Was Nadeko supposed to be sexy? The show said she was in middle school.
>he doesn't think JCs are sexy
>>188206929Young Girls are sexy too.
>>188206929Homosexuals not welcome.
>>188206929Middle schoolers are sexy.
We have a thread about a JK,JS and now a JC, damn /a/ is looking good.
>>188206929>middle schoolyou answered your own question
>>188207650>Dat legs with stocking Fucking hot,how can araragi not Smash that?
>>188207723Didn't her mother come home early when that happened or whatever?And later Shinobu cock-blocked him.Nadeko actually was the girl with the biggest handle on him aside from Hitagi (who arguably is inferior).The whole "just wants to feel secure being in love with someone unapproachable" was bullshit.It was true for some years, but hell, she was like 10 years old then; no wonder she didn't wanna smash and feel inferior, but as soon as she got old enough she tried to make her move. Didn't even give a shit he was in a relationship with Hitagi.
>>188207820I don't think she even knew he had a girlfriend back then.
>>188207882Yeah, fair point; learning of that is what caused her psychosis thing after all.That alone is further proof she was pretty serious about it. Why go literally insane otherwise?
>>188206962>>188207142I'm crossboarding from /g/, been lurking for a while but haven't found it some of /a/'s jargon. Would any of you gents mind telling?
I work in an school and I've seen 10-11 year old girls who are legit sexy in a non-pedo way. I'm talking round asses, small but full titties and a not so babyish face as well as the height of a grown woman. Then there are 10 year old girls who you can easily envision playing with barbies in secret because they're so kiddie.
>>188208049JC = juicy coconut
>>188208070Sound like a dangerous job
>>188208075Ah, I see. That's cute and funny. Thanks
>>188208049JS = Junior Slut
>/g/>doesn't know shit about lolicon lingoI've seen such blatant lie on /a/ befofe.
>>188208298Damn Jackie looks shreded.
>>188206929She is 14 not?pretty much prime.
>>18820914713-14, yep. Same age as Tsukihi, who's also top tier.
>>188208563He has usually played the goofball slapstick martial arts action hero, but young Jackie in Hong Kong era films was Bruce Lee tier peak performance.
>>188208142Thank (You) for the laugh
>>188209339DAMNIT why do I have to be cursed with loving JCs SO MUCH?!? They are so perfect...
>>188210613JCs objectively are the best thing ever, so there's nothing wrong with it. Only people who disagree are wrong (or in denial).The Japs know exactly what they are doing making all these 14 year old characters.
>>188210915this is correct
>>188210613Honestly, that's normal. It's the ideal upper-middle class marriageable age. It's modern society that is wrong.
>>188210613Oh god boner.
Anon, what did you say to Nadeko to make her react this way?
>>188206929If you ask that, you should rather question your heterosexuality.
>>188212790Nadeko is only good for rape
>>188212790Offered her 10.000 Yen for her body.
>>188208049JC = Joshi Chuugakusei (Middle School Girl)
>>188213106Would goddess Nadeko accept such a low price?
>>188213253From what I could tell her rate actually went down becoming a goddess, but maybe that's because she was lonely.Pretty sure Kaiki could have done whatever he wanted with her (except lying, I guess).Definitely possible to buy her with money in that state, even if it's a little more expensive.Might be kinda deadly though.
>>188213106Is she upset because she noticed that noone before that had paid anything?
>>188213106Jesus Christ you fucking cheapskate. I bet JKs go four at least three times that amount.
Little girls are inherently sexy.
>>188214089JC arent little girls,they are Young teens.
>>188214306Not all of them.
>>188207929Yeah, it was pretty clear Tsukihi's diagnosis wasn't completely accurate. At best you could say that she never fell out of love because that was easier, but she still was definitely in love. I would even argue that pretending her love was a farce was actually just another example of "taking the easy path", rather than the truth. In any case, when push came to shove she was still all over Araragi - and when the part of her that truly believed in Kuchinawa tried to have a wish granted that's what she went for.
>>188212790that i read her manga
>>188206929>supposed to beGod she makes my dick so fucking hard, only Yotsugi is hotter
>>188212835I think OP knows she's sexy - he's just wondering if that was on purpose.
>>188214786i love yotsugi too but so many of the gataris are super hot. shinobu, kanbaru, tsukihi, karen. i could go on but id just name the entire cast
>>188214883Oh yeah I'm not putting down the other girls by any means, but those two in particular are on an even higher level.
>>188212790>What!? 100 Anons?
>>188214306Little enough for me.
>>188206929Imagine having sex with a sweaty Nadeko in that outfit. Cum dribbling down her young tender thighs.
>>188214306This combination of words made me unbelievably hard.
>>188207820>And later Shinobu cock-blocked him.I am so fucking furious about that stillEverything would have been fine if he had just been allowed to dick her down
>>188215010This scene was one of the first times I made my dick bleed to JC.
>>188213761what are those, land mines?
>>188207820>Nadeko actually was the girl with the biggest handle on himNot really, she didn't understand him at all. Understanding him was also irrelevant to what she wanted anyway.
>>188216731A lot of the story is just the chicks inventing up some sort of image of Araragi that of course he doesn't always live up tohonestly Kanbaru probably gets him better than most without really realising it, due to being so similar to him herself
>>188217084I haven't been a virgin since I was 6.
>>188217084>normalfag in charge of giving its shitty opinion
>>188217143>>188217231>responding to bait from fags who do not belongi love you fellow JC enthusiasts but ya gotta learn to completely ignore when a massive faggot shows up for attention
What about this kind of Nadeko?
>>188218503Smug Nadeko is pretty good. It's sexy in a very different way than her usual mix of innocent and slutty.
>>188215254>Everything would have been fineNo, because Crab would kill Nadeko and then probably also Araragi, then be killed by Kiss-shot, who would then end the world
>>188215010>this is conservative attire for Americsluts her agehow does that make you feel?
>>188218949Crab doesn't have the balls but Nadeko would totally go full yan and try to kill everyone in his life.
>>188219104>Crab doesn't have the ballsNot a crabfag - almost the opposite honestly - but are you sure you know what you're talking about?
>>188219169Yeah after all that oddity bullshit she becomes all talk, a normal girl with a sharp tongue. She talks about murder suicide all the time but its just foreplay.
Koimonogatari was probably my favorite arc. It would've been better if the NTR wasn't just implied.
>>188206929>>188207650>>188210613>>188214786>>188215010how is it that anime Nadeko is THIS erotic
>>188207882She knew from talking to Tsukihi.
JC Are Peak Sexual attractive
>>188206929Fuck off normalfag. Don't forget to visit your therapist if you started mixing really and fiction.
>>188216636Yes, don't ask.
Fathers used to marry off their daughters to grown, adult men when they were as young as 13 throughout the grand majority of human history. Being attracted to middle schoolers is literally hardwired in our DNA.Blame yourselves or God.
>>188221072Araragi should fuck Math.
>>188221081he should have stayed in the mirrored world so he could sleep in the same room with math and she expected him to be super pervy.
>>188208070Why the fuck should a 10yo have to keep it a secret that she plays with barbies?
>>188221081The thread I commandeered for Math died. I'm gonna post more Math here now.
>>188206929Thats why she is playing kid's games, because she is a KID
Short-haired imouto Math is also good.
>>188221968>kid's gameLiterally no children anywhere have ever played twister. Its all horny tweens and teens.
>>188221170Isn't she a JS? Kana is the JC
>>188221899>>188221969>>188222270Keep fighting the good fight
>>188222302Will do! Math needs to know she is loved.
>>188222373Nice dyejob, Asuka.
>>188221899math is always welcome when im around, anon!
>>188221081He's long since missed his chance to and he knows it
>>188222721I refuse to accept that.
>>188206929The whole show is just weird
>>188223085Shut the fuck up normie
What's the best subs for Kizu and the rest of monogatari,after movies I starting monogatari SS
>>188220888poe's 2nd wife was his 13yo cousin
>>188220888Sssh don't ruin the ruse. Gotta keep the low IQ chadlings out of the primo fuckable pool .
>>188208070>I've seen 10-11 year old girls who are legit sexy in a non-pedo way.Sounds pretty pedo to me buddy, ngl.
>Math taking over a Snek threadOverriding with Bird
>>188224364>>188224364I want to do illegal things with her.
>>188224364I need to make this birb a mom
>>188224364Mathfag here - Bird is also good. Have some of both (with bonus Bee and Doll).
>>188224364What kind of slut attempts to steal another man's bath?She knew ahead of time he was filling the bath and then she tried to pull the ol' switcheroo on him. Tsukihi is literally worse than Kaiki stealing from kids.
>>188221899Too bad I missed it.
>>188224364Would Bird love Araragi's cock as much as Karen?
bird > math
>>188225874I mean we know that she sneaks into his bed while he's sleeping randomly
>>188226459Why is a JC this sexy?
>>188226510JCs are inherently sexy. That is just the way it is.
>>188226459That statement returns false.
>>188225874No one loves Araragi's cock as much as Karen though
>>188226747When did her love for niichan-cock started?In the end of Karen Bee arc,long before that or maybe after tooshbrush episode?
>>188226896Right before the toothbrush episode she was acting like she was opening up to him more than usual if I remember right, so around that point was probably where it went beyond overly intimate admiration/respect
>>188226657Monogatari have the BEST fanservice ever
>>188226896There's that bit in Nekomonogatari where they both happily agree to sleep with him without hesitation so there's that I guess
You know what I never understood? The fact Yozuru can actually pull Shinobu out of Araragi's shadow but no-one ever talks about just how in Monogatari magic is literally real and humans have been using it to protect themselves from oddities for thousands of years.
>>188227099couldnt agree more
>>188227306this was meant for this anon>>188227083
>>188227099>>188226657>>188225874>>188224364>>188224493Fuck you all,now am I forced to go and jerk off to immoral sisterfucking doujins,fuck those sexy as fuck imoutos for making my dick hurt,fuck them!!!
>>188227575theres nothing more pure than keeping it in the family anon
>>188206929>liking the absolute worst girl
>>188227973>thinking the top tier JC is worst girl
>>188226600weird... has her ass always been that fat
>>188228502She's standing kind of weird in that image, which makes her butt look bigger. She has definitely always had those hips though.
>>188206929OP is a fag in most threads on this site, but you take this tradition to a whole new level.
>>188228502Maybe she eats more in Zoku.
>>188208070go to jail nigger
>>188228502In Zoku or the normal Sodachi? Normal Sodachi had no fanservice, so it's hard to evaluate.
>>188228912Suck start a shutgun, faggot.
>>188222649>>188228922she had a couple small bits of fanservice like this but nothing more. i cant remember if she had any good fanservice in zoku. she was SUPER fucking cute in zoku regardless though.
>>188229045Well, we've got 3 proper pictures of her butt if you count mathemagics. Maybe Fiasco will up the fanservice.
>>1882295052 actually, mathemagics is more about the hips.
>>188229505theres something really fucking hot about having to use my imagination with her>>188229554fuck her tits look huge here
>>188208070Some 10-year-olds just have weird childish looks that make them look like goblins, but then you have girls like Ella Gross that have facial features that are definitely young but also attractive in a kind of adult way, and it kind of just makes you wonder how different people the same age can look.
>>188229688Yes, I can definitely imagine.
>>188229688She has decent breasts, probably just below Hitagi.
>>188222649>>188229788ive always thought see had pretty small tits bc of the way she looked in owari s1
>>188228912Burgerland truly is the land of the free, where looking at little girls is a felony.
>>188229865It's the no-fanservice-zone in Sodachi Lost. Even Hanekawa ended up with small breasts in that arc.
>>188228641Given all the shit normal Math’s been through, it wouldn’t be surprising if she had some kind of eating disorder
Bros, I just want Sodachi to be happy, is it too much to ask?
>>188230294Yes, since it will require at least one more time skip, and we all know Nisio can't write that many more books.
>>188230270Science has gone too far. Delete that shit, moron. You're going to get the thread pruned.
>>188230294ive only read a synopsis of the later novels but from what i can tell she leads a much more stable life in the future. she interacts with RRRG pretty regularly too if i remember correctly
>had to drop m'gatari because it went off the deep end into pedovilleit's a bit sad since the show is good
>>188230340>>188230395Thanks god, I read somewhere in here that Senjougahara fucked her life up (again) and made her homeless
>>188230567take what i said with a grain of salt because it has been a good while since i read it and it was a very bried synopsis. i could very well be remembering wrong but i swear i remember someone asking about sodachi and the response being she was living a stable life and interacted with rrrg regularly.
>>188210613When my cousin was 12, she had unbelievably plump thighs and a fat ass while maintaining a slim torso. If I cropped her lower body in short shorts and posted it, anyone would think she's 16-18.
>>188230788whats it like being a huge fag?
>>188230766Same sorta thing but I fingerbanged her at my mom's funeral.
>>188230567That did happen, but according to a myriad of spoilers she got a place later anyway, which Araragi has the keys and visits her often to eat her cooking that is so good that makes Hitagi jealous. Araragi also only calls her by 'sweetheart'. The three of them are friends but they didn't show them all together yet.
>>188229688>>188229788>>188229865>>188229962I'm pretty sure she is rather small - both in terms of the Monogatari lineup and in general. It serves to make her look even more frail.Also I just went through Mathemagics to check for that shot and man, what a feels trip.
>>188230886that sounds incredibly boring.
>>188230905I hate the character of Redditgahara so fucking much. At least he is happy now, thanks anon.
>>188206929>Was Nadeko supposed to be sexy? The show said she was sexy.No need to be so redundant, anon.
>>188230984I mean, it's understandable. Her boyfriend was living at the same house as another girl (that is not family) without telling her, while she was in another country. The issue is just that pretty much every other character is selfless enough to cut some slack considering the situation, Senjougahara is just the "normal selfish girl" though.
>>188231099By all rights I should be able to cut Crab some slack on this issue, but I'm so bored with/frustrated by her for other reasons that hearing that spoiler was just the straw that broke the camel's back. I tend to settle back into "I like her, but not as much as the others", but I can't help but hate her for a bit when I'm reminded of what she does to Math.
>>188231292crabfags dont really bother me but ive always had her at the bottom of my list when ranking the gataris. the one scene when she showers with cat is pretty hot though.
>>188228066>shit personality>outclassed by most of the girls in the seriesShe's not even mid tier
>>188210035I really liked him in Drunken Master.
>>188231401Didn't she legit fuck/get fucked by Hanekawa in that scene's subtext
>>188210035>>188231646I just watched Wheels on Meals, what should I watch next?
>>188231751It's not Jackie but have you seen A Touch of Zen?
>>188231751Armour of God series for kung fu Indiana Jones
>>188230466>had to pick up m'gatari because it went off the deep end into pedovillethanks nisio
>>188231956No, but I'd watch any entertaining martial ats movies
>>188231478Snake was only good as hebi kami
>>188230466>>188231982Pedoville sounds like a great place
a reverse harem monogatari with snake would be funny
>>188231982That's dangerous, the deep end of Miracle Village, FL has a shitload of gators
the point of puberty is turn kids into sexy sexy machineswe're just suppose to not act on it till they turn "legal"
>>188230340>Nisio can’t write that many more booksFucker could be on his deathbed and he’s going to still be cranking out several novels a year.
>>188232262>We'll exist in the short period of time between making hebe robots and being legally allowed to fuck said robots without infringing on their rights
>>188232352God bless technology.
Nadeko did nothing wrong.
>>188233214Kicked Kaiki in the face.
>>188233286>not wanting nadeko's feet in your face
>>188215897What's wrong with her face tho
>>188233356i noticed that too. im not sure what the deal is but it looks hilarious
>>188226600It's like her back is pregnant
So is this a Nadeko thread or a JC thread?
>>188233356The TV release of S1 was full of QUALITY, like hilariously off-model characters and unfiltered photographs, that were later fixed in the BDs.
>>188233819It's kind of a general purpose Monogatari thread at this point. It was a Nadeko thread, then a general, then a Math thread, then a Bird thread, and now we're back to the broader gatari topic.
>>188212790>>188213106Reminder that Kaiki got a good few eyefuls of this.
>>188233819One implies the other to some degree, so I dare say it should be both.
>>188233985Kaiki ruined the middle school population of that down man
>>188233336>>188233985Good thing he is as adult so he wouldn't be aroused by something like that.
>>188232352It's a damn shame, but the future must always hold something better.
>>188208049/g/ is even worse than /a/ for its underaged image posting
>>188234843>cat murdering him lol
>>1882302702gga what are you doing?inb4 404
>>188208049Fuck off cross-boarder.
>>188208049JS = Elementary schoolerJC = middle schoolerJK = high schoolerYou decide which ones are prime
I fixed the Fire Sisters.
>>188234843Shinobu is the best sleep buddy.
>>188236709Which one is the best fuck buddy?
Nadeko is for knocking up irresponsibly.
I have masterbated multiple times to the scene with the snake wrapping around her.
>>188216903If only monkey wasn’t a lesbian they would be perfect for eachother
>>188226896So just on the second season now. Toothbrush end implies they still fool around secretly right?
>>188213141Please don't spoon feed the animals
>>188235019Is that nopan?
>>188239382what the hell did you expect?
>>188208049JK means just kidding, JS means Josif Stalin and JC means Jesus Christ.
a cat is fine too
>>188231052>>188227575I-is this really how you supposed to interact with your imoutos?
>>188207723By already having a gf, for one.
>>188241203his actual gf is shit
>>188241323This. Crab is annoying and bitchy and not the most attractive by a large margin.
>>188220378Shaft is a softcore porn studio.
>>188237802There is 0 chance monkey is not bi.
>>188241619Homosexuality is a fetish desu. She is just a pervert.
>>188241824Hot if true
>>188209147This, prime and not even illegal in my part of the world and many others. Not that laws are a good way to measure ethics anyway. Nadeko has one of the sexiest bodies I've ever seen.
/a/ gangbang with nadeko
>>188241899Ican see two nipples and a labia
>>188243154Time to call the popo!But I agree it should have been spoilered.
>>188236106Wtf she looks so ugly
>>188241899How comes they never went for a threesome?
This thread is full of degenarates
>>188244337Welcome to /a/, enjoy your stay!
>>188244337Even mathfags who enjoy the body of an adult woman?
>>188236106>staying on one board out of a 100 different boardsI seriously hope you're not serious.
>>188244337go away. you dont belong here. why do people like you even come to this board?
>>188244401>That >AdultCartoons are corrupting you.
>>188206929>The show said she was in middle school.older girls can be sexy too
>>188244337The courage to lewd grade schoolers
>>188245022>>188245127Snail is perfectly lewdable though having been 10 or whatever for 10 years.It's actually quite amazing they made her Araragis older sister, in a way.
>>188245560That's a werid looking mustache he's got there
>>188245497I've been a loli connoisseur for a long time now but god damn do I love Mayoi onee-san.
>>188245830The best example of a fruit ripening just right.
>>188206929Renai Circulation is the worst op.
>>188246297That doesn't really matter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAPSDPZZIpw
>>188211101>It's modern society that is wrong.Do you seriously think that girls of that age are mature enough for marriage?
Older woman are better
>>188246829Would be perfect if her hair was loose
>>188246767I have first hand experience on the matter.And I can tell youNo.But it's irrelevant. 12-14 year olds are among the hottest. The hottest purely phisiologically.It takes the older ones a literal decade to learn makeup and slut skill to become relevant again, so it's either 12 year olds or 22 year olds.Kinda reinforces>>188245830
>>188206929She kind of was in Bake
>>188246972>But it's irrelevant.I wouldn't call it irrelevant. If you just want to fuck something, then you can just get a hot 22 year old prostitute or gold digger. For a actually meaningful relationship, you need somebody mature.
>>188247100Well, I mean sure, going to jail is relevant in a way.
>>188206929What exactly do you find sexy about this?
What is she thinking about?
>>188206929You realize it's her clumsy attempts at trying to be sexy, right?
>>188246767But the whole point of JC are that they arent mature at all.
>>188247567They work really well
>>188247217Bait.The best kind of bait.
>>188246767In the past they were. Modern society isn't educating them for it from young.
>>188247217In mathematics, a semiprime is a natural number that is the product of two prime numbers. The two primes in the product may equal each other, so the semiprimes include the squares of prime numbers. Because there are infinitely many prime numbers, there are also infinitely many semiprimes. Semiprimes are also called biprimes.[
>>188248037>biprimesThey are primes for sure, but sadly we didn't see a lot of bi.
>>188248413That's what doujin's are for anon. One of my favorites. Those aren't snails legs
>>188248622Whose legs these are?
>>188245022>The courage to lewd grade schoolersAre you perhaps, a fucking legend?
>>188234843God I love this. Especially the top two rows (minus Nadeko). All those character specific hugs and cuddles!
>>188237935100% yes. Bee x Araragi is the real love story of Monogatari desu.
>>188245022Amazing! That makes him sound like he's dedicated his life to mastering the art of lewdness, even though he said nothing of the sort!
>>188206929She wasn't really dressed this suggestively. Araragi is a classic unreliable narrator, and this is all from his point of view as a shameless pedophile.
>>188227053>>188227099What is preventing araragi of fucking his sisters?
>>188250501>What is preventing araragi of fucking his sisters?They usually cockblock each other>>188250488Nadeko actually was trying to seduce him though
>>188250501>What is preventing araragi of fucking his sisters?Literally nothing. I'm pretty sure it's heavily implied by later in the novels that he and Karen have had sex multiple times.
>>188234843Ougi the smuggest.Nadeko about to just suck dat dick.
>>188206929Middle schoolers are the primary source of anime characters.
>>188244467When you're on /a/ you pretend that you're only on /a/ and leave all the non-/a/ stuff at the proverbial door. It doesn't matter if you're a cross-boarder as long as nobody can tell.
J = 10th letter of the alphabetC = 3rd letter of the alphabetJ+C = 13JC is truly prime.
>>188247135Even outside of that, it kind of ruins the whole "Society is wrong" thing when it's literally just pure sex appeal.>>188247781>In the past they whereYou think that because?
>>188234843So fucking cute
>>188252819He probably means that people were forced to mentally grow up quicker "back in olden times"compared to now where many people up to 25 are basically childlike in mentality
>>188252984That has nothing to do with marriage, and more with parenting and a focus on theoretical learning rather than practical "This is how you live as a adult" education. Most people of adult age know about as much about living on their own as a four year old.
>>188245022WA HA HA
Reminder that SPOOK
>>188254399Araragi is so lucky
>>188254969Masturbation for him is INCREDIBLE.
>>188250488>She wasn't really dressed this suggestively>Nadeko herself says her mom will think she's a pervert if she sees her dressed like thatShe's a slut anon, it's not just Araragi who sees it
>>188246767>Implying women get more mature after 14
Isshin barely sexualized his characters after like the first couple seasons
>>188207142>>188208049/a/ is looking worse than ever with all (you) crosschanning summerfags
>>188257087Wait until you find out all the mods and jannies are from reddit.
>>188257384is that actually truecan you source it
>>188252342But JD isn't prime
>>188255369...Yes, that is how the world works. I don't know why you think differently. Do you like, not have a mother? I have a mother, she's pretty much a womanchild yet she is still more mature than she was when she was 14.
What Shaft Mean by this Scene?
>>188258565Precisely. JD = 14, therefore JD isn't prime.
>>188258972But 14 is prime
>>188259003No no no. 14 is JC - and therefore prime - but JD is not prime. Are you not getting this?
>>188258909Shinobu has the same anatomy as a Barbie doll.
>>188259068But 13 is JC. I'm so confused
>>188259113Just remember: JC (joshi chuugakusei) = 13 and is prime. JD (joshi daigakusei) = 14 and is not prime. Whether 13, 14, or even 15, if it is JC then it is prime.
>>188258909>no nipples Bat inferior girl confirmed
For me, it's Bee
>>188259522Excellent taste. There aren't enough beefags here.
>>188259522Bee is discount Monkey. Prove me wrong.
>>188255369Not everyone is emotionally stunted at 14 because their parents gave up on them anon.
>>188259680Monkey is good but the incest makes it all the more better
>>188259706She is a big girl.
>>188259719I agree with this anon and I'm a Monkeyfag. Any doujin with Araragi fucking Karen makes me diamonds.
>>188259368She does show nipples in a scene.
>>188259680Bee:>More genki>Fiery and passionate>Tall but emotionally immature>Enthusiastic banter>IncestMonkey:>Aggressively friendly>Fun sized>Mischievous/playful teasing>PervyThey have their differences despite being of similar archetypes. I love them both desu.
>>188260074Goddamnit.Monkey is a fucking dyke. Get over it.
>>188259980Glad we agree
>>188260098I... what? Anon I'm extremely confused. What does that have to do with anything I or anyone else in this thread has said?
>>188237802>>188241619If Hitagi wasn't in the picture Araragi would have been with Kanbaru.From Nadeko Snake:"Araragi: I was Having fun talking to her. Maybe a little too much fun. I was nearly losing sight of what we were setting out to do. "I know it's probably inappropriate to say this, but... Kanbaru, not to seize on what you said earlier, but if I'd met you before I started going out with Senjogahara, i wonder if we'd be going out instead..." K: Yes. I was actually thinking the same thing. What if I'd met you before becoming drawn to her. It's so rare for me to feel this way about someone of the opposite sex."[Araragi: "At any rate", I noted,"you seem to care about me and Senjogahara in a pretty normal way when you and I are supposed to be rivals fighting over her." K:"Well, true... But right now, it's like i'm in love with her even as she's going out with you... And i love you, her boyfriend, almost as much as i love her."
>>188260098You sound upset anon. Did something bad happen?
>>188259980Yes anon but do doujins of monkey and rararagi not make you diamonds?
>>188260208If Hitagi wasn't in the picture he'd be with Hanekawa
>>188260288It's kind of funny that once Hitagi ISN'T in the picture (When they are "On break" while she is out of the country) he ends up "living" with Karen, and "visits" Math.
>>188260208I WANT TO EXPERIENCE MONKEY LOVE TOO AAAHHH>>188260287Yes this is actually my favorite Monogatari doujin.>>188260288She was out of the picture for the entirety of Kizu and Neko White, anon.
>>188260287Different anon, but both monkey x ragi and bee x ragi doujins make me even harder than diamonds. It's a shame there aren't more of the former. The latter too really.
>>188260288Hitagi wasn't in the picture for months and yet Hanekawa got nothing.
>>188207650If she has boobs, then it's okay
>>188260208>>188260320Araragi should fuck literally everyone other than Crab.
>>188260345Shame that we don't get all three much like >>188241899
>>188260344>>188260353He said in Kizu that they'd start over and do it properly come the start of the school term. Then he met Hitagi in Bake.
>>188260385Araragi should fuck literally everyone including crab.
>>188260446He said that, and then before the school term he met the real Hanekawa in Neko Black. He might love her and want to fuck her, but he's not ever gonna choose her.
>>188260320>>188260208God I hate Crab. RRRG has more chemistry with basically everyone else. He also seems more in love with half the cast - Monkey and Bee for sure, but others too. That portion of their lives is just another massive "what might have been" only to be crushed by her coming back.
>>188260446Wasn't Hitagi Crab set a month after term started? Stop lying to yourself anon. Hanekawa and Araragi were never going to happen.
>>188260389All three as in Karen, Kanbaru, and Koyomi? If so I agree. Crab doujins are garbage though. I tried to like them - I mean, Crab is hot, even if I dislike her - but the fact that I have to put in effort to enjoy them says it all.
>>188260635I'm not into femdom and I'm pretty sure that's the only thing they do with her.
>>188260481That's also acceptable. The problem is she'd never allow that. Which is why I say fuck the others and drop her.
>>188260745Monkey would totally be down for a threesome. Or a foursome. Fuck I don't know how many people you need to add to turn her off.
>>188260385Excluding crab and cat, and including mamaragi
>>188260691>Femdom>Tsun>Medium breasts (anything less than huge is good actually)>Somewhat violentIt's like she was made just for me and yet I couldn't care less. Despite pandering pretty well to my tastes she just doesn't hold a candle to the rest of the cast, which I think speaks volumes about the quality of the rest of the girls compared to her. Then again, I actually have fetishes for a lot of the girls' traits, so that might not say as much as I'm implying.
>>188260823>Monkey would totally be down for a threesomeWell of course; Monkey's a fucking bro. Not only would she be down, she would be enthusiastic about it so long as the other participants were all cute girls - and considering this is Monogatari that means she'd be 120% into it. I bet a few more of the cast would also be open to three/foursomes (although not to the extent of Monkey).But my complaint wasn't about fucking all of them at once, I just mean that Crab would never be down for an actually open relationship. You know - because she's Crab.
>>188260897Remember when /pol/ said that the mods are r*dditors?
>>188260920Scary part are the dates.
>>188261251No because /pol/ is wrong most of the time.
Middle schoolers are the best!
nadeko was born for one reason. to breed more just like her. i want to pop her cherry
God I love those slutsisters
>>188261251/pol/ says a lot of things
>>188258909something along the lines of "God I love loli feet"
>>188260897i would be asking them If it was worth it?or if they earned Something from it?
>>188227575who's that artist?
>>188227575>immoralAraragi loves and cherishes his darling imoutos who love him right back. There is nothing wrong with consummating such deep and pure feelings of love.
>>188261574>nipples poking outWhy is she so erotic all the time?
>>188261659A lot of right things.
>>188263130its comes with being a JC. they ooze eroticism without even trying. there are a thousand other examples but this is a monogatari thread. luckily there is another in this very series.
What do you anons think Sengoku does while she is all alone at home?
JC is literally the best
>>188264612It's not like this is totally unrealistic either.Girls that age experiment with their sexuality and are curious about things.Of course only a few are as aggressive about it as Nadeko and Co.