So which SAO girl is best /a/?
>>183263045Argo, Kizmel, Leafa, Sinon, Philia, Rain, Seven, Premiere, Tia
>>183263045The one with the fattest brapper.
>>183263045Of the actual, biological girls that can give you offspring to carry your genes on? Pic related.
>>183265344Even when dressed in the most ridiculous outfits.
This bundle of joy
https://hitomi.la/galleries/1342690.htmlBy the way, I used to hate the stupid captchas, then I got this:https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/31088-morecaptcha
>>183263045I've always been a fan of based blacksmith. She's got a snarky sense of humor I find pretty attractive. She's also pure as driven snow and a total bro.
Sinon = Suguha > Lisbeth > Silica > AsunaWhy the fuck did Kirito choose worst girl, as if he couldn't be a worse protagonist already
>>183265695lord have mercy
Entire franchise: LLENNMainline series: Suguha, only because of her tits. All the girls' personalities are shit so you might as well choose the one with the biggest tits.
>>183267015Excuse me? What exactly is wrong with Suguhas personality?
>>183263045They're all shit. Tallthot from gungale is best Sao girl. GunGale also best SAO.
>>183266319The only one that canonically had a chance was Lisbeth, honestly, and she took one for the team.Asuna staked her claim early and made the right tactical choices to win the bowl.I mean, she's cute, nice, competent and loyal as a dog. I never really understood the hate for her even though I kind of hate her, too.
>>183265695Sugu is why I take the time to check SAO threads. Thanks for the link, anon.
>>183267097It's written by Kawahara.
>>183267204>loyal as a dogThere's your issue, she's loyal to the point of having her boyfriend's vitals and GPS on her phone
>>183263045my best sao girl
>>183267869Yeah, I guess she's borderline obsessive. Still, seems like she gets hate a bit out of proportion to her sins.
>>183267869What do you mean retard? Thats why she is best girl.
>>183263045>has a 50 episode show airing in the current season>0 threadsWhat happened? Is SAO dead? Why does nobody gives a shit about this shit anymore? Weren't you fags telling it will be the next super and franxx after 10 episodes?
>>183268691Good. Slower threads the better. We dont need shit threads filled with newfags and shitposters like those shows.
>>183268691Quinella lusting can only get us so far
>>183263045Philia is the best girl ever and the perfect waifu>>183268691I feel bad for shieldfag since every thread about it is either filled with shitposters and ironic weebs calling everything trash or they are slow. That's the reality of /a/.
>>183268769>giving her role to Shinobu/Jannu instead of the human semen demon factorydropped
Who are those two girls at the end of the latest episode?
>>183263045Best in-game best IRL
>>183270259How do you think it felt in character creation when the max slider on the boob setting represented her breasts in real life?
>>183263765Naaaaaaaaaah no way
dem frecklesdem blacksmith skills
>>183263045Literally not a contest. It's this one. This actually you shouldn't even be a question
The ones that can use guns effectively
>>183271338This. Asuna is the only right answer. Especially after reading the Progressive novels.
>>183270572Beautiful, earthly girl.
>>183271769I would definitely suck that pussy.
>>183271769She's almost as good as Suguha was in fairy dance arc. Now count for the fact that they both are still growing.
>>183263045Virgin Suguha vs Chad Asuna. Swimsuit says it.Why cannot Suguha wear a bikini at all in the Normal world unlike in isekai?
>>183268769Cute and misunderstood. Definitely best girl.
>>183263045it's too early to reveal her yet, wait another few months for her arrival
>>183264055thats my jam
>>183272773>few monthsone more month
>>183268370>when your waifu is so irrelevant you have to steal memes from actually relevant charactersPito is unko.
>>183274204She cannot wear a bikini at all in the reality and wears an ugly one pieced swimsuit. Do u fap over her one pieced swimsuit? Asuna can wear a bikini even in the reality. Asuna is a chad.
>>183263045Liz has the least amount of complexes so I'll have her. All the other bitches are crazy and or depressed.
>>183267748LLENN doesn't have much either. Kino is the better Sig Sauer protag
>>183274412>Liz has the least amount of complexesNot for long blacksmith fucker
>>183274600Even after that, she has the least amount of the girls. PTSD is the great neutralizer
>>183274390>Asuna is a chadI believe the female term is "stacy"
Wasn't the tower boss rush arc supposed to be peak SAO ? So far it looks like dogshit, a boss defeated in not even half an episode with shit CGI and animation, another half of boring talk on stairs and 2 lolis at the end, can't believe i trusted source material fags
>>183275186She's also batshit crazy
>>183275616Because they've read the light novels. It's not gonna be the same experience given how Overlordfags also hyped up season 3 and amounted to a colossal disappointment for LNfags
>>183265593This guy gets it
>>183275641You mean the heartbeat app she had on her phone? I appreciate it when a heroine is low key crazy but not openly so
>>183275725No she is batshit crazy. No normal person will go to a top secret military base and threaten their supervisor
>>183275721Aids? Yes, yes he does.Asunafags: Enjoy your old and busted.
Pic related but among the fuck boy harem, Suguha.
>>183265695Only tether I have to the series is this big tiddy cousin. Also that artist really likes her.
>>183275961To be perfectly frank, she's pretty great. She's also one of those people I have a feeling would be wild as fuck in bed.
>>183276296>e I have a feeling would be wild as fuck in bed.HHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG MY DICK
>>183276296She looks like she's a dead fish in bed to bed. Like Kureha
>>183276453>Like KurehaStop that
>>183276611But she is
>>183276453Think of it like this. What's she like when she's uninhibited? E.g. playing a game she likes?
>>183277119So she cums too quickly in rapid succession?
I will ALWAYS say Sirica-chan. <3
>>183277612cringe and Redditpilled
my wife Shino is best girl!
>>183269296>>183277668Literally impossible to dislike in Hollow Fragment
>>183277377Well, I was gonna say fast as hell and willing to use any tool at her disposal to achieve her goals, but I guess that works too.
>>183277770I really want to finish HF one day but it's so long and I don't have that much time on my hands
>>183278008Weekends are my vidya time. I think the only reason why I can do vidya nowadays is because I can just bring my switch with me.
>>183278055You getting Fatal Bullet Complete Edition on it?>>183278224Don't lewd her.
Cardinal, LLENN, corpse.
>>183278432Is she bigger than Asuna?
>>183278640>Not Sky Raker
>>183278224>>183278628>>183278799>>183279356Desist right now
>>183265593>>183278224>>183278628>>183278799Best taste! Love Yuuki-chan!
>>183279442Still more relevant than I'M SO CRAZY PLEASE KILL ME emo lesbian rapist. S2 when?
>>183268279>>183266322I like Suguha / Leafa and Sinon, which is why I'm just sort of disappointed that Kirito makes his choice really on. Like, can you imagine how how GGO would've been if he'd hooked up with Sinon?> "Hey, beta orbiter-kun, you know the guy who rescued me from Death Gun?"> "I fucked him that night. I'm his girlfriend now. I'm going to fuck him when I get back."> "Here's a recording of us having sex, I hope it's the last thing you ever hear."
>>183263045Strangest of all, I really like Tiese. Sure she's not really important, but there's something really earnest about her that's quite endearing. I sort of wish Eugeo had at least made out with her before he turned into a sword and died.What do you mean "I'll hear your request after the tournament" Eugeo? DOES YOUR PENIS NOT WORK? Do you understand that she's trying to tell you "Please marry me, or alternatively hold me down and fuck me"
>>183280310His dick only works for Kirito
>>183280310>SpoilerIf there are no more breaks that will happen on my birthday, I should just neck myself now and get it over with
>>183280771>>183280808Why does she wear so little clothing
>>183281911Damn it, man. I just finished. Still hurts.
>>183282584What is that picture from?
All girls with smugs
>>183280310>used goodsShe was raped by Raios. It was retconned later but she is still used goods.
>>183280310Well, even if Eugeo wanted he coudn't have done anything before marrying her
>>183280544Eugeo is best girl, fight me /a/
>pic relatedKirito x Eugeo is a thing now
>>183284455Shut up Kirito, no one is going to duel you. Even Zekken chose aids over duel with you. Go chop some wood.
>>183284556>NowOh poor anon
Obvious answer is obvious
>>183284556Need more homo, someone make their arms linking
>>183284923The fellation is strong with this one
Suguha is for gentle missionary sex while handholding. Asuna is for brutal NTR gangrape with old men two to three times her age.
Alice is for raising baby pet dragon together, and cuddling and hugging and fugging and grew old together and migrate to digital world to live eternal life together
>>183285192I don't know why but I always find those really boring and downright unfappable but I have not qualms if it's GGO!Kirito gangraped
>>183263045Suguha. God damn if I was Kirito I'd mating press her so much we'd repopulate Japan single handedly with our ever so slightly inbred children.
>>183285339I don't like Alice in the games, she's too OOC. I don't remember her ever being a tsundere in the LNs.
>>183279782>>183279356>>183278799>>183278628>>183281911would you have sex with a girl who has aids tho?
>>183285770She get a bit posesive and competitive in underworld and later volume
>>183286142The only thing that can give me AIDS digitally is your post, not my waifu.
I made aho-sys into Kiriko
>which SAO girl is best?Kuroyukihime.
Rate my Ahosys and memy donuthttps://gyazo.com/7737d328458de30a04057368ad630f0f
>>183286237That's my daughter, not your waifu.
>>183286237>>183287023I'm sorry for your loss.
>>183285192You forgot Suguha also locks her legs tight behind your back while kissing you with passion unmatched.
>>183264055>>183265147>>183265344>>183265518>>183265695>>183266322>>183270259im starting to reconsider being a sinonfag
>>183274204Built for breeding.
>>183278990>>183279169Fellow gentlemen of impeccable taste
>>183287896Join the ranks
I actually started HF againI guess it's time to put reading progressive on hold for a bit
>>183285608Because Kirito is hotter than her regardless of what sex he takes form in
>>183288056Poor Suguha. Onii-chan will never give her dick because he chose the rich girl.
>>183289474tfw no spinoff where she wins the KiritobowlC'mon you pricks.
>>183283876Quinella bedtalk when?
>>183289793I wonder what happened to the writefag who was writing the kirito selfcest fic
>>183290392>kirito selfcest ficWAT?
I want a cute blacksmith to fix my stuff after a long Day of killing shit.
Kureha is best girl.Imagine having a low self-stem girl who you can easily trick, manipulate and abuse because she's that starved for affection she'll go with anyone who gives her even the slightest showing of it. Doubly-so when you use her mental state even more so that no matter what happens to her she'll always be with you as you've hammered deep into her psyche that you will be the only person in the whole wide world who will love her and everyone else considers her to be useless and worthless and only will try to interact with her to bully her, mock her and manipulate her for their benefit. She'd be the cutest most loyal doggy in the world.
>>183265593didnt she die? never finished s2
>>183290128>>183283876Still want to fuck her?
>tfw Quinella will never forcibly feminize me and train me into being her loyal and most trusted right-hand and secretary/maid>tfw Quienlla will never turn me into her personal onahole and peg me every nightFeels bad man.
>>183291112This makes me even harder
>>183291172She's not the type who's into that.
I want to ram my cock into sinon
Karen but otherwise the only one in the originals that was written decently.
>>183263045>Best writtenQuinella>Most powerfulQuinella>Most intelligentQuinella>Most charismaticQuinella>HottestCanonically, Quinella>Biggest assQuinella>Best WaifuDefinitely, definitely not Quinella
>>183293179So here's Asuna's ass.
>>183293261Here's Quinella's ass.
>>183290491There was like an excerpt from what the writefag was writing and it was in the gameverse with KiritoxFem!Kirito
What happens if Kirito and Asuna was genderbent and everyone stayed the same?
I've read the SAO Progressive manga and was thinking of picking up the LNs. How different are they? Is the LN as lighthearted ad the manga or is it more similar tonally to the Aincrad arc of normal SAO?>>183290923Based
>>183293679Found ithttps://boards.fireden.net/a/thread/180134962/#q180184308>Kirito woke up as he felt something heavy on top of his body. As he opened his eyes he saw a girl in a white shirt with long and silky black hair that went down to her hips.>Feeling freaked out, he jumped out of the bed and girl fell to the hard-wooden floor and promptly woke up from the shock of hitting her head on the solid ground. Feeling dazed and annoyed, the girl looked around the room as she saw Kirito pointing straight at her.>“W-what are you doing in my bed! Why are you here?”>Confused and irritated the girl made a perplexed and provoked expression.>“Huh?! Isn’t that my line? I bought this room!”>“You’re crazy, if you actually bothered to properly look you can see this is my room. Actually, you know what? I’ve had enough, I’m calling Agil.”>“Well that goes for me! I’m calling Eigile.”>Both of them tried to open the door but found that it wouldn’t budge even after loudly banging on the door. Eventually they tried the same for the windows however the exact scenario happened and not even the glass shattered. Kirito tilted his head as he crossed his legs and put his hand on his chin to ponder.>“Oi, oi. That’s really strange, why is it doing that?”>“Hah! I knew it! It must be because you broke into my room!”>“Hah?! Lady, I’ve been sleeping on that bed for the last few weeks after getting to Arc Sophia.”>“Y-you mean to say that you’ve been stalk–“>“I’m not gonna let you finish that sentence because that’s not true. And besides I’m married!”>“Yeah well, I’m married too! Asuo’s going to kick your ass once he finds about this!”>Kirito showed the engagement ring that he wore on the day that he and Asuna married each other.>“See? And besides, Asuna would kill me if I did any of that stuff.”>Grabbing his hand, the brunette pulled Kirito closer to inspect the ring he was wearing.>“No damn way! I have the same ring! HOW? These rings were supposed to be unique to the couple?!”
>>183294028Asuna should walk in on them and join in.
>>183294028Goddamnit I want more.
>>183294028Make it so that the system now recognises them as being married and can't be divorced until they complete a couple of the night quest.
>>183294028Didn't think anyone remembered. I'll get down to write it after doing my assignments
>>183293817The LN is from Kirito's viewpoint.It's half-half with the manga and the original LNs.
>>183295717I found the manga to be genuinely better. It's got a lot of really nice additions that aren't in the LN. Not having to listen to Kirito sucking up Asuna's metaphorical cock every 5 pages helped a lot too.
>>183290923But how will you stop her sister from catching onto what you’re doing?
>>183295832Really now? What did you think of the floor 2 events with the weapon thefts and the boss? Which covered it better? And were Kirito and Asuna as carefree in the LN?
>>183264700Why are redditors so buttblasted about her?
>>183298177too much virtue signaling and not enough thinking with their dicks
>>183289474>>183289793Reminder that Asuna is bi for Rika, Shino and Suguha to keep them from trying to gain exclusivity with Kirito. Not sure if Argo fits into the love polygon.
>>183286585cute ahozeliska/10 protag
>>183299267They keep on making everyone's apart from Silica's boobs bigger
>>183299737Is that a bad thing?
>>183298457Too bad. If there were any justice in this world, Suguha would be the sole claimer of Kirito. Polyamory is a sin.
>>183263045Yuuki aka strongest blade and girl.
>>183263045>scan thread>only one post for that mentions Premiere. I am so disappointed.
>>183263045why is administrator not a loli?
>>183298457Was that openly admitted in the LNs? It was hinted at in the anime.
>>183303200Evil 10 year old.
>>183303479Would fuck and make mistress.
>>183303479She should've been dicked and disciplined early on.
>>183303867It was more like her father didn't let her associate with anyone, which led to her becoming an obsessive loner unable to empathize with others outside of manipulating them for her own gains.
Pretty much every main girl in Sao is top class waifu but my favorites is Alice
>>183303758How about adolescent Quinella?
Will Eugeo die after the battle with Administrator?
>>183303758>>183303867Power hungry loli.
Quinella a shit.
>>183289474Yes but what doe that have to do with that anon posting Fuuko?