How would your family react if you brought Saber home as your wife to be?
>>183205925they'd think i'm into kids
>>183205925'Thank god it wasn't the one with worms'
I just assume they think I'm gay because I don't bring girls over on holidays. They'd probably be relieved aside from the fact she looks like a teenager
>>183205925They'd say "Gee I thought you liked that other girl?"
>>183205925"I thought you were gay"
>>183206477>aside from the fact she looks like a teenagerWhat shitty parents
>>183205925"Oh wow, so she must be a professional Violet cosplayer!"
Reminder that Saber's body is 14-15 years old while her mind is 25.
>>183206933A bit on the older side, I was disappointed too
>>183207006>not wanting a nice christmas cake permanently stuck at optimal breeding age
>>183206477>I just assume they think I'm gay because I don't bring girls over on holidays.Wait, do parents usually think your gay if you just don't have a partner around?
>>183207146Yes Or a complete loser
>>183205925Can I trade her in for an upgrade?
>>183205925standing ovation as I finally bring a girl home
>>183205925>why did anon bring this weird autistic school girl?>At least he's not gay
>>183207146Only if you aren't fat or ugly
>>183205925They’d probably be terrified of how much I’d be spending on groceries after watching her at the dinner table that evening
>>183205925"What the fuck? When you said you were dating an "Annie-May" girl I thought she was just some southern belle!"
>Implying I would racemix with an anglo
>>183207318>egg in a burgerWhat kind of torture method is this?
>>183207624Ever had a brunch burger anon?
>>183207703I'm not american so no, should I be scared?
>>183206334Okita is the superior Saber
>>183207814It's just a burger with a fried egg on it, god damn. You're like a tribal that thinks a camera is stealing your soul over a fucking sandwich
>>183205925They'd be surprised because I never leave my house
>>183207814Not in the slightest anon-kun. It's a hit or miss burger really.
>>183207988I'd rather be that than a barbarian that eats egg in a burger
>>183205925My husband would be equal parts happy and displeased.
"We didn't vote for you."
>>183208012Alternatively, suspect that I've hired an actress or high-class escort to cheer them up.
>>183207146My mom thought this for a while, she always got scared I was gay and always asked me what celebrity crushes I had when I was a teenager. When She saw me obsessing over fictional women she kept trying to change my mind and convince me I liked actual 3D women. One day she got upset with me and admitted she'd rather I be gay. That said my mom would freak out if I brought saber home, and would probably argue with me about how she can't stay with us. I think I'd have to spill the beans and tell her about the whole grail war thing though. My dad would be 100% cool wit hit though and accept saber with open arms. As long as she got a job and earned her keep that is.
>>183208129Don't say that bro...
>>183208129She'll win by being the cutest servant in the war.
>>183208285A heroic spirit is basically a ghost. Can ghosts die from TB?
>>183208285DAI SHOURI!I love Okita so much
>>183207624It's alrightLooks better than it really is
>>183208285>>183208333>>183208333>>183208364Okita a cute
>>183208285>>183208333>>183208364If her master is kind to herwhat are the odds she falls for him?
>>183208495Hmm probably be easier to have some common ground and similar interests
>>1832084950%, she is for Hijikata
>>183208236What is your mom's problem? My family is like that too. I get harassed constantly because I don't date and have no interest in real girls. My stepmom (who I ussually get along with) started screaming like a mad person when I said I would just wait for sexbots and leave everything I had to any children my brother might have.
>>183207146My mom does all sorts of mental gymnastics to convince herself that she has a somewhat acceptable son. It’s cute. I really do wish I was gay.
>>183208341She won't die. She'll just be eternally living with the pain of having her lungs turn into pudding. Keep that in mind whatever you see think about how this girl always has a smile on her face.
>>183208664>mom asks when I'm going to give her grandkids>tell her I'm not interested>she tells me I should go get checked for aspergersth-thanks mom, you too
>>183208495Pretty high, I'd say.
>>183208333>no mention of feetwhat is this hackery?
How would your family react to you marrying the Avatar of a Shinto Goddess?
What did Sakura mean by this?
>>183208495>Umm... This is hard to say, but... When I'm with you, Master, I feel... How should I say this? I feel at ease. Well... My heart starts to beat quite fast. It's weird, right? It's something I've never felt during my lifetime... Is my fever acting up again?>>183208642Their relationship was strictly professional.
>>183208981Well I mean the fgo protag gets to fuck every girlbut what about just a normal dude who'd be kind to her?
>>183209016Well as she said, she has no romantic experience, so it's kinda hard to exactly pinpoint what she'd like.
>>183205925They would wonder how the girl on my mousepad, desktop backgrounds, dakimakura, and chibi figure sitting on my desk became a real girl and probably be a little bit happy that I'm interested in a real girl.
>>183205925They'd be pretty surprised I'd say
>>183205925My family is fulled of jelous and crazy women so probably I would not show them to her until Saber is pregnant
They'd be relieved that I'm not gay but she'd just be my beard. Also they'd think I'm a pedophile so that might be worse.
>>183209242I love Saber with all my heart but always believed buying her merch was dumb. Does it actually make the fact she is fictional less painful?
>>183209372She was in her mid to late 20s when she died, early 30s in the old lore. She just looks young, they can get over it.
>>183209242If they've already seen the merch and given her personality, they might believe she's actually a sexbot you had custom ordered.
>>183209444Yeah, problem is she looks 14. If she begins aging normally after we meet they might think it's okay I guess.
>>183209444How old was Mordred? I believed she was 15 at worst in the Nasuverse, I believed Artoria was at least 30
>>183208495She and Okita alter are fucking waifubait.
>>183205925A girl?A girl!A girl! A girl! A girl!
>>183209527Artoria pulled out the sword at age 15 and ruled for 10 years, making her 25. Technically Mordred couldn't have been older than 10, but she was a homunculus, so probably aged faster.
>>183209527Mordred aged faster than normal people, so her actual age is unknown. But she's said to be physically 16.
>>183208083you don't vote for a king!
Guys what to do? I love Saber so much. Care to share me some cute/rares Sabers?
>>183208066There's nothing Barbaric about eating an fried egg on a burger anon.
>>183209674This is the cutest Saber image that I have
>>183205925At this point they are so desperate for grandkids that they would even accept me going out with a white girl if that lead to it.
>>183209419The figure was only like $20 worth at Kinokuniya, the dakimakura was like $60 at a vendor in Anime Expo, and the mousepad was a gift so I only spent $80 bucks to make my room look less empty. Just looking at her makes me happy desu even though I get reminded that she's not real.
>>183208333She really is the cutest.
>>183209674You got it.
>>183209722It's cute in the way a child would wear they're parents clothes
>>183209674This is one of my top 50 favorite Sabers. I gave up collecting around 5k jpgs because tendonitis
>>183209674Best Saber is original Saber
what we need is more loli mordred in a family way rather than sexual
>>183209674My king id beautiful
>>183208495She has a boyfriend
>>183209851She's an a cup god damn these fanartfags
>>183209784>stronger than okita>cuter than okitaHOW CAN SHINSENGUMI EVER RECOVER
Don't mind me, just posting the superior Saber
>>183209674All Saberfaces are cute. Here is a list from those I rememberBlue Saber > Archer Saber > Lily Saber > Alter Saber > Alter Saber Santa > Alter Jean > Okita > Jean > Lancer > Red Saber > the rest
>>183209954>cuckpostingOkita is pure.
>>183210023>CuterPlease. You can say maybe "more hot". But Okita is the cutest.
>>183210029>>183210023This thread is exclusive to best Saber and her clones
>>183209837I think this image metaphorically summarizes what's happened to Fate
>>183209722cute Saber reporting in, sir
My wife is perfect!!
>>183210141>A weeping child>but it has mosquito bites and the hips of a 40 year old woman
>>183205925if i bring a friend they would throw a party, can't imagine a gf/wife
>>183210227I guess you dont get to bring friends?
>>183206477>>183206539>>183207146>>183207274>>183208236>>183208749>>183209372>>183209769Your stories make me glad my parents don’t give a shit and have never bothered asking me when I’m going to get a gf, or give them grandkids, or if I’m gay.
>>183210280I want to give Saber a Mordred but more mestizo.
>>183205925Pretty well.They'd think her beautiful, wellspoken, and they'd love talking to her.My great aunt would love feeding her.Everybody would want to be pitching in or congratulating me.They'd ask how we met which would be awkward.Would have to come up with a story for her.It'd be nice.
>>183205925>cute white skinned, blue eyed, blond haired girl >looks roughly my age>is healthy and strong>not picky>easy goingI don't expect any problem at first. Dad will definitely high five me for dating such a beauty, though he might tease me for her small breasts. Mom should get a;ong well with her, I don't really see why not.They'll definitely start questionning me after a few years seeing her not aging
I love a very beautiful women
>>183205925>parents hate white peopleWouldn't be my home for much longer.
>>183205925They would call the cops and acuse me of kidnapping.
>>183210716No worry Saber beat their ass for you.
>>183205925>canon magical dick girl who had a creepy as fuck bedicked incest baby with her sister and selfishly disavowed it because she was rightfully ashamed of being a gross monster who did all of that shit in the first place.I would never bring that disgusting animal home to my parents. I wouldn't even allow it to know the pleasure of my cock by using it as a common sex toy for a mere hour of hate fucking. And if my son brought that thing home I would bitch slap him and smash everything in his old room while screaming I HAAAAAVE NOOO SOOOOON!!!
>>183210743Black.>>183210790Tough babes are one hot thing, but tough babes that don't break six feet are another absolutely boner-raising wonder of life.
They'd ask me where that much more beautiful looking European girl went.
Why are Saber threads so comfy and polite , I love you Saberfriends
>>183210931People like you ruin everything
>>183210931Saber makes everything better
>>183205925Stop bringing bisluts, son.
>Thank God, I thought you were gay>But dear, she looks almost a decade younger than->Thank God.
>>183205925>"Kid.">"Yeah, Dad?">"Why is there a Chinese cartoon character in my house?">"Because we're engaged.">"...How?">"What?">"HOW exactly did you become engaged to a Chinese cartoon character?">"Hell if I know, it just kinda happened.">"Huh... Okay well, fair enough."Something like that.
They would wonder why I was not marrying her daughter instead
>>183210931Saberfags are bullies, don't act so pure>>183211084>bi>SaberSince when?
>>183205925Probably ask why she is so small and why she looks so young, but happy for me.
>>183209527>How old was Mordred?6 or 8, don't remember, and Saber should be 34, she took Caliburn at 14 and ruled for 20 years.
>>183205925They'd make fun of my shit taste. Saber a shit.
>>183205925Parents- not wellBrothers- you're such a saberfag you even rolled her in 3D?
>>183205925They'd probably be happy I found a cute, loyal loving wife; but would really start to wonder whether it would be worth it when she started talking about being king arthur in a past life.
>>183211686Just feed her an extra meal and have her take out Excalibur.
>>183205925Happy, but not as happy as me
>>183210895Funny, cause when my cousin first introduced us to his now wife, we would joke about liking her more than him. Although her father wasn't too big on them dating.
>>183205925meanwhile they don't really care about me having a gf or not, i'm sure they would be happy nonetheless, she having the body of a 16 years old wouldn't really be an issue since my dad did exactly that btw
>>183205925relieved that this one was white this time
>>183211929That's pretty sweet desu, minus the dad part
>>183205925finding out that i've had sex would make my mom kill herself
>>183207092>permanentlyShe no longer has Caliburn or Avalon. She’ll age normally from now on.
>>183211252You know, the whole scene of she being fingerfucked by Rin and the fact she would do it again in Sunny Day.
>>183212547She's a ghost now. Age isn't really a thing for her in the traditional sense
>>183212661>getting turned on by somebody sticking their fingers in your privates inherently means that you're into themNo, that's just basic biological arousal caused by stimulation. Let's say that you're tied to a chair by Elton John and he starts sucking your dick. You cum in his mouth. Does that make you gay? >Sunny DayIs that the UBW "Normal End"? I'm pretty sure that only Shirou and Rin knew what Rin was talking about at that point, and doesn't really indicate anything about what Saber swings for. She's only ever demonstrated a romantic or sexual interest in the ginger sword autist.
>>183208129>>183207974I don't play FGO, what is wrong with this particular saberface?
>>183213023Died from TB
>>183212972She knows what it needs to be done to stay in Earth and goes for it anyways.
>>183213088>died from TotalBiscuitoh no that's horrible!
>>183213023she loves BBC
>>183213158Which, again, doesn't indicate an interest in who it's being done with. If you were told that you had to have sex with a dude or else die, you would probably do it, right
>>183213159And even as a servant, she was known for dying young of TB, so it became an actual skill, meaning she's forever stuck with having her lungs rot away within her.
>>183213159>>183213830plus she's pretty weak eve without being illshe's an insta lose servant
>>183213830>1000% Critical Star Gather Weight boost is badUh... anon?
>>183213880I wouldn't say she's an insta lose. You'd have to use her much like assassin though and take advantage of her agility to end fights quicky. She's also very talented as a swordsman, so I think she can hold her own against other CQC servants.>>183214000I'm talking about what the skill is lore wise, not gameplay.
>>183208236>mom used to say I should get out more and find a girl like my brother did>brother's gf turned out to be insane>the two of them act like utter cunts to the entire family>mom now reminds me that both of my grandfathers were over 40 when they got married and I shouldn't rush into anything
>>183214203>use her as an assasin>without prersence concealmentnot doable
>>183209674I respect saber as a warrior, but I wanna see her with shirou
Disappointed that I didn't bring home a better saber.
>>183213880>plus she's pretty weak eve without being illShe have 2 NP, one of them makes her stats better and the other is like the one of Iskandar but in a smaller scale, and she can also can warp in short distances, they make her ill just because without it she could destroy every other servant in Koha-Ace
>>183214291>mom never wanted me or my siblings to date in high school>even chewed out my younger brother when she caught him flirting with a girl over text one time, in a way to embarrass him in front of us and his friends as deliberately as possible>now near the tail end of college>best friend has a girlfriend>one of my former classmates is now married>mom wants to know why I'm so slow and when I'll find a nice girl and bring her homeWhy do moms just not know what they want?
>>183214735> they make her ill just because without it she could destroy every other servant in Koha-Aceokitafags are delusionnal
>>183214917t. FGOonly denary
>>183214735>>183214990Delusional as fuckNobu is broken, and literally had to lose a star from transferring to FGO to justify not being an SSR
>>183205925They would probably ask if she is Swedish.Then I would tell. No she is English and my family would be like:"English? There are blond people in England?" And I think they would be right, fuck the Japanese.
>>183214990>o-okita is strong I swearshe is the weakest of every japanese swordsman
>>183205925>"LMOA E rank luck">"your mom is SSR saber, son. go roll again"fuck off dad im a free player
>>183215043t. Nobufag>>183215118t. Musashitfag
>>183205925They’d wonder if she’s out to get my money or fooling me in some other way. Mostly just disbelief and extreme suspicion at me landing a 10/10 blonde out of nowhere.
>>183205925Probably accept her I guess? But she can be too serious and they will ask her to lighten up
>>183215313Just tell them she is autistic.
I would ruin and impregnate her if she was my wife.
>>183215361Jannu is a qt. Would awkwardly ask her out.
>>183215371Tell your parents you're dating an autistic girl who totally isn't 14. What could go wrong?
>>183215261>musashi is stronger>yagyu is faster and stronger>Izo straight up says he is dissapointed by okita
A saber thread and not a single Monty Python reference? lame
>>183215779It's like the same two jokes every time. Give it some time to cool down
>>183205925>how would your family react if you brought a king home to be your wifei dunno
>>183215417They would actually prefer a younger autistic girl. They still see me as a child.
>>183205925 I brought home a gf that grew up evangelical so she was kind of innocent like Saber. They really liked her so I assume they would like Saber and my dad would joke she looks young (gotta make sure she has an id/is overage; pro move before you do anything)
Seibah is for Shirou.Now mommy lancer is made for paizuri and weak to anal.
>>183216260>saibah is for shiroushirou is for sakurathey're a much better couple
>>183214203>cute sickly warrior who will fight until death and with honor even if her whole body is covered in her own bloodI want her as my Servant
>>183216304She's not part of the Emiya family so that's clearly not true.
>>183216260>Seibah is for Shirou.Great taste.
My dad would be okay. Probably somewhat relieved. My mom would bitch about her not being Jewish despite the fact that we're not Jewish either.
>>183216360What, are we Dragon Ball now? We get tags like "the Emiya family" now? And Saber will somehow get it while Ishtar, Summer Ishtar, Eresh, and Parvati are left out?
>>183216260>Seibah is for Shirou.Did Seibah get an animated sex scene with Shirou that is going to hit the big screen sooner than the next Shirou/Saber doujin will get translated?
>Saber is for ShirouShe ls for me
What if your parents walked in on you mating press Saber?
>>183205925They'd probably be happy that I'm finally slightly less of a loser.
>>183216648Id hardly notice. Even holding hands with her would take me to another dimension
>>183216648"wtf! Why is an Angry Man Jew in our son's room raping a blonde girl and turning her evil!!"
>>183216648My mother is a lusty nympho that I caught masturbating to 3P and lesbian JAV so chances are she'd try to join in.
>>183216648>mating press Saber>not fucking her tiny body against the wallyou're doing it wrong, anon
>>183216713tell me more about that mother of yours
>>183216713>masturbating to lesbian JAVBut she's straight, right? How were you born otherwise?
>>183216775I got cucked by her when I was 19 and came home to her getting eaten out by my girlfriend at the time. And I'm pretty sure I heard her getting gangbanged at least once when I was a kid.
>>183216860> how were you born
>>183217171Get revenge on her by sharing her pics
Which servant would we stand a chance to seduce?Artoria is 100% not happening but are there any servant who'd fuck their master?
>>183217204Son if you want her contact info because you think you can get an enjoyable weekend just ask.
>>183208333This pic convinced me to grail her to 100.
>>183216564No because she isn't a slut. She's far too pure for that.
The amount of okita in this thread is a pleasant surprise.Imperial Holy Grail War anime when?
>>183217209>Artoria is 100% not happeningWhy not?Easiest is Kiyohime, though. She's stupidly easy.
>>183217295>gets fingerfucked by a bixesual Japanese wizard before taking ginger dick up the coochOH NO NO NO SABERFAGS PFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAH
>>183217209MedB I guess
>>183217469>only likes strong warriorsliterally no chance>>183217427have you read the fate route?Shirou had to force himself upon her and be a litteral autist all he got in the end was a " I love you"
>>183217452>Self defense hanky pankyI wish I was Shirou and tell Rin to piss off and leave me alone with the woman of my dreams
>>183216331Just make sure you have a supply of sweets to reward her for her hard work.
>>183216260no saber is for me
>>183215415What about her cute sister who would awkwardly accept?
>>183216331sshe has no honor though
>>183217171I know it must've sucked for you anon, but your mom sounds pretty based.
>>183217452Even in sex scenes, she is pure.
>>183216648"You're doing it wrong son."
>>183217209Serenity if you can find a poison immunity.
>>183218322Artist is ichihara kazumahttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=ichihara_kazumaHaven't looked up if he has any lewd stuff.
>>183218440>The way she is holding herself against him.Damn that is lewd.
>>183217316Hell I'd be fine if we just got an adaptation of the 1st half of Gudaguda 3.
>>183214594I feel you bro since shirou is literally me
>>183219003>since Shirou is literally me>self-insert retards are truly this deluded
>>183205925"Is she Jewish? She doesn't look Jewish to me"
>>183217209Kiyohime, Raikou, Serenity (if you are immune to poison), Bryn if you want to die after, Okita Alter if you managed to summon her, lots of servants if you are decent lookng and not ugly as sin.
>>183205925>Why is she so short!?>Why does she have black hair!?>What's with her silly hairstyle is she some kind of slut or something!?Not well if i where to guess
>>183217902I will prepare a special room for storing these sweets, then.Because her smile is worth it!I will try to fight alongside her, but I doubt there's much a human can do against servants, and I doubt my magic is very strong
>>183219498>nerfing an already shhitty servant by having shitty magic circuits
Is there any more iconic waifu? (Except the evangelion girls)
>>183206933Except she's autistic, so it's basically "is truly 25, but looks ten years younger and acts fifteen years younger than that".
>>183219961Kurisu, bonus points for also a VN
>>183219544>already shitty servantOkita is actually one of the top servant killer sabers with her skillset. She's basically Sasaki Kojirou if Kojirou wasn't only broken as fuck in his short range because everything is in her range. She trades being undodgable for reduced earth that allows her to instantly cross any distance, and while Kojirou breaks reality to trap them in three attacks at the same time, Okita breaks reality to focus three thrusts in a single point at the same time to make it capable of bypassing almost any defense. She hard counters most servants that don't have a instinct or eye of the mind skill, or a straight up immunity which only the most broken have.She also hard counters herself though. Weak constitution that can activate at any time forces a loss in any battle it activates in. So if Okita is summoned in a grail war, her master will have to go to great lengths to always ensure both he and her can 100% escape any battle they enter. Which isn't easy. CS gives you a get out of jail free card as long as the master is safe but they are highly limited. that guy will be ded easily though if he tries to fight with her. if weak constitution activates she can't escape the enemy servant on her own, let alone while protecting her master.
>>183205925Happy. She’s a good person with a good personality.
>>183220502>implying I'd need protection in such a caseIf I intend to fight alongside her I'd take my precautions as to not be a dead weight (unlike Shirou fucking Emiya, what a dumbass kid)But I can see that she's got a difficult condition to her...What would be the best way to support her? (aside the after battle sweets)
>>183220956Lots of Mana Transfers to keep her in top shape and form.
>>183220184She is also pretty mainstream and I love her too, but I believe the Fate serie is more iconic than Stein Gates
>>183207343Begone from my white board diversity. Back to darkest Africa with you.
>>183221132what about Haruhi?
>>183205925They will ask me why the fuck is she so smol, but they will be happy.
my mom is dead and my brother doesnt think much of me, so I guess I will just be happy with Saber
>>183205925As long as she can have a baby I think they'd be fine with whoever.Can Saber have babies? I forget.
>>183221306Saber is on the list of Maybes. She isn't a normal Servant and I wouldn't be overly surprised if she could get knocked up. Scathach is also on that list.
>>183220956The best way to support her would be to not be near the fight and have a planned escape beforehand. because she basically loses all combat ability if weak constitution hits. If the enemy is someone without qualms about killing enemy masters, they have a free win in front of them by simply ordering their servant to kill you. the result of that is Okita has to put herself between you two and can't retreat because you can't outrun the enemy servant and if she turns her attention away from them they'll go after you. and that is not a fight she will win. there's pretty much nothing her master can do from that point besides burn all the CS to try and counteract the massive ability drop.that whole situation would be a nightmare scenario for her.
>>183221194dead since author stops giving a fuck
>>183221266If you're being serious, I'm sorry to hear that, anon.
>>183221601they made a new short story like last month and the series is being reprinted as novels, so it's still technically barely alive
>>183216564As someone who likes all 3 heroines, I can now see why people hate Sakurafags.
>>183205925Saber is cute! And she has a dick! She’s perfect!
>>183205925They'd probably ask why I'm bringing teenage boys home
>you will never marry Saber
>>183213611That's an interesting question. I can't really answer... You won.
>>183219003Post your swords.
>>183207624Wait, you've never had a fried egg on a burger? DUDE! It's awesome! On a good burger anyway, not like... a mcdonadl's burger or something.
>>183205925>oh thank god she’s white/ not a man/ not Mexican/not blackOr if they’re in a different mood>oh so you found a way to bring those anime girlfriends of yours to life
>>183223460*HadShe is no longer a futa and is actually perfect
>>183223558Godly and blessed doujin.
>>183223558This doujin was very wholesome. I hope we get more of this
>>183214760Not just moms>college freshman>dad orders me to not "get distracted" by girls>graduating>dad is worried that I haven't brought home a gf yet>mom ships me embarrassingly with any platonic female friend I make>imōto in med school still hasn't had a bf>otōto in med school and I pretend I haven't noticed his secret gfNot that his permission mattered very much with the non existent emotional education in my family.
they'd be pretty relieved desu
>>183224757Honest question, how did you get female friends?
>>183225225i know their names only
>>183205925My mother have seen fate/ubw so she might think saber is just a autistic cosplayer and my father would be glad that i'm not a faggot. They will be both happy to know i find someone that share my hobby. My sister on other hand would think i'm a pedo.
What normal name would Saibeh willingly go by? I can't think of any cute A names off the top of my head.
>>183205925My dad would be happy for me and my mom would be happy to meet her.
>>183219961Lum, you underage.
>>183217171you're the spawn of a bi slut thenhow long did it take for you to forgive her for cucking you?
>>183225225Same way I make male friends, talk to people when I feel like it, and if I like them keep talking and plan stuff together. I think I'm a fairly likable person even if (because?) I'm too autistic to understand flirting.As an example : I have two very close friends, one of them is a girl I met the first day of grad school when I invited the whole class to a bonding hike to get to know each other (12 people, only 2 girls came...). In 2 years we've gone hiking, running, baked cookies, visited museums, watched KLK / Your Name and a few other movies (planning to watch Asako soon), had tapas, sleepovers, stayed at her family during holiday, concerts... We keep a To Do list of activities to not get bored.I have never found it difficult to make friends, male or female is essentially the same anyway.Honestly if anything I have had to limit how many friends I want to keep because maintaining quality friendships requires some effort.Sorry for blogging have a comfy pic because I'm all out of Fate.
>>183225659>tfw not smart enough for grad schoolI'm never gonna make it
At least it's not this Saber.
>>183210482>looks roughly my ageYou have to be 18 to post here.
>>183210333They don't ask because it's already clear
>>183225645At some point you just stop caring.
>>183219969>acts 0 years old
>>183227397I don't even want kids and I find this preggo Saber heartwarming.
>Love Arturia when she acts like a person and like a little girl>Absolutely hate Shirou because of how retard he is.Fuck. I fucking dislike archetype like shirou. And no i'm not going to debate people for 10 hours because they think Shirou is cool.Also EMIYA and Shirou are TWO FUCKING DIFFERENT CHARACTERS I may like EMIYA but Shirou is a fucking shit compare to him.Please give me cute saber pictures
>>183229171Sorry I meant to say not like a little girl having her first girl. I understand why she acts like that in comedy anime like c/p. but why did she act like that in fsn? SHE HAS LIVED 25 YEARS SHE IS A FUCKING ADULT.
>>183205925I already broke their hearts saying that I never wanted to be married. At this point they'd welcome a one ton tattooed black guy.
>>183229171>>183229216Me too. There are scene were she shines the most and that's is when she acts like the adult in the room. Also fuck Rin for taking the mentor mantle in fate route, that should have been Saber job.
>>183229338ahh you too? I joke during dinner once that I never wanted children.. the pain my father and mother had in their eyes was enough to kill me ten times over
>>183228600>I don't even want kids Jesus Christ
>>183229401I don't like kids.
>>183229401Its understandable.. the world...they should be left for people who has...i don't know what the fuck am saying...
>>183229463>>183229527Please reconsider your life. Don't be a failure, have hope in yourself.
>>183229567I'm not a failure. I just don't want kids atm.
>>183229567Ha, Fuck you. I would make a great parent and have helped raise many of my relatives. I don't like kids and would be miserable having to deal with them constantly. I also don't date.
>>183219969Fighting all your life and trying to not fuck up whole kingdom can ruin your mind
>>183209851>Best Saber is original Saber>not posting Takeuchi saberIm slightly disappointed
>>183205925i think they would be very happy with jeanne
>>183210141>>183210928Excellent taste. LIZ LOVE!
posting superior sabers then arturiaall arturia is good for is eating all your food
>>183211252>Saberfags are bulliesWe are not saberfags. Better call us lions. Or, well, lionesses would be more accurate.
>>183214000>Weak Constitution>She is accompanied by the risk of a sudden status drop at anytime of every action. The probability of risk is not high, but when it is invoked in combat, it is immense
>>183230076she is better looking, more loyal and admits her feelings better then arturia
*makes your king grow a dick**takes one of your loyal knights and makes him stay in Avalon for a long time instead of allowing him to do his job*Why is he the court wizard again?
>>183230119Because nobody can stop him.
>>183230180solomon probaly could
>>183230119stunting your growth, so you can't be a buxom beauty, merlin is a fucking pedo
>>183230115>nero>Loyal.What? She is pretty open with what she is about.
>>183230188Solomon was so dumb that he fell in love with Merlin crossdresing and larping as an idol girl.
>>183230304typical jew then
>>183230323My canon wife Semiramis is so beautiful!
>>183230323Semi is a qt.
>>183221514just stay hom and use a command seal to bring hr back
How would your family react if you brought Sader home as your wife to be?
>>183230588they would be sad
>posterchild of the franchise>her FGO 5* version is utter shit until the buff in years which makes her average
>>183230689Liz is the new face of the franchise
>>183205925Fuck the king
>>183230782>out of all the waifus, semendemons, lolis and god knows what else that FGO has given us over the years, you waifu a shitty magical girl/idol rip-off and a gayer version of CarmillaJesus Christ, check out this cuck
>>183230013Reminder that she's canonically weaker than Rin when she's not using her magic.
>>183230050Whore of Babylon a shit
>>183230876which doesn't make sense....
>>183219349what if im a fat fuck and ugly tho
But Saber is my wife...?
>>183231182Are you at least wealthy? If not KYS.
>>183209722Something wrong about this king...
>>183230782Liz is literal who it's abby now
>>183219349which servant if you are decent looking?
>>183205925I think they'd be severally confused is she is Caucasian, or Asian, but still pretend to be accepting about it.
>>183205925How would they know? Do you think I live in my moms basement?
>>183231687I meant as you are bringing her to meet your parents not that you literally live with your parents.
what if you came home with Nero?
>>183231782That would be definetely ROMA.
>>183231839would the family approve or think you've gone crazy, or just be overwhelmed by her?
>>183231782They'd probably be curious what institution I raided whenever she goes UMU UMU
>>183221306>>183221346>Servants who haven't died and are thus eligible to procreate>Saber>Merlin>Scathach>King HassanAlso, all Servants that are jacking some living person's body, like Ishtar, Parvati, and Galahad.
>>183231899>not changing your nationality to ROMA after brief talk with Nero
>>183231949scathach is canonically used goods though
>>183231782She would be my consolation prize if Saber is not an option. Sex with her small busty body would be amazing though
>>183232008>Sex with her small busty body would be amazing though>150 cm 42 kg>B83/W56/H82IMAGINELel, never really looked at her BWH. Kinda close to mine.
>>183215092ur a cheeki cunt m8
>>183232004She is, as is Merlin. King Hassan definitely is, too, if he wasn't lying about the Ziusudra alias. I just listed which Fate Servants can have babies.
>>183232008I despise Nero, that'd be no consolation prize
>>183231949What about Astolfo, can she get knocked up?
>>183230876wait whatYou sure this isn't because Shirou's magic is shit as fuck?
>>183231782I don't want her to fuck parents, siblings, and pretty much any member of my family.
>>183232313Anon. I'm 67 kg at most. Maybe my measuring is wrong tho.
>>183232292yeah, but you won't be able to stop her, so... what do you do?
>>183232292>Not sharing with familyWtf is wrong with you?
>>183231782MUCH preferred. UMU..
>>183232008or her ass, I don't have the pic up that art of her adjusting her bloomers....
>>183231782but would she be your wife or Would you her her concubine?
>>183214594Does anyone know pixiv artists who draw Lancer!Arturia with Shirou. I've seen only a handful.
>>183232381>what do you do?Not date her in the first place.>>183232477Monogamy is the only way.
>>183232538Imagine sticking your dick in dog
>>183232503Or this one?>>183232569a fox*
>>183205925So is there something like a torrent that contains every fate anime and movie ever subbed so I can dive into the franchise with no gathering and sorting effort at all?
>>183232593But what if i was talking about Nero? How will you parry and defend your wicked tyrant?
Fate route when?
>>183232667Nero is a walking onahole, there is nothing to defend.
>>183231782Did nero ever meet nrvnqsr?
>>183232748I fucking love how they made her less slut by simply saying >Orgys? Yeah, she liked them. But nonono, it was only drinking and talking, no sex allowed.
>>183232833I really don't understand what they are trying to do with her, in the first Extra she was that lound brar who loves getting attention but when you get her trust she opens to you and she admits she fucked up in her life, and then suddenly she became the best thing ever who can do no wrong and everyone just ask after her.
>>183232833At least sluts like Medb are honest unlike Nero who just gets worse with every thing she appears in..
>Whore of Babylon polluting a best king thread
>>183232562>>183232593nah,s he is in a crowd of other at the time, facing away, another probably but the same artist, her bloomers have been stolen so she i just tucking in her shirt.
>>183232538>Not date her in the first place.no an option, you get Nero, and you CAN'T sleep separately
>>183233033King of jobbers
>>183232894>and she admits she fucked up in her life,better than sabre, she's still in denial, her knights hate her and she's a deadbeat dad.
>>183233115there we go!yay Anon!dunno if the back shot is ever find-able, but I am saving this one.
>>183205925Happy I suppose. I would be ploughing the king of the britons after all.
>>183233111Well, I would ask for a divorce.
>>183231949does jeanne d'arc fall under this? she is using lucreatia's body after all
>>183233493Yes, but only if she stays in the body.
>>183233346you're not married though, you are her concubine, you fucking summoned her...
>>183205925kick arturia out and replace her with the superior mordred
>>183207216who is the better optionlancer arturia or alter lancer arturia?
>>183234109alter, i love the look of scorn in her eyes
>>183234076Wise choice anon.
>>183234109Vanilla Saber Lancer is one of the worst handled things to come out of FGO.
>>183234199what did they do?>>183234281isn't that the assassin arturia who is only strong against saber class opponents?
>>183234355>isn't that the assassin arturia who is only strong against saber class opponents?Yeah, but two years older, she is now an office lady.
>>183234355her lines are just about her breast
>>183234427Vanilla Titoria is all about her unawareness of her breasts and some goody two shoes stuffs.Titoria alter is emo and depressed all the time but understands she has great breasts.
>>183234596i legit cannot understand what alter's personnality is like
>>183234596besides saber lily, does any of the other arturia versions care about mordred? or do they all ignore/hate her?i know alter lancer arturia tries to kill mordred on sight
>>183234355The original Vanilla Tituria that appeared was the Lion King who acted as the mastermind and final boss of one of FGO's chapters. She's basically an inhuman version of Saber that ascended to godhood after losing all of her humanity. The vanilla Tituria that ended up summonable after that chapter has none of that. She's an alternative version with no personality, no story relevance and acts as a walking boob joke. Lancer Alter was also handled terribly since she debuted with no build up only to be killed by Mordred without even saying a word, but at least her lines aren't quite as trash.
>>183231949>King HassanI'm confident that you have to be a virgin forever to be that level of Chad.
>>183234707I can't remember. Are they still hinting at King Hassan being Cain or have they given up on that?
>>183234636lancer arturia is supposed to be close to a divine spirit, even less humanlike then saber arturia.alter lancer arturia is supposed to be more human like.of course that both got ignored for boob jokes
>>183234757Sometimes you can tell exactly what the writing for a character will be based on the artist they get. Since it was the maou hero be mine meat bag manga artist it was destined to be nothing but fat tit jokes.
>>183234688Vanilla Titoria has the same reaction like Saber. Basically she doesn't really care about Mordred because she didn't really want that shit to happen.Titoria Alter only tried to kill Mordred on sight in London because the one who summoned her made it so that she would kill you and your party. Outside of it she saw Mordred as her child but gave little support to her. In Go West she actually took responsibility for Mordred causing you troubles.
>>183234196Even she knows her father (female) is the best girl, so she tries to be her
>>183234702yeah that final boss one is supposed to be a goddess version that just took over arturia's bodyhttp://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Goddess_Rhongomyniadwhile the servant lancer version is different onehttp://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Lancer_(Fate/Grand_Order_-_Artoria)
>>183207343Not an anglo, she is roman for one, and secondly her nation c was celtic, she was also fighting against saxon and anglo invaders, her death is what allowed the anglo to invade rhe british isles
>>183208333Not a real saber, she dont shoot beams
So lancer alter jobbed to mordred?Is she the weakest artoria to date?
>>183235214mysterious heroine x is weaker. she is only strong against saber class opponents.
>>183234755The only things known about King Hassan is that he walked so close to death for so long he is no longer alive nor really death, but in a weird in between. He also gets his powers directly from God.
>>183235402There are really only two possibilities really. Cain or Salathiel.
>>183235848Could be Ziusudra. He's said to be the Noah equivalent of Babylonians/one of the old Kings of Babylonia who got cursed with immortality for reasons.
>>183233162>her knights hate herThere is not a single evidence. Most of them admire their king. Unless you are talking about knight of the cuck or Agravain.
>>183235801Considering the watergun is actually a pimped out Excalibur, should that squirt blow a football sized hole in Mordred's torso?
>>183236083>There is not a single evidence.Fate zero, the berzerker was one of her knights who fucking HATED her...
>>183236123>Fate/ZEROOh no no no
>>183236123>Unless I said it. And don't you foking dare to bring this half-assed edgy fanfiction with not a single drop of respect to original.
>>183236047It really depends on how fast and loose they're playing with King Hassan. Sumer myth isn't considered canon in Islam, and it could have been a cheek reference to The Death of Gilgamesh since Babylonia Singularity is when Gilgamesh dies. He also has both the chains and horns that marked Cain in Herbrew myth on top of having Azrael's blade as his NP.
>>183232263Most weebs/otaku don't like muscleshit, they want pure little girls. All of saber's speed and power comes from shitting out assloads of mana from all over her body at lightspeed, her bones just deal with it I guess.
>>183236169okay, then who was berzerker in that?
>>183236316yeah, the 'fanfic' done by the same writers and studio....
>>183236886Pretty good bait. But no really zero and phantasm were the only good things to come out of fate, compared to garbage like prisma ilya.
>>183205925They would be worried she's too good for me, until they found she's a magical-tanssexual-former-aristocrat with poor job prospects.
>>183236123Using Lancelot as an example of the Round Table hating Arthur is pretty retarded since the Round Table literally went to war FOR Arthur once they found out Lancelot fucked Guinevere. Most authors blame Lancelot and Guinevere for the fall of Camelot too since their selfishness Gawain's brothers killed, and dragged the war to France which enabled Mordred to raise his troops.Not only that but Zero went out of its way to make Lancelot a tragic figure that was loyal to Artoria to the end and felt nothing but guilt for the affair and that he couldn't fight at Camlann. It pushed all the "fuck Arthur" shit onto Tristan. Zero didn't touch Bedivere, Gawain, Galahad, or the others though and the more Fate does with the Round Table the more it leans into the "fuck Lancelot and fuck Guinevere, this shit was their fault" stories.
>>183236122was is that arturia or regular arturia that got pissed at mordred when she accidently broke something while surfing
>>183237577Goddess Rhongomyniad, calling herself the Lion King, arrives in the "Camelot" Singularity and summons all of the Knights of the Round Table, with the exception of Bedivere and Galahad. She gives them the choice to either aid her in her "Holy Selection" or side against her. Gawain, Lancelot, Agravain, Tristan, Mordred, and Gareth side with her, forming the Knights of the Lion King. After they kill the other knights, the Goddess Rhongomyniad grants each of them a Gift, with the exception of Agravain, who refuses to have one. Goddess Rhongomyniad and her knights then set out to the Holy Land, killing all that oppose them, including the False Crusaders and their leader, who the knights defeat in a battle, where Gareth also sacrifices herself. Goddess Rhongomyniad then establishes the Holy City, where only those she allows can live.
>>183237577>fuck Lancelot and fuck Guinevere, this shit was their faultWell. Yeah. King tried to help Lancelot by giving him chance to escape with Guinevere but sorry. His brains are too small for this. Not only he completely missed it, Lancelot fucking killed unarmed (knights refused to carry weapon because they didn't want to kill Guinevere) enemy. Our knight refused to help when his King was fighting with rebels at Camlann. Talk about honor, yeah.
>>183237577He's just mad saber refused to be the dom to his sub.
>>183205925>gorgeous>polite>respectful>highly appreciative of home made foodI imagine that my parents would be telling me to bring the wedding forward to the next week and wonder how on earth I punched this far above my weight
"What the fuck anon how is she real? How the fuck are you dating a cartoon girl?"
>>183237760>underdeveloped>autistic>out of touch>can't cook
>>183237778The power of Wizards, mortal.
>>183237675If we're being fair, Bedivere also never gave up excalibur in the timelines Artoria becomes Titty Lancer, and Galahad is inside of Mash. Even then Galahad is pseudo-divinity thanks to French fanfiction and drank directly from the Holy Grail with God giving him head pats.
>>183237850Only the cooking aspect of this shitpost is true.
>>183237675Also that entire story basically exists because they needed to kill Richard. Even her being the Lion King was a jab at the Lionheart. She even has some of Richard's skills from Strange/Fake.
>>183237778>I know, from the start dating a fictional character is a mistake. No matter how much I love she will never understand. She will never become real and stay with me side by side.>Someone like me doesn't understand real life women. The love I have is a fake love that is written by others.>But, that does not mean I shouldn't try it.>Even if people ridicule me in the process.>Even if others treat me like a freak.>I don't think it's wrong to continue to express love to the one I love the most. The love itself is beautiful no matter how unrealistic it is.>So, it is not a mistake after all.
>>183230304Merlin (Proto) is Magi*Mari. Its even funnier that I thought.
>>183238361Log out now Shiro.
>>183238101At least give me the underdeveloped one too. That's not really up for debate. I guess a 15 year old britbong is roughly equivalent to an 18 year old jap.
>>183236047Wouldn't make sense for a servant so close to the Abrahamic God to be a summerian myth.
>>183236083>AgravainAgravain is the most loyal of the knights.
Shirou is a bad character. I love Saber, but Fucking hate Shirou.
>>183240039*ahem* FUCK SHIROU
>>183240018He is loyal to King (status), not to Arthuria (female). He hates all women but helps King because of his view of perfect kingdom.
>>183240237>perfect king>cant last 11 yearswhat did they mean by this?
>>183240237At first yes, but later he felt what could be love for her.
>>183234196only the best king for BritainMordred for the win!
>>183240417Saber is also his aunt
>>183240335Kingdom was doomed from the start.>>183240417Love? Not really.>picYou got it backwards. At first he admired king. But after gender revealing his "FUCKING WOMAN" returned.
>>183236792Yeah but I mean in-canon, didn't Saber come out so frail because Shirou fucked the summoning?Otherwise she'd be rippe as fuck, right?Since she was a soldier and a knight, y'know
>>183240643Yeah, I know, which is way she couldn't be a perfect king.
>>183240831No you don't get it, it because she is a wamen and shirou is the main character. Even though she seen shit like war and poverty.
>>183240643You don't understand the pic, remember Saber passed as a man, he was happy the first person he didn't want to be hated by was a "man". For someone as autistic as Agravain it's pretty much the equivalent of being in love.>>183240526Not like it stopped anyone in medieval times.
>>183240885...can someone kill the Japanese already?god I hate this
>>183241233They would actually be from before medieval times
>>183240831She was described as muscular but Takeuchi can't draw for shit. Remember Sakura is supposed to be a titty monster, Rin's legs are supposed to be amazing and Rider to be a voluptuous woman.
>>183241309Also why do everyone keep saying she 15? SHE FUCKING 25-30 YEAR OLD, I DON'T GET IT. AVALON JUST STOP HER BODY TO AGE NOT HER FUCKING MENTAL STAGE.(Its not okay when she acts like a fucking child, also fuck shirou)
>>183240831I guess summoned version is way weaker for reasons. When she was alive saber probably just constantly used Mana Burst and rapidly replenished her mana>Artoria generated mana just by breathing in harmony with the coursing of her blood. It could be called a "Magical Furnace" that was worlds beyond what mages had to offer
>>183241357I would kill any women who dared to take a bath with that amount of hair. Seriously it's fucking nasty seeing the hair in the drain.
>>183241405is Artoria supposed to be a Saint?cuz that's some heavy mystic shit right thereI remember reading in FSN that people of the past were doing true magic and not magecraft like Shirou's dad and the Tohsakas
>>183241233You are spouting made up theory that i will call nonsense and slightly ignoring his character. That's not a love, stop shipping adult characters. Feeling bad for someone is not the same as love.>My mother was insane. I grew up hearing the bedside story that she would become the king of Britain>My objective was the survival of Britain, and for that i used Arthur>It didn't matter who it was. I didn't care>I hate women>Can you even begin to understand what the blankness inside of me was like when i found out about a king's distress?
>>183241357>She was described as muscularYeah, i almost giggled when she said that in DEEN adaptation. Reading is one thing, hearing is other.
>>183241559>is Artoria supposed to be a Saint?No.>I remember reading in FSN that people of the past were doing true magic and not magecraft like Shirou's dad and the TohsakasMagic and magecraft isn't the same. Old mage like Medea can do more impressive stuff with their magecraft, but it's still magecraft.
>>183241861>Magic and magecraftHere we go again...
>>183242051Okay, serious question and not trying to be sarcastic, how to you separate the 5 magics from the rest?
>>183241861Wanna know something retard about typemoon? for magecraft you need magic ciruit, for magic you also need magic ciruit. WTF ISN'T MAGIC SPPOSE TO BE... MAGIC???? WHY DO YOU NEED CIRCUIT FOR MAGECRAFT?
>>183242194Why do you need...circuits to do... magic? WTF... the knowledge should be enough.. What a stupid franchise
>>183207146My parents would be happy I was gay, as long as I wasn't forever alone. But alas, I will be
>>183242247You gotta keep the goyim out of your secret club and have innate talents from birth to make people feel special somehow.
>>183242247>Why do you need...circuits to do... magic?There is no God there to hear your chants. Not anymore.
>>183242316>A man could literally be walking with the knowledge of all the 5 magic, but bc he doesn't have magic circuits he cant do kthnxbye
>>183241357Rider's figure is peak performance for a woman. I like her small ass.
>>183207814More of a Japanese thing really. At least that's where it started.
>>183243000There is a difference between a small ass and no ass. A small and tight butt can be very good if the woman has an athletic figure.
>>183243000Don't make me throw my smug goddess in this thread
>>183243243Rider's ass is a small ass. And she does have an athletic figure.
>>183227860pretty sure that's not sauce in there
>>183243326She has no ass in this picture >>183241357Literally no curve.
>>183241639He doesn't seem to view Artoria as a woman, or at least not as a woman to hate. Did you even finish Camelot? He taps into his most desperate measures to defeat Lancelot, then manages to haul himself back to the throne room - unaware that she had already lost - and starts trying to make plans for building her the castle that he'd promised, desperately trying to continue serving as her aid until his last breath because he was that loyal to Artoria.
>>183243516Because her legs are bent. There is an ass, it's just a small one. A very small one. Personally I'm a fan.
>>183243630Im sorry if i made a mistake and didn't correctly explained myself. I will agree with you in>trying to continue serving as her aid until his last breath because he was that loyal to ArtoriaBut this is not love as i already said.
>>183243680How can you even post this picture and say she has an ass? It doesn't even fill her jeans.
>>183243770I said it was the closest thing to love for someone like Agravain, he hates women and doesn't care what others think about him, but Arturia was the single person in the world he didn't want to be hated by.
>>183243852You can see there is a slight curve.
>>183243918Well, now i agree with what you said. Let me change topic a little and ask. Is there any evidence that Agravain will participate in grail war? It's not like he lack wishes.
>>183244049>tall>flatTakeuchi did great job tho. I've never met tall and stacked girl in my life.
>>183244049Those are her hips anon, not her ass.>>183244069No reason he would refuse to fight for the grail to give it to Saber.
>>183244069One of the Arthurian legends claims that Arthur never really died, and will return to save England in her greatest time of need. Considering Brexit, he'd probably wish her back on the spot.
>>183244347>One of the Arthurian legends claims that Arthur never really died>We will never see Prydwen, carnwennan
>>183244069He's not eligible to become a servant in a normal HGW since he refuses to follow anyone but Arthoria.
>>183244769>since he refuses to follow anyone but ArthoriaJeez. Imagine being that much of saberfag. Truly our hero.
has someone the FGO for (you) chart?
>>183245361>That kid who summoned Musashi and got molested...Lucky Bastard.
>>183241370>mental age>for an immortal king who had no concept of teenagehood or adulthood
This was a good thread. Seiba is happy.
I'd want to bring Lancer Artoria back home with me
>>183244656Summer Mordred uses Prydwen as a surf board.
>>183248478thank you for this thread, Saberfagsit was comfy
I can't believe I am so late to this.
Last for Saber. For the REAL saber.
Not if I can help it
>>183249614true Saber to the rescue!
True Saber, you say?
>>183249924Yes. Get that Y chromosome shit out of here.
>>183250039He was always envisioned as a man first.
>>183250134Who cares. Nasu is a hack anyway.
>>183250134I also really like this Saber too though and wouldn't mind if that's what we got instead
>>183208236parents will never understand the superiority of 2d
Stop ruining this damn it
>>183250912She is perfection and her clones are all cutes. Im glad i fall for her
>>183250912Are you upset?
>>183251069Here is a best girl to cheer you up