, that's the topic of discussion, being a good person
>>188236770What's the fucking point of recap movies, even fansubbers know they are shit and stoipped making sub for them.
>>188271256Free? Lol, no. They charge out the ass for everything but the little booklet. Anyway, map is actually a playmat that I had a frame made for. Got it from Amiami.
It’s so great that I live in America where I can watch this in theaters. My condolences to all the semen slurping yuropoors and spics that can’t.
>>188271368whatever point you're trying to make, it's lost on me
>>188271383>recap movieBut its not a recap movie?
>>188271383>recap moviesIt's a continuation. Little bit of Afrika and then over to notRussia.
>>188271404Read more Striner, you seem to have some spooks that need to busted.
Serious question /a/.Why do we allow threads like this? This is clearly the kind of garbage thread you see on /v/.How hard is it to just say"Youjo Senki movie thread"Why add /v/ garbage in it?in conclusion:Go fucking kill yourself
>>188271434did I say I believed in morality?
>>188271406>>188271443Holy fucking kek, go back to plebbit, faggot.
>>188271406>Go fucking kill yourselfHow hard would it be to take your own advice?
>>188271465>>188271462>defending /v/ tier OPs
>>188271443This is levels of autism which merits being thrown in a gas chamber.
>>188271454By what you said in this post:>>188271349Yes.>being a good personBut what exactly does it mean to be a good person? If I genocided an entire race or a sect of religion and my people called me a hero, then I am a good person, but if someone from say that religious sect or race sees me, they will believe I am the devil, so no matter what I do someone will always think ill of my decision, so instead of caring about what others think of me, I'm just going to not be a slave to society and do what ever the fuck I want.
>>188271465>>188271462Wow /a/ is dead
>>188271498I'm not defending the OP, I'm laughing at the fact that you exposed yourself as being from plebbit.
>>188271521discussing the meaning of a term doesn't mean you believe it you absolute brainlet
>>188258220Austria-Hungary and Germany are one empire in this. To my understanding this is how it goes: the scandis do a show of force attack on the Germans, who then declare war, dragging in Francois. Dacia joins but gets BTFO instantly. The brits at this point are slightly supporting the francois. Then Germania capitulates both the Entente and Francois. This leaves bongland pretty spooked, so they and americans use the francois forces in exile as CB for attacking Germania(that's why Tanya sperged out at the end of the season). Commies just join in on the fun.
>>188271498>hey guys let me inform you this is a /v/ style of thread, but don’t ask me how I know that. h-haha I obviously don’t browse the board.Literally fuck off you ironic self hating faggot
This doesn't even count the tickets that people will still buy tomorrow.
>>188271638E11 is a prime seat.
>>188271638How the actual fuck? No normalfag would go let alone pay to watch loli hitler in a movie theater. What the fuck is happening?
>>188269483Don’t worry, nobody cares.
>>188271668Not anymoreit's about to be mine
>>188271638Oh hey, this is the Rosemont movie theater. Buy seat D17 and I'll buy D18. We can sit together.
>>188271638Jesus this looks like the biggest and yet still fullest one in the entire thread.
>>188271668That theater has a strict no singles policy, so nobody can pick up the seat unless they’re willing to sit apart from the person they came to the cinema with.
>>188271721Aww shiiiit just got real
>>188271638Please make sure to bring your uniform or you will look like THAT guy.
I haven't watched Isekai Quartet yet because I haven't watched Overlord or Re:Zero (Yes I have a huge backlog), how screwed am I?
>>188270103The inflation was in the early twenties and was solved by Chancellor Stresseman, but the incident was used as one of the justifications in the NSDAP to attempt their coup in Munich, which led to the arrest of Hitler and the writting of Mein Kampf.
>>188271638I love how there's so much people and still no one will touch L or M. True cinema connoisseurs
>>188271732That theater is virtually across the street from the convention center that will host Anime Central this weekend (May 17-19). I'm sure a lot of people will come a day early, watch Tanya, and then go to the convention center for the weekend.I'll be going on Friday only to catch the premiere of the second Made in Abyss movie.
>>188271839>tanya>made in abyss>ZAQ, Asaka, Sasaki, TRUEGod it's going to be a good weekend
>>188271799Not at all really. Isekai Quartet will if anything convince you to watch the series you haven’t yet, but you can still enjoy it even if there’s shows in it you haven’t seen.
>>188271895Are you going all three days? Did they say what time the concert will take place? I planned on showing up around 4 PM because of work.
>>188271388Ah, well thank you /a/non
>>188268082The geopolitical situation is so obviously ww1 it's astounding that anyone misses it.There's tanks and air combat. That's about as ww2 as the show gets.
Guys, they ran out of crab legs at my kinoplex, what should I get instead?
>>188271946Hell yeah all 3 daysConcert is at 5 on fridayLine will probably officially start at 4, unofficially start at 3. That's how these things go
>>188272086>The geopolitical situation is so obviously ww1which wasnt really much different to ww2
>>188272131The fuck? Is it the same with the movie, you'll have to stand in line for an hour just to get into the room?
>>188271925Well I've added it to my backlog now but it's so far back I probably will have seen all the shows in it by now.
>>188272155Movie might be different but the concert is THE main event with such huge names. I was there for Fhana last year and yeah the line was huge and long.
GOOD LUCK LITTLE DUCK
>there are people actually going to watch a movie about a little girl becoming Hitler and Germany are the 'good guys' fighting the 'evil' allied forces
>>188272180Honestly, I just bought the Friday ticket primarily for the movie. What if I want to check out the concert once it started, can I just waltz in since I'd be in the back anyway? I also noticed they'll be playing A Silent Voice but for some reason they have it scheduled during Made in Abyss.
>>188272146If it were ww2, there would need to be another war of unification, there would need to be a failed treaty system by the allies, there would need to be mass revanchism in the political body, there would need to be ideologues in military positions, and MOST IMPORTANTLY there would need have already been a war on this scale in the setting.
>>188272249Well when you put it that way
>there are people stell thinking that Tanya is Hitler
>>188272249Where do you think you are?
>>188236770Yes I even took off work. It was my birthday a couple days ago so this is a present to myself.
>>188272260I've always line up and tried to be as front and center to all concerts as possibleBut yeah I think if you arrive late you can go in and stand in the back without the wait
>>188272249doesnt not!russia stomp them tanya defects and ends up living in not!new york
>>188272341Wear something recognizable and maybe I'll find you on Friday.
>>188272299I blame the American school system for teaching kids about muh holocaust more than any other historical event.
>>188272354More like not!Germany fuck rekts not!Russia but not!Germany politicians being greedy idiots when their military is already stretched thin
>>188272299>>there are people still hoping that Tanya will at some point meet HitlerJust to see if she rifle-butts him in the nutts.
This is the average German military academy student. Say something nice to her.
>>188272419Oh I will be. Take care now. Can't wait for this movie and weekend.
>>188272472I want to make her give birth to an American citizen.
>>188272472GOOD LUCK LITTLE DUCK
I'll keep you all updated on my experience in Atlanta tomorrow. There's nothing worse than nigger weebs, but I'll go through it to bring you content anons.
>>188272472Good Luck Little Duck!
>>188272687white weebs are worse desu
>>188272687You're one of them aren't you?
>>188236770>You are watching my movie tomorrow, right?Can't do that here. Have to wait for a chink cam or something. IT'S ALL SO BOTHERSOME.
>>188271521good thing you dont care about what your enemies think of you
>>188269180>Didn't Hitler only rise up due to partially the atrocities he saw during WWIHitler loved being in WWI. It was the first time in his life he wasn't a fuckup. He only got pissed when it ended while he was in hospital after being gassed. He couldn't conceive that Germany could have lost and assumed that they were somehow backstabbed by Jews.
>>188236770good luck little duck
>>188271631Like real life, most of this is due to the anglos setting shit up. Most of Nords mistakes are due to false promises from anglos and French. Commies get in on it because one of their leaders is a actual pedophile and wants to rape Tanya, plus fun.
>>188256840camrips are always shit quality. Just wait for the bluray.
>>188244542>Asian-American town.Orange County? Alhambra?
>>188273896Who can blame him.
i cant im afraid of leaving the house alone and im pretty sure im developing agoraphobia slowlyim watching it when it's available for torrenting.
>tfw i only bought one ticket for myself
>>188272249>allies>good>>188272354>>188272461Ok, where did this happen? I’ve read up to volume 5 and while it’s clear the empire loses in some regards, at least it’s governing system due to all the loss of records, I haven’t read anything about Tanya in NY or her post-war.
>>188273062>what was the 1918 communist civil war in Germany led by jews
D-did anyone feel kind of bad for her? Also which fakecountries correspond to their real country counterpart? Tanya is obvious german right?
>>188274728There is a map anon.
>>188275027I don't know any geography
>>188236902>You are a Nazi if you watch her movieWtf I’m going to watch her movie now!
>>188275197where is notJapan and notChina
>>188275325Was never important in the story
>>188275325Despite what retards like to spam, it's basically a "what if Germany actually succeded somewhat in WWI but with magic", meaning the Asiatic countries were largely uninvolved.
>>188275353I’m going to assume not!Japan will show up eventually. Would be interesting if Tanya still knows Japanese or not after 15 years+ as female not!German.
>>188236770Yeah in emeryville
>>188275043>I don't know any geographyHow the fuck do you not know where the Nordic countries are?Is the amerimutt meme actually accurate?
>>188275568Why do I need to know where the Nordic countries are? The world figuratively revolves around the U.S.
>>188275596>Why do I need to know where the Nordic countries are?So you stop propagating the "Americans are fucking retarded" meme for one.>The world figuratively revolves around the U.S.Then you should know where your vassal states lie, as well as the geopolitical consequences of where your allies, enemies, and neutral powers lie.
>>188275619Not knowing where the Nordic countries geographically lie doesn't make me retarded
>>188275641>Not knowing where the Nordic countries geographically lie doesn't make me retardedIn that you have a disorder? No.That it makes you look fucking stupid? Absolutely.I know you're just shitposting and you're not the actual guy, make it less obvious.
>>188275687To be fair, most American education is on American geography. Most of our states aren’t bigger than European countries, and they put allot of emphasis on learning about them.
>>188275687No I'm the actual guy. I don't see how not knowing where relatively irrelevant countries lie makes me stupid. Literally the one time in my 25 years of life where I had to "know where the Nordic countries are" is right now.
>>188236770Just watched the first two episodes of this really enjoyed it, does Tanya stay nuts throughout the show or does "she" grow a heart?
>>188275832Hey, me too!
>>188275906i don't really care if you believe me or not
>>188275875She treats her troops that she trained as valuable competent meat shields
>>188275939I'm fine with this
>>188275875She believes all life has economic purpose and treats it fairly using NAP principles and libertarian ideals.
>>188275875>>188275939she starts to car in the books, especially after when she makes ltc and gets her group
>>188272249Wtf I’m going to watch the movie now!
>>188236770Einfach großartig <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqzH7k1Dpog
>>188277225Hate fuck doujins WHEN? Femdom loli on busty is the best.
He loves Tanya.
Time to read Kyouichirou's doujin again
I accidentally deleted my Tanya folder while deleting old pics. Post Tanya so I can recoop my shit.
>>188236770I'll probably watch the camrips
>>188277412Sobin is a odd artist. Love some of his art, and then other times it’s like wtf nigga that’s not how any of this works. The arch back on that Tanya and the 3 rib cages on the arch back of magical Tanya fall into the later.
>>188249084>Tanya invents commando operations>Tanya invents close air support>Tanya invents terror bombing>Tanya invents being good at fightingenemy is now doing all of those stuff too>Tanya has the biggest gem and the strongest AT Field because God wants to punish her>Tanya gets her own high-risk commando unit for behind-lines operations>none of the commandos ever die or get hurtall of those things chance since volume 4
>>188278005>It was not by my hand that I once more post bait>I was called here by retards who wish to feed ME (You)'s
>less than 14 hours till loli Hitler on big screen
>>188279484The flags are very aesthetic.
>>188277731that pose isnt really that farfetched as you might thing. go look at contortionists. that ass on a loli is less realistic
>>188277731I think that part of it might be influenced by the fact that this is a purely imaginative effort from a deluded pedophile; feminine features such as wide hips or a curved back that Tanya certainly doesn't have as a malnourished underdeveloped child would be amplified in the eyes of Loliya. Basically, it is intentional.
>>188236770I bought my tickets yesterday so I'm going straight from my soulless wagecuck job to the theater
>>188236770I want to watch a movie. And I also want to see a live concert.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR57CXPQUOM
>>188281268Man, playing Tanya must be fun as hell. I love how OOC that entire song is; somehow that just makes it better.
>>188236902Oh, Good to know. I'm going to watch her anime and movie then!
>>188281914no I use Firefox
>>188281268Is Aoi Yuuki still IMAGINE tier?
>>188282341No she used all her voice acting money to get taller.
Sorry to the Texas Anons that might sit next to me tonight. I'm going right after my refinery job, and won't have time to shower off the stank.
Anyone else feel like the nazi stuff is entirely there to make it seem edgy and justify the "evil" part? the empire is obviously WWI germany, and all of the similarities with the third reich are basically just the country equivalent of cosplay. there's no charismatic leader, no ethnic cleansing, they don't even really invade poland or anything. I think they just wanted to appeal to dudes with a hardon for """"""military history""""" but didn't want to actually do anything morally iffy.
>>188282735WWI was an exercise in stupidity, and that really fits this series's take on war. You did have some heinous malign stuff in WWI, such as the Armenian Genocide or the bombardment of cities, but for the most part the fighting was between soldiers. However, WWI era German officers and soldiers did dress up like the ones on Youjo Senki; I don't think there's anything reminiscent of nazism in YS at all.
>>188274332Web novel.>>188282341Always and forever.>>188282735>Anyone else feel like the nazi stuff is entirely there to make it seem edgy and justify the "evil" part?>I think they just wanted to appeal to dudes with a hardon for """"""military history""""" but didn't want to actually do anything morally iffy.Oh definitely. Japan has a not insignificant population of Wehraboos. I will give the author a credit though as there's at least logic to the choice. Being X forced force Tanya into a situation were she is effectively destined to lose. For all the success Tanya has in the anime, her success hasn't resulted in any significant deviations from the two periods of history that are being pulled from.
>>188236770I am still considering it.Then again, I think loli Hitler was a meh show. So maybe I'll just wait for a camrip and piss my money on Detective Pikachu
>>188260149Wow, I'm in that exact theaterLast I remember, the mall is dead empty and has been for years. The recliners look comfy though, damn I'm looking forward to it
>>188283621>piss my money on Detective Pikachudont
>>188283621>This anime that tried was meh to me>I'll probably just watch some soulless corporate advertisement instead.....anon...
Glad I bought my ticket two weeks ago.Though I wasn't really expecting an anime movie to be completely booked.This'll be my first time going to one and my first time going to a theater in over a decade.
>>188236770For once I wished I lived in the US
>>188249084yeah, it would have been great it they really played up the 'tanya is a coward who wants to survive more than anything' angle up moreIMHO that's kind of true of a lot of stuff from this show. they never really explore her being a coward, they never really explore the way she pretends to be whoever she needs to be to get ahead, they never even really explore the fact that shes a fucking TEN YEAR OLD GIRL. if you took the high-concept pitch for the show and gave it to a team of history channel producers, the anime is what i'd imagine would come out.
>>188285018Wasted potential really
>>188275948You're a homosexual.
>>188258732She didn't write all of that just with his knowledge a lot of it comes from the professional education the army gave her
>>188285018You mean in the anime or the LN? Because many of her most stellar moments are born out of her cowardice; the creation of the 203rd Battalion and her defense in Afrika in which by trying to escape the battlefield with her troops avoiding being court martialed she ended up inadvertently winning the battle are the first examples that come to mind.
>>188285368>scouting over the eastern border>notRussia surprise attacks>ordered to support the front line>says fuck that, that's where all the fighting is, and attacks the undefended capital instead
>>188285018>they never even really explore the fact that shes a fucking TEN YEAR OLD GIRL.It was amusing how she had to explain to visha and weiss what the problem with her being the interrogator is because they were so used to, respect and fear her so much that they literally forgot she was a little pre-teen girl.
>>188285475She really hates commies, huh?
>>188285584Sometimes I wonder if she even realizes how much of a psycho she can be or at the very least, understand why everyone is so afraid of her.
If I want to get back into this, what should I read?
>>188239195>Tanya currently has no plans to enter into a social contract and abandon her freedom.based
>>188285584Also that time in the plane where she asks Weiss to relay her orders because no one can hear her over the engine noise or the part where Weiss ask her to leave the pointman task to him because she is too short to move in the snow
Did the BD fix all the duck lips in the show? I might watch it if they did.
>>188253514>>188271058Now you have to fuck
I want to do the 14 words together with Tanya!
>tfw the only theatre showing it is 4 hours awayCouldn't watch the Made in Abyss movie either...
>>188287565That's a lot of words, anon. You really up to the task?
>got my ticket weeks ago>check seating>theater is 100% full
>>188287828Imagine the smell
Is it weird to go to a theatre by yourself? I've only ever gone with friends/family. The seat chart definitely makes it seem like most people are going to show up in groups.
viktoriya is like osaka with big tits
>>188268082amerimutts get the gas first
>>188288525I can't imagine many people would use a youjo senki movie as a "couples" movie.
>>188242683hope you guys do desu
>>188268440your a fucking retard holy shit
>>188288575Tanya was made for being forced to dress girly.
>>188258686Fuck, I was looking for some but even my local WEEB club is just watching airings from like 3 months ago.
>>188275832holy shit does this make me an above average in terms of american education or are you just criminally retarded.
>>188289107Other 'murrican here, he's just retarded
>>188265326And swords. That I want to fuck.
>>188287751>4 hoursI'd need to drive 7 and a half to get to the closest one.
>>188288760the only couple on Youjo Senki is Tanya and me.
>>188288525>Is it weird to go to a theatre by yourself?No...
>>188288525It's extremely weird. I'm pretty sure you're not even allowed to buy only one ticket at my local theater, which is why I always buy two and act like I'm waiting for someone for a bit.
>>188275507iirc you basically never lose your native language. Shits rooted so deep in your brain
Is crunchyroll going to just stream this after the theatre release? I might have to sub for a month to see it. It's not playing in my shitty country. And I can't wait until the BD.
>>188274357Happened as a consequence of Germany getting utterly shrekt by the Allies.
>>188285018>if you took the high-concept pitch for the show and gave it to a team of history channel producers, the anime is what i'd imagine would come out.Unpleasantly accurate. I don't know what the LN is like but the anime is just "ackshually I know a lot about history" the show.
>>188290020Nope. Release is going to be in August, with Dubs.
>>188286568Fuck it, what's the worst that can happen? I got F15. I'll be the weird looking balding guy with glasses. See you there, Baltimore anon
>>188290101I don't understand what you mean. Could you explain further?
>>188236902wtf? Where do I get my eisernes Kreuz?
>>188290487>weird looking balding guy with glassesthat's every fucking guy there. Are you fat too? Wearing socks and sandals, right?
>>188290737No and no. Just balding and ugly.
>>188242784>>188243116>being proud of using a /tv/ meme.
>>188290758most eligible bachelor in the entire theater
T-7 hours til movie time for me.
Kinda sad I'll miss it but I'll NEVER support anime movies when they could just fucking make another season. I even pirated the no game no life movie when S2 is something i want horribly bad, I wont give them money to make it if they're gonna make shitty movies. Fuck movies
>>188291457does an 11-episode season of anime take more or less work than a (well-made) OVA? genuine question.
>>188291747more if they actually make it look better. Unfortunately, anime movies are usually just long TV episodes. Even then, this should allow them to dodge crunch time since they aren't bound to a weekly deadline which "should" help with quality. unless you're fucking shaft
>>188291849I'd rather get a marchen madchen tier shitfest of an anime than a fucking movie
>>188280814He makes similar anatomy mistakes in overlord and other images as well. He has style but his basics suck.
>>188291917then you're ultra deluded. why would you prefer inferior work if in this scenario, there is the option of superior work? simply because it has the title of a "series"? I'd personally vastly prefer a movie if it meant higher quality although most of the time, it isn't the case.
>>188291988Why the fuck should I have to wait to get a media for months and buy it in a store or have to go to some stinky theatre with a bunch of panicking neets when I could just watch anime on pc? and this is legally by the way, they still get their money either way. They're just greedy with 10-20 dollar movie tickets. Ridiculous. They should simulcasts and release BD's like everyone else fucking does. God I hate movies.
>>188288760im going with my gf and we just rewatched it today and I reread book 3 with hernormalfag master race. 1488!
>>188291457The NGNL:0 was excellent and you missed out.
>>188292105I said I pirated it. I'm just tired of exclusive media that I have to go to exclusive locations for and can't fit into my standard anime schedule.
>>188292050sounds like you just hate movies in general, doesn't even have to be anime. Movie theater >>>>>> your computer any day of the week unless you have some expensive home theater setup
>>188292159Yeah sure, dedicating a half hour to travel and interacting with some fuckwit to get your tickets and food and then spending 2-3 hours stuck between stinky normalfags sounds like great fun when I could be sitting comfortably at home
>>188292209I'm sorry that social interaction and going outside is so disturbing for you
is it subbed or dubbed?
>>188292141Like I said, you missed out. Looked really nice huge. Plus the NGNL:0 was to gauge interest in a s2, watching it literally helps them make a new season,
>>188286392Too bad they don't do that part in the movie.
>>188292209Imagine this guy's shitty sheltered life.
>>188269515Well that took all goddamn day.
>>188291457>why wasn't End of Evangelion a whole season instead?>why wasn't The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya a whole season instead?
>>188292542this nigga obsessed
>>188292542that artex tho
>>188292821They should have been.
>>188292874Thanks to the elevens for not listening to you then.
>>188292874EoE could not fill a season.Disappearance did get a season though: the romcom with Yuki as the MC.
>>188292542Why is your ceiling coated with sandpaper?
>>188290019It’s not the same brain though, just same memory. Brand new brain.
>>188292969That was the Disappearance of Nagato Yuki, you nog. It has nothing to do with the main series and is basically the most boring kind of slice of life fanfiction.
>>188238105checked all my local cinemas and couldn't find it. Groningen is a shit place for movies anyway
>>188293154popcorn celingI have one too
>>188293294fuck you, Yuki is cute
>>188293732The plot is shitty fanfiction, and there's no denying it.
>>188293154last line of defense against the mom from hereditary
Is the movie a compilation of the tv anime? Saw that a local theater had it and was thinking of going.
>>188293948Nope, it's effectively the season/series finale.
>>188293948No, it's a continuation of where the anime last left off
do they also enact the no singles policy when it comes to anime?
>>188294006>>188294022dang, gonna give it a miss for now then, I hadn't seen the tv anime yet.
>>188294090Just fucking watch it. It's your only chance to see it in wide screen.
>>188294076Depends of the theater, but fuck singles policies, I can no longer pass a dick inspection without a partner.
>>188294090I mean if you live in the west coast like me, you may be able to watch the entire show right before the movie if you watch now.
>>188294154he definitely would have enough time. The show would take ~4hrs and there's 6hrs until showtime
>>188294154>>188294207Sounds like an adventure of a day.
>>188294207>>188294367>marathons the YS season>goes to theater for movie>sold outGood use of a day.
>>188294453you can preorder tickets to reserve your seat nowadays
>>188294134>tfw Tanya will never inspect your dick
What was Youjo Senki's box office in Japland?
>>188294478>bought tickets for this movie in March>bought tickets for opening night last October
>>188294453Just buy a ticket to a different movie at the same time and slip in the theatre. There's always someone who doesn't show>>188294478>Paying the jewish reserve fee
>>188294665>Paying the jewish reserve feeGood luck finding a seat, then. My theater is completely sold out and I'm glad I reserved my ticket in advance.
>>188294665well, I've had a membership to my local theater chain for the past few years. Combined with moviepass exploits, I've had a billion points which more than paid for itself
>tfw you have to go to a 35% black city to watch tanyaam I gonna make it brahs?
>>188290551It's less about history and more of a history nerd power fantasy. Which is at least more entertaining than the usual seasonal MMO gamer power fantasy.
>>188294531$3.58 million.It comes in at about #30 on the Japan Yearly Box Office list for 2019.Other movies that came out either on the same day or weekend:>Fate/Stay Night: Heaven's Feel - II. Lost Butterfly ($12 million)>City Hunter: Shinjuku Private Eyes ($11.9 million)>Code Geass: Lelouch of the Resurrection ($8 million)
>>188294711No with that actitude.
>>188294784Shit, hopefully the US box office at least partially makes up for it.
Have had my tickets for a while. Looks like it's pretty packed now.
>>188294726top tier music taste anon
>>188269493Read the manga if you want to bang the loliDifferent artstyle compared to the show
>>188294876Thanks /a/non, can't get enough of it
>>188237866>Its WW2 if 1 never happened.This is actually a pretty damn good explanation.
>>188236798Nope, you are not gay because salaryman is resurrected as a real girl in the other world. Because he is now a she and she's not a tranny(functional and real female sexual organ), its not gay to be in love with her.Your love may not be accepted tho because its implied mayor still like girls so you better force that loli cunny to be yours.
>>188294824That isn't bad, anon. Making three million is actually very good.
>>188295080And they usually make most of the money off of DVDs and blurays.
I don't think my area likes anime.
oh shid, that's just the second theater.
>>188236798love loli bodies and mens soulswhats the big problem?>>188269279he was a gamer
>>188285134>likes woman>homosexualCan you explain that one?
>>188282462>got my ticket days ago>got seat on a row no one was on>check back today>people on both sides of meThis had better not be a repeat of the fucking horse shit smelling weeb that sat next to me at the your name premiere despite half the theater being open
>>188239195It might be gay for him but... I don't give as hit about his mind, only her body.
>>188239195I want Tanya to grow a dick and fuck Serebryakov
>>188297729I refuse to let some unwashed faggot ruin Little Duck's movie for me. I'd call the fucker out if he stank and get management to force him to leave.
>>188297900I just refunded my ticket and reordered it a few seats over, thankfully AMC lets you do it online
>>188298251lmao what a cuck.
>>188298351Whatever you say anon, I've been to enough anime movies to know what I'm getting into, even if the person sitting right next to me doesn't smell like absolute shit you can bet at least one other will and if you're in the middle of a crowd you're basically fucked, I'd rather sit a few seats down from all that
>>188298470Why can't people just fucking bathe before going outside?
>>188298524Because weebs are subhuman
>>188298590Well, I'm a weeb and I know how to wash myself.
on my way to the theater lads, see you all there.
why is it so fucking expensive
>>188299242It's not if you're not a stupid neet
>>188299454Well $14 if you reserved a seat.Convenience fee is bs but it's better than being forced into the super front row seats like I would be if I bought my ticket just now.How convenient it will really be surrounded by other weebs we'll have to see.
Lansing MI has more people than I thought but isn't packed.
>>188299829>that boomer in rhe frontlmao what the fuck
>>188299829oh shit anon that's me with the fedora. you should come over and say hi
>>188299829>that fedora guyGet the fuck out while you still can anon
>>188299829this makes me not want to go